Reviews

I hadn't been to this joint for a few years since back when Johnny ran the place. Decided to give it a whirl since I was back in the area, had some really good times…

When you get to the club there is a pretty big parking lot, so you shouldn't have any trouble finding a spot to park. When you walk past the door there is normally 1 or…

Happened to visit EI after a 3-4 month hiatus. Came in during a birthday celebration for one of the girls there (don't know which one though). Anyways, the setup is the same as…

Went in last Saturday. There were about 5 patrons and 4 girls, 3 AA and 1 white girl. My 2 biggest issues with this place is that almost everyone in thus place smokes and…

I actually visited a Thursday night, Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon/early evening. My first trip here on a layover of a few hours was so great, I had to make a special trip back.…

I rolled into Wax around 345 last Tuesday. Parking was free. I dont remember the cover charge. I went straight to the bar and ordered a vodka and cranberry. The barmaid gave me the drink…

Been awhile since I had visited so thought I would stop in and see if anything has changed. On previous visits dancers have been friendly and not afraid to stop by and chat.…

Club Downtown is very accessible if you're staying anywhere in downtown Montreal. I visited on a Saturday and it was busy, but not quite packed full. The cover charge was $5. The host/bouncer expected a…

FUCK! i wrote an entire review far more detailed but i was drunk and fucked it up(hit back on my phone while trying to copy in case it logged me off while writing review, which…

This is my 3rd trip to this club. The 1st time was bad & the 2nd time was pretty good. This time just sucked. I walked in around 11:30pm Wednesday night. No cover charge, 7…

I stopped into Christies on a recent Wednesday afternoon. It was my first visit to this Christies in probably two years, now that I work close by I thought that I was overdue for…

Chez Paree continues to be the club I like best in Montreal. I returned on my last visit to the city and again had a nice time. Cover charge was $5. This was the only…

I showed up at Cheerleaders on a random Wednesday night. I usually only stop by on Tuesdays during the week for the 2-for-1 lapdances and $2 coors lights. And mannn... can you tell the difference…

Have rarely been to a club that is so inconsistent. Sometimes there are too many girls and other times not enough. This time there were many. Quite a few were overweight which unfortunately seems to…

I was back in Montreal for a while and visited several clubs. One of these was Cafe Cleopatra. It's the furthest from the center of downtown where I was staying, but was still walkable despite…

This was the only new club I tried on my most recent visit to Montreal. I actually tried it twice. The first time was on a Thursday walking back to my hotel from Cafe Cleopatra.…

Always a pleasure coming here.. came in last night .. got a beer and just waited for the girls to start coming in .. their were only a couple .. after my beer my Usual…

Went to the Cabaret with a buddy. We went around 8:00 pm on a Wednesday.. Only 6 girls working, but two of them I would rate an 8, which surprised me. Got 3 nude…

Was there on a Wednesday afternoon and was offered the VIP special for $100 by a cute chunky latina girl. It was my first VIP room experience and it went all the way with CBJ…

Was in town with friends for the basketball tournaments and a friend and I decided to check out the local flavor. Had done some research and thought this would be a good place to…

This club is what it is. Your money will go along way here. The girls may not be the cutest but thier not scared to get down and dirty. On my last visit there was…

Decided to visit on a weekday afternoon to avoid the crowd and have more one on one time. There was no person at the front door collecting a cover at 3pm and was offered…

Physically, this club hasn't made a huge amount of headway. From the exterior, it remains a blue cube in an oversized parking lot. Inside, they've redone the lap dance section and created a…

I stopped in here on a Friday. It's very out of the way compared to city clubs. It seems more like a place for locals. It has a large bar and decent dance stage. There…

Went there on a Friday afternoon. Parked around the corner. Not sure if I would go here at night. Bouncer outside the door let me. Found a stool opposite side of the bar by the…

went here on a Sunday. A lot of beautiful women were walking around and offering dances and talking to customers. All of the girls are either Russian or Eastern European. The girls always approach you…

I arrived in Tampa this past Sunday and visited Thee Dollhouse, mostly due to its proximity to my hotel - the Marriott is right across the street. The inside of the club is very nice…

I dropped by Silvers on Saturday night two weeks ago to visit the girls. There was a good crowd on hand, filling about half the club. There were also about a dozen girls working, a…

Went to this place on a Friday early evening. It was busy since everyone had just gotten off work. The club has a nice vibe overall. Doormen are respectful and friendly, dancers aren't too pushy.…

Few in late and wanted to grab some food. I went to Rachel's with very low expectations, and they did a pretty good job of meeting them. Was seated in the restaurant area, and had…

I went in today for some alone time, I obviously picked a good day. A few girls there but I only remember the ones i liked (Princess, Riley, Kitty) and a few others came in…

I came here for the first time since PP burnt down. Expectations were that with only one club left, are the girls and customers would be in one place and there would be a better…

If you're in Austin, P10 definately has the most attractive dancers in the whole town. Most fit and most attractive. The downside is that the dancers at Yellow Rose (my only other comparison) are a…

As usual there is a long wait for the hostess/waitress to come to the entrance and let you in. It was pretty busy today however it is the same group of gals that are…

Well I haven’t been back to the palace in the pines in a couple months decided to check out if they had any new girls. Decided to go on Wednesday since my atf Ariel works…

Wasn't feeling up to Lusty's today (I'm due for a tetanus shot so I don't want to chance going in there) so I decided to head down the road to OGD. The construction is…

Things have definitely been changing at this club but the same good time can still be found. The waiting staff is still mostly the same and they’re a friendly bunch of people. Not just a ‘gonna…

I arrived at about 8pm on a Saturday. I asked if there was any deal for military and turns out there is no cover if you have an active duty ID. It's not huge inside…

I had decided to stop by again after many months of visiting other clubs in the area to help wind down from a long week of work. Once I arrived I noted that the afternoon…

having been in the area and after reading that the Sandy Springs clubs are in court this year regarding their liquor licenses, I decided to check out Mardi Gras at night. Parking: there is free parking in…

This was my first visit in a while. Met a beautiful Russian honey; black hair fishnet outfit wit a great chassis. A definite 10. After some introductories she invited me for a dance. She started…

It seems to me that Portland has two types of clubs, the ones that focus on a great stage show and the ones that focus more on private dances. In my opinion Kit Kat is…

Don’t know why this place has gotten negative reviews. First of all it’s one of the many nudie bars that litter Montreal. There’s a few that do well in Montreal as there lots of competition…

Stopped at ICON on a break from my job. You walk in and the bar and pool table are on the left, and the stage is on the right and there are chairs and…

I am in Houston for business and was bored so I reviewed the clubs and decided on Heartbreakers. I went to Heartbreakers Monday at 8:00 and Tuesday at 8:30. Large free parking area along…

Went here on a Friday afternoon at 3pm. Valet takes my car and I sit at the bar. Bar girl gets me a drink and then goes to talk to the other guy…

It was taco Tuesday and partially raining. Bouncer could of let me and my friend know that it was dead as a door knob. 20 dolls cover. We walk in and it is a desert.…

First time back in here in several months. Layout as usual, no upgrades that I could see. There were perhaps 8 dancers in the club, on AA that I saw, but mostly white…

I stopped by Centerfolds the other afternoon as I usually do once every month or so. To my surprise upon entering I saw signs on the wall leading to lap dance area…

This has to be one of the dirtiest kitchens in all of New Jersey but hell I had a damn good time with my Latin mama from the Dominican Republic. I headed to Bottoms Up…

I usually go to Sammy's when I am in Pensacola but I stopped by there before coming here and the quality of girls and their stupid rules convinced me to branch out. I was always…

I visit Atlantis now and again, with no real set day or time of my visits. I was greeted by the Manager and House Mom (i think) and grabbed a seat at the bar.…

Like every person i googled about The best Places in Salt lake and american bush had really good reviews compared to others in the town. I went by train and had to walk a bit…

Went with a group of buddies we bought a bottle and they set us up in the back away from the main stage. The girls are average, only 1or 2 Lookers. More than a couple…

I started coming here about a 2 months ago after a LONG break. I just moved to suffolk from downtown manhattan, and from how tightlipped the counter girl was i was surprised when my lapdance…

The club is dark (lots of black lights though), small and feels a bit like a dive (it's definitely not an upscale club). It's a laid back, relaxed environment, which suits me since I like…

Stopped by late on a Tuesday. Pat down and $8 later, I walked in and took a walk to scope out the club. There were about 15 dancers working that night. All body shapes, sizes,…

I got there around 8:30 Friday evening. At 9:00 the upstairs VIP area opened and then the DJ did a "roll call" where all the dancers went on stage and offered a special 3 for…

There were a few girls, all pretty, but I found it to be a very sleepy club at the time I went. A dancer went on the stage now and again but for the most…

I came here on a mission, I was supposed to meet another TUSCLer, I arrived about 5ish, door girl was friendly and recognized me from a previous visit, we chatted for a short bit she…

This was my first visit to Christie's. I was in town for business and decided to head out for some fun. Based on reviews, this seemed like the best option within an acceptable…

While in Phoenix on a business trip, I decided to stop into the HiLiter after doing some research on clubs in the area. I went after midnight on a Thursday and it was definitely one…

I had a few buddies in town who wanted to hit the club's after a concert we had been to. It's been many years since being at cabaret, so I figured we'd…

We decided to hit this place up for the Sunday NFL playoff games. Why not have the best of both worlds of football and strippers. We arrived around 2:00 an hour before the first game…

I returned to Des Moines a couple weeks ago, and decided to go to The Lumberyard for the night with a couple of friends. I have visited the place once or twice a year for…

There some decent looking girls. They work for it too, they actually dance on stage and they come to you when you sit at the stools. There's some that are too heavy, but…

Stopped in on a Monday evening at about 10 pm. There were five girls and one patron when I got there. You might think, lucky him, but he was sitting alone at the bar and…

Imagine the year was 1500. Civilization hadn't taken place. You've your regular whorehouses or 'cafes' they call them. Probably folks didn't drink tea, but yeah drank beer because it was safer than water. Well, you…

I had some time on my hands so I decided to head over to LS for $5 Tuesdays. I got there around 4pm. Right after I sat down, I was given two VIP offers, one…

I was here on a Thursday a couple of weeks ago. I enjoyed it so much I returned the following Tuesday. The visit started with me talking with a dancer at the bar…

Haven't been going to the club/s much at all in the new year. Not really a conscious decision but more a combination of work and other distractions. Today I went early, around 11:40…

Another follies visit in late February, I hit the club on Monday( president day) and the following Tuesday for a bit. Same old follies from last year, I’d say quality of the Latinas/Cubans was…

Came here a few months ago with a group of about 10 guys for a bachelor party. The experience was pretty bad, but memorable. The girls ranged from young and hot, to typical mid tier…

It had been a little while (5 months) since I made the rounds in cocoa beach. IR was not bad, just not up to the "olden" days when the girls were friendlier and dances…

Went to Carnival on a recent weekday afternoon and there were 6 girls on duty and the center stage was closed as seems to be the case most of the time. Checked out the girls…

Was in the area so decided to drop by. A little tired but tried to have a good time. A different layout with I think 2 or 3 stages with multiple dancers going up at…

Stopped in to find one of my old favorites. She always has been very nice to me and has a very nice body. Not sure how long she has been here but she will definitely…

Decided to come here since Ive boycotted greenville since the bust. In times past asheville has not dissapointed in terms of low mileage eye candy. The caliber of the girls have gone down a few…

I don't go here too often but when i do I've had pretty good visits. This time not so much. Let me begin by saying that I like the general layout of this club and…

I don't go here too often but when i do I've had pretty good visits. This time not so much. Let me begin by saying that I like the general layout of this club and…

Wow, the dancers here were hot as hell, let's get that out of the way. Mostly German and Eastern European girls. Club was packed and had a great fun vibe, lots of women customers as…

PTs is probably the most glamorous club in th Indianapolis area but it can for sure be hit or miss. There are 3-4 girls there that are worth the time but generally those girls are…

Came to NOLA for a business trip. Whenever I visit NOLA, I make sure that I don't miss a visit to Passions. The club is not located in the best part of the city. But…

I enjoy this place. A few girls on day shift who are 6 or 7 but the 8 to 10's come in at 4PM. The day shift does not dance but the…

I was passing by fresh off the worst visit I have ever had here. Last time i left after a drink and about 10 minutes, never happened before to me. I drove past and saw…

This isn't my first time at ME but it was probably my last. I knew what I was in for, the place is a dive. Despite being a big metal barn with cheap furniture and only…

I stopped by the club around 1pm on a Tuesday afternoon. There were 4 dancers (1 was doing bartender duties) & 3 other guys besides me. There are 4 small private dance rooms, which resemble…

Me and my cousin visited this establishment last tues for 5$ Tuesday around 11pm. there were about 20 guys and maybe 15 to 20 girls. more came in later. The talent was good. 2 girls…

Maybe I was there on an off day, but the dancers didn't seem engaged or engaging. No real stars, but all were above average. Didn't get a dance this time, but no one really convinced…

This is my favorite place when I'm in town. No cover charge in the weekday and free lunch. You can get a lunch for free, happy hour beer $4 dollar until…

This review is from a few weeks ago, mid-week. I got there between 5 and 6 and stayed for a couple of hours. The bar itself was as usual - long, skinny stage down the…

I wasn't really expecting much from this second visit to follies. While the facilities were nice enough, on my initial visit, I found it overly crowded and simultaneously underwhelming and overwhelming. Too many people, too…

This place got a recent remodel and seems to be doing well. The music is better, lights not as annoying and the girls certainly hotter. I think they even brought someone in to teach the…

I've checked out Rick's a few times on weekday afternoons recently and it seems to be getting better - or at least more dancers. There have been times in the past with only 2 or…

Paradizios was closed because of the snow and Bottoms up shut down early so this was the only game in town. Probably should have saved my money. The girls were sexy enough.…

My last visit to Cadillac was fun but this time it was horrible. I got into this club around 6:45pm. No cover charge :) and left by 8pm itself. There were very few customers. I…

Its been a while since I reviewed Blush and it doesn't seem to get many for some reason. So time for another. My other review has the physical details. My main…

This is a great club. Went on a Friday. That tends to be when the traveling for business crowd of tues to Thurs have split for the week. I also knew a favorite would be…

I managed to go into this club the first night they were open. When I was reviewing back in January the club wasn't on the site. I went in and the bartenders actually…

There was 5 of us who went there as we had free coupons. (not sure if a limo was available but if we did not have coupons we would have taken the limo to avoid…