Keepers Gentlemen's Club
354 Woodmont Rd Milford, CT 06460

Mediocre time

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Django99
May 9, 2025, 2:09 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Found myself in the Milford area, and thought to give this place a shot. Bottomline.. for the afternoon, it was not worth the time.

Location.. located in a strip mall. It was kinda weird finding this place thru Google Maps, but I just drove around the mall, and eventually found it. I parked in the strip mall parking so found it to be a safe neighborhood.

Layout - I walked in, got patted down, and headed to the bar. The dances happened at the bar, ie the girls are essentially walking around your drinks. Got there around 4ish, and there were 5-6 girls and barely any clients other than 2-3 that looked like regulars.

Girls - From the moment I walked in, a Brazilian, 40s made eye contact with me. I was like "Shit". And as expected she followed me to the chair next to me at the bar. I absolutely hate this. I like to be a creeper for a bit, before signaling to a girl, tip her and take it from there. Anyways.. it was dead in the club, so this was expected.

As I got a drink and settled, she kept feeling me up, while I kept looking around to check out the talent (or lack thereof). Man it was bad this day!! The Brazilian walked away for a bit, and this other one approached me. I swear she was in her late 60s.

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