Last Second Trip, Should Have Left Earlier

I came here from Vegas to visit a friend for his birthday a few weeks ago. We first went over to Dames N Games when they opened at 11 (they did not open at 10 a.m. like they said they would) however after sitting there for 2 hours watching a few football games and eating their wings, burger special and beer was the only thing Dames N Games had going for them because according to staff, not a single dancer was scheduled to arrive until the late afternoon (around 4-5 p.m.). Why even be open at that point?

So after paying our tab for the food and drinks which was great (under $40), instead of calling it a day, we decided to head over to Synn up the street. We parked in the back next to the gas station and we headed over to the front. We were greeted by the bouncer who was sitting on the stool and he patted us outside which is kind of embarassing as everyone on the road was staring at us. Like look at these degenerates getting patted down going into the strip club at 1 p.m. on a Sunday.

We paid our $10 entry fee and we find our way inside. There is a round dance stage in the middle and not a single soul inside other than me and the 4 friends i brought. Not a single dancer on stage either. Once the dancers saw my friends and I walk in, that's when the dancers started coming out from the back (to the right) and made their way to the stage. We were then greeted by the hostess who made sure we paid our mandatory $32 non alcoholic drink (I ordered a gatorade).