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Let's go, Brandon!
review
published 2 yrs ago
Some eye candy but not much action
reviewed by
pants_tent

6.0

Arriving a little before 9pm, parking lot moderately full but plenty of spots. Cover was $12 and ID was scanned but no membership requirement from what I could tell (NC law has changed).…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Syracuse club robber of $10,000.
posted by
shadowcat

Syracuse, N.Y. — Syracuse police say they are looking for two males who walked into a strip club early Monday and robbed workers of more than $10,000.

The armed robbery happened around 2:20 a.m. at Lookers,…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
North Las Vegas stabbing.
posted by
shadowcat

On Sept. 10, officers responded to a call at Palomino Club in North Las Vegas in reference to multiple men fighting with security and reports of someone with a knife, police said.

According to police, when…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Friday night
reviewed by
LoveTheLadies

6.3

Was down at the coast this weekend so I made another visit. I arrived around 9pm and stayed about two hours. When I arrived I noticed about 30 cars in the parking lot but they…

review
published 2 yrs ago
All alone
reviewed by
maninsc

1.0

I decided to give this place a try, only problem is that no one was there.

So for a little geography. This club is located at the intersection of Hwy 9 and interstate…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Same old empty club.
reviewed by
funguy81

6.3

Stopped by Club-X on a Wednesday night at about 9:30 PM. There was nobody at the door so there was no cover charge.
The bar is old with a lot of mirrors and stages. Most are…

review
published 2 yrs ago
My favorite coffee shop
reviewed by
mugen55

7.7

This was my first time cafe 269 and now my favorite of the bikini cafes I've been to. I've been regularly going to cafe 168 and DD cafe. 269 operate like the other bikini cafes…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Friday night
reviewed by
LoveTheLadies

6.7

Made a visit a few weeks ago on a Friday night. I arrived around 8pm and left I think a little after 11pm. I knew the Bulls were on the road and figured no problem…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Chill time could be better could be worse.
reviewed by
Bigurlluvboobs

5.0

Paid $20 to get you in. 6 for a drink. The stage is in the middle of the club, with seating all around it and the bar is in the very back of the club…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Happy Stanislov Petrov Day....
posted by
skibum609

.....title says it all. Wtf! Who is he? Well, today is the 39th anniversary of the day Major Stanislav Petrov saved the world. In a wonderful world of technology, back in 1983,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Unexpected experience at Mermaids
reviewed by
Shotballs

6.0

This review is about 11 months old, but I just joined so figured I would write it. I visited in November of 21. Mermaids is a bikini bar in St Pete Beach and the only…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Mettler's Wet T-shirt Contest in Mankato, MN
posted by
SweetTator

Has anyone been to the Saturday Night Wet-Shirt at Mettler's in Mankato. MN?
What time does it start?
What's it like? Do girls get naked? Wear panties? Is it high energy?
Would love details!

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Lie to me / tell me I'm like you / tell me I'm beautiful / tell me I'm cool

The dancers at my favorite club, even the ones I don't molest in the VIP, call me handsome.

I'm absolutely not handsome. My favorite way to describe myself is looking like the love child of Quasimodo…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Somebody start a twitter boycott
posted by
gammanu95

#DefundIan #NoPascoPinellasNoPeace #AHAB #BringBackOurVIP

Seriously, some great extras clubs are facing a real existential threat here!

nhc.noaa.gov

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Clown emoji distances itself from Democrats, says they are hurting its brand
posted by
Dave_Anderson

The Clown emoji held a press conference today to distance itself from the Democrat Party and request people stop associating it with them.

babylonbee.com

review
published 2 yrs ago
Same old Poodle, but better looking girls than I remembered in the past
reviewed by
BananaOreo

6.3

I stopped by the Poodle this past Sunday night. For those of you who haven't been back, well, it's about the same as it ever was. I haven't been to a strip club since…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
PETA calls for woman to stop having sex with meat eating men !
posted by
Warrior15

They are saying that meat eaters have a higher carbon footprint also.

peta.org

I think I'll have a steak and think about this one.

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
LDKing: Tell her or Don’t say shit?
posted by
Muddy

I’m risk averse if I don’t know her; aint nobody gotta know nothing. Period. No moaning, no nothing, although I might tense up a little. She is not standing up on me mid orgasm. Fuck…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Penetration is good, yes

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Offering penetration services today only, buy 1 stabbing get 1 free

review
published 2 yrs ago
1st time
reviewed by
2014js

7.7

My 1st visit ever to the Harem.
Cover charge is 30. I got there around 8p on a Saturday.
Patted down and wanded upon entering.
Stage is immediately in front of you when you enter room.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Nice club very close to the interstate if traveling through Jacksonville
reviewed by
Oz1820

5.3

Decided to stop by on my way down i95. Private parking lot with what seemed to be plenty of spaces available. Entered the club and was met with a kind front desk lady who charged…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Enjoyable but by the book experience at Pure Gold
reviewed by
Shotballs

6.0

I am from Florida and was in town to meet up with some friends. They left Saturday evening so I had time to kill before my Sunday morning flight. I had gone to Capital and…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Fun time on a Sunday night
reviewed by
IPleadTheFifth

6.7

It was Sunday and I needed to take a break from reality, so I decided to visit Delilah’s in Manville. I wouldn’t normally go to a club on a Sunday, as I consider it a…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Why Bother
reviewed by
silverton3

3.0

I stopped in to Bandaids about ten days ago on a Wednesday afternoon. It’s only because of the other reviews in here that I bother at all. I’ve stopped by three times now in the…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
TUSCL Status
posted by
motorhead

Dumb question….

Purple star
Check Mark

Which icon signifies a verified member and which one is a VIP

review
published 2 yrs ago
Great midday experience
reviewed by
rboyleniii

7.3

So I returned after a9- month hiatus due to a really bad experience. Much different this time. Went around lunch time and figured it would be empty, but I was very wrong.

Club…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Ehh...
reviewed by
Airbreezy

6.3

I been here a few times but it seems like the quality has taken a downturn in the last few years. Drinks used to be dirt cheap and I even remember a time we're you…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
How do I become a baby daddy?
posted by
shadowcat

I'm tired of wasting all of my sperm and not getting anything in return.

review
published 2 yrs ago
Solid experience
reviewed by
sailor2015

6.7

First visit to a club since before covid amd I almost forgot what to expect. As I remember the club kind of looks like a remodeled trailer but it is clean and works.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
My Favorite In The Valley
reviewed by
silverton3

8.0

I recently retired and have been hitting the good old HL once a week for awhile. Always go on Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday and always just after lunch. I won’t waste my time or yours…

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published 2 yrs ago
Always Fun
reviewed by
silverton3

7.3

I visit bourbon a couple times each month and always arrive about noon and only mid week days. Rarely more than 6-8 PLs and similar number of girls. The place is super dark when you…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Same ol' Pumps
reviewed by
BuddyBradley

6.3

I've been here twice post-pandemic and it hasn't changed at all. Relaxed atmosphere. Cute girls. Cheap drinks (by strip club standards). A lot less flashy than your usual New York club but that suits me…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Quick visit to Pure Gold on Saturday
reviewed by
Hannathedog79

5.7

Was traveling through Sacramento and it had been a couple of years (possibly 3) since I had stopped at Pure Gold. Just checking to see if anything had changed. I know the reviews…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Fun Couple’s Saturday Night
reviewed by
JunkHere

8.0

Disclaimer: I’ve only been to about 4 other clubs in my life so I don’t have a lot of SC experience, so I can only review this club itself and can’t compare it to elsewhere.

I…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Going downhill
reviewed by
rugrat

5.3

Decided to hit Miss Kitty's after a successful trip to Hustler and an unsuccessful trip to Dollies on a Saturday night. Showed up about 10:00 pm. About 10 cars in the parking lot…