Club 390
390 E Joe Orr Rd Chicago Heights, IL 60411

Good time at 390, would go again, just not Tuesday.

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Smegma Jones
Jul 11, 2025, 3:06 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

So I've been to 390 before and never submitted a review. This time I was there a bit longer, had more dances, did more recon, so I figured I'd better drop one in to make all that work seem worth it. Buckle up....it's a long one.

 

Club doesn't look like a club from outside. Looks maybe like an office building or something. Go in through some double doors and you pass through a metal detector, I didn't have issues, but saw another guy get wanded. Not sure if that's common. 10$ cover (which the listing doesn't list any cover for Tues...maybe a correction is needed?). and a 1 buck tip to the check girl (no coat, it was summer) and I went in through another set of double doors. Club is kind of oval shaped, with an oval or oblong stage in the center. There are 2 satellite stages which were used sporadically, probably as they have more girls or more patrons. When I arrived it was 1 girl on the main stage for 2 songs. Seats are on either side of the stage, with 1 long bench of seats, and the other side having like 2 sets of seats on either side of the smaller satellite stage. Behind the longer bench row, there are tall chairs with a bartop/counter to sit at and behind that is the bar, again with tall chairs all along. Gambling machines are on an upper level to the far end of the stage. There is a 2nd and 3rd row of seats behind on the opposite side, stadium style raising up a foot or 2 each row so you still have a view, but no one was sitting there.

 

I had a few beers at $6, and a few Jack and cokes at $9. I wasn't going fancier than that, but it looked like they had all the usual suspects like Johnny Walker, Grey Goose, Patron and Don Julio (including some 1942 bottles) if you want to blow $$$ on shots. Waitresses were cute and friendly and made the rounds, but I got most of my drinks at the bar so I could circulate and check things out. The bartender was getting run a bit ragged, but still was friendly if not that talkative.

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Good time at 390, would go again, just not Tuesday.