Reviews

Rumors abound of the demise of Uncle Joe's. I was so convinced I went back "for one last time." The word from the dancers is the place has been purchased, but the new…

after la bo (see other review) I came here cover was expensive as was everthing else... it was just after 8pm and i was in and out in less than 45 minutes $40 was the dance price i…

so after I left the other place I headed here for my next Denver experience based on crazyjoe's reviews, I made this my 2nd stop... (joe, you owe me ha) smaller club 2 bars, 3 stages, with…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon, saw some new faces and some familiar ones. I was approached by a dancer (Michelle) I believe was her name. Very friendly, tiny and petite for sure. She was very friendly…

Thursday afternoon, Friday eve. The work week is almost done. I walk in around 4 pm and notice quite a few ladies working. There's the usual patrons at the bar chatting with some of the…

okay, this is my 4th club in one night so maybe I was having sensory overload. Sunday evening after 930, this place is dead... not good sign there was like 4 maybe 5 dancers working and maybe 7-8…

went here on a Saturday night for a friend bachelor party. there was a line at the door around 11 pm which was moving pretty quickly. i believe it was 10 to get in. as…

Sometimes I like the decadent nature of Baltimore's Block. Other times, the tamer side of things in WV. One night last winter led me West - go West old man! The club…

I was in town for work, and figured my Monday could use a pick me up, especially for half off! I pulled up in front of Ritz’s around 8 pm and I was in luck,…

Years ago this place was pretty kick ass. Not nice cosmetically but the dancers were pretty awesome. It seems like they have gone a complete 180° turn since then. The dancers at my latest visit…

Was in downtown Detroit with my wife for an event. It was her idea to stop by for some entertainment. We got there around 10pm and grabbed one of the tables near the main…

Was recently on a trip with a group of friends - men & women... we were in Prague and looking for something to do when we were invited to head down the stairway to Hot…

We took them up on the free limo ride to the club, tipped the driver 20 each which got us into the club without a cover. Paid the two drink minimum and entered the…

rare night time adventure for me at the HL parking lot... well it is downtown and is there any downtown area (light industrial on the edge of some apartments.. shady) that you feel completely say.. 2…

I arrived around 1:45 P.M. in the afternoon. I entered the club and took a seat at a table near the back of the room as you enter. There was one dancer dancing,…

Good place for good LD from pretty women. No extras. I went at 4pm on a Thursday. I think there were 11-15 dancers. Bar area when you walk in. I think…

I was cruising through Detroit seeking to sample the local talent. I was already in the neighborhood after visiting Bev's so I drove around the way to Erotic City. The neighborhood seemed…

Was recently there after work. Layout described in previous review are accurate. They do have daily specials which is good. Thursday's was 4.00 Coronas , so not bad. There were a mix of mostly Spanish…

Visited on a recent Monday afternoon around 4pm. Probably 15 girls and 20 guys. Not packed, but not easy to find a seat either. Pool tables on the upper level were in use.…

Stop #3 of my night brought me here. I passed by it a couple of times-either my sight isn’t is as good or they need a better sign. Parking was on the street, and being…

I have often stopped in here throughout the years, and until last week have not been impressed for many moons. The layout hasnt changed in well ever. Walkin, pay 5 bucks, and enter…

This was a trip to remember. I’ve been staying over for a couple nights on my recent visits and did the same this trip. Checked into Casacadas and was lucky to get my favorite room.…

I stopped in Wednesday after the day Cards game and thought it might be busier than normal. Boy was I wrong. Anyway it was around 4pm and no cover to get in. Maybe 2…

This clubs puzzling and full of contradictions. First the dancers were better than expected. Plentiful and friendly. Ladies on stage are full nude and not shy if you know what I…

A friend of mine (well, a dancer I know from another club) had recently started working at Crazy Horse downtown. My office is not far from the club, so I thought it might be kind…

Traveled through Indy and decided to stop off at Brads since I didn’t have much time. It had been a few years and I knew I could get in and out quickly. I…

Came here on a Saturday night. Club was packed. No tables or room to breath downstairs so paid the $20 to go up. The coat check was full which sucked. Girls were okay. It was so…

It has been a little while since I’m in a stop here. The hard thing about trying clubs other than your usual hang out for me is always been the unknown. I could go…

The new Lido party at Scores has gotten a lot better and is now my favorite club in New York. I went there on a Wednesday which is lingerie night and was impressed with the…

I stopped by this evening hoping to enjoy what seems to be a great place. The back area is cordoned off, permanently. When I asked the male employee about if there were girls dancing, he…

If you're looking for a place with a hot vibe, don't go here on Wednesdays. Really dead. Ladies would give effort if you were giving money but lots of times they were just hanging out…

Since my Monday night visit was disappointing, I decided to give this club another try and boy was I glad I did! I arrived slightly after 4pm and found ample parking. I believe…

This used to be my favorite spot many years ago but not some much lately. Well I had a late afternoon/early evening trip that was awesome. Music was pumping and it seemed like all the…

I'm from the Midwest, and while LA has a great many strip clubs, the sports bars just kind of suck. There doesn't seem to be any middle ground between crummy chain restaurants like Buffalo wild…

Me and some friends decided to stop by bottoms up one Friday night. We arrived around 7:30 it was about 10 girls working about 5 black and 5 white. I went to the bar…

Went on a recent Tuesday, for the crossover between day and night shift, and overall good, but done with one girl. Some observations: - girl named Lux was there at night. Really cute face, sexy,…

I was in Chicago for a conference and went out with a few buddies who weren't afraid to make it rain. We bought a bottle of Crown and got table, and girls immediately flocked to…

So I am not looking for much when I go to a stop club. Looking to sit and be entertained, usually, and on rare occasion get some mileage if the feeling strikes. This place is…

I visited this club after reading a few reviews on here. The first thing i found on entering the club was all nude so no drink and interesting to find a porn star was visiting.…

I had a little time after work and went to Choice hoping to see Buena. I think she often works on Wednesdays. I arrived a little after 6pm and there was no one at the…

I've been an infrequent regular at Playhouse in Burlington, but they've had a crackdown on extras, so I decided to try Ballpark tonight. The place is cleaner than I expected, based on the reviews (although the…

In Atlanta on business, and here it was. Cheetahs is conveniently located in midtown. Safe neighborhood, very nice facilities- definitely upscale end of strip clubs. I did have some chicken wings so I can also…

In spite of the new world order at PH, I stopped in around 6pm, mostly as a warm-up before an exploratory trip to Ballpark. Was not planning any dance, but my willpower is very…

Catching up on reviews of places ive been to Went here about a year ago as a naive guy at his first strip club. Now that I have been to a couple of other places I…

Went to check the club out after having not been for a number of years. Membership + entrance fee was $40. It was OK, and a decent time. The girls were pretty…

Was in the area so made the bad decision to stop by on a Tuesday evening. Five “girls” working, 2 older white women and Spanish or maybe mixed race 30 something, who I;m 90%…

I decided to stop in the Playhouse after at least a year since my last visit. I went two weeks ago on a Wednesday, afternoon and I was pleasantly surprised. I did not see…

On my trips to hk I like to vary my choices. Of course you will be limited to Latinas but there is a wide range of body types available. There are also occasionally some mixed…

I've been to ME several times over the years. As long as your expectations are realistic you can have a good time talking to, and looking at (but not touching) some cute and friendly girls.…

My first experiences in strip clubs was as a young adult at Mario's Showplace in Johnston. The older I've gotten and the more time I've spent visiting clubs, the more nostalgic I have gotten for…

Seems my opportunity to visit C390 has been on Monday afternoons. I think I've had dances from most of the regulars: (Sky - bolt-ons and an attitude; Lola - has gone down hill since she…

Stopped in while in town for a friend's b-day. About 14 girls were working by my count. Girls rotated on the stage and there were periodic "Showtimes" when all the "available dancers were called to…

Got to Vic’s around 3, was pretty busy as usual, hard to get the attention of the right girl when there’s so many dudes. I was waiting for this one to free up but she…

Arrived on Monday, 5/6/19. In town for business and picked this club from both reviews and distance to my hotel. Upon arrival (about 9:30pm), parking lot was pretty full. Went in and…

After striking out at two other local establishments I ended up in the cricket. I have not been here for a while because I generally get frustrated with all the girls sitting with their regulars.…

This was my first time visiting Follies in like 8 months. The valet parking has increased, I do no remember it being $10 on my last visit. As always tip the lady for the pat…

I had a great time here. I thought I'd be annoyed at the lack of privacy during LDs, but I quickly found out that everyone pretty well minds their own business and you can do…

I have been to this Club a few times before and this experience was just as great. The main room is a paradise with a variety of beautiful ladies walking around naked. The food…

First off, this place is a little hard to get to and seems a little shady when you walk in. But once you’re past the main door (80 dollar cover), it gets fun quickly. Basically…

I stuck out like a sore thumb in this place, but whatever! There were friendly women who were happy with $5 decent contact lap dances at the bar or on the bench, some a…

I rolled into this place at about 630pm on a Sunday evening it was dead only one stage open and while I admit I dont count the strippers... it seemed like 5, 6, 7 were working barely a…

I am not super indulgent on pot because my job requires bi-annual testing, but also it does not do much for me - maybe because I am not indulgent. BUT I had an awesome visit…

Went to the club on a Wednesday Afternoon, there was no cover and I bought a beer (about 5 bucks, don’t remember for sure). The club is arranged with the bar at the back left…

Took a trip to Cricket last thursday, to me this is the best bar in state. Girls not as hot as the big clubs like Penthouse, Flight Club, or Coliseum. But less Bullshit like stuck…

Don’t know what happened to this place. Used to be the place to go any day of the week. The last few months have been a far cry from what this place was in the…

Decided to pop in on a Friday since one of my faves is usually there. No ID check or pat down as usual for me but I think it's cuz they know me by now.…

Slow afternoon at RP After my promise of never get back to the RP, I was in the area and with a free evening ahead. I decided to give it another try. It was like 6pm…

Well, I'm glad I read all the reviews... I was stopping in Ft Lauderdale for work and made it a point to try this place. Had the two dollars ready for the parking guy.…

The facility is clean, and management is decent. Location is right off of the major interstate routes in Springfield. Mixed drinks, wine and beers are reasonable. Expect to pay a cover both…

In town for work, had been to this club 10+ years ago and remembered it being one of the best ever. Things have clearly changed - as it was much slower, less girls, and apparently…

Came in here on a Monday afternoon around 3pm. Ample parking in a lot at dead end of road. Located in a somewhat industrial part of town. Inside is nice and open with a big…

This place is somewhat of a go to for me during the rush hour if I the traffic gets to unbearable on the bqe or grand central. Location is pretty convenient right along the bqe.…

Last Thursday I stopped for a visit to the only consistent club in NOLA. You will always get diverse group of good locking girls, a good grind, and no real extras. There were…

Out in the suburbs, but a quick freeway drive from downtown, Heartbreakers is a small club with ample street parking, though I caught a spot in the free lot out back. On this Wednesday…

I went in 5/7/2019 around 8pm after bar hopping on Mill Ave. Paid my cover to the gentleman at the podium and took a seat in the back row of chairs (all facing the stage).…

First of all, Albany strip clubs are terrible, period. Especially when compare to NYC, NJ, and Montreal. Fairly nearby Springfield, MA, is a lot better. (All of those have clubs that are bigger, more girls, hotter…

I went to this club on a Wednesday evening. I was charged $20 for the entrance fee. The club was really small with not much privacy. Each girl would dance for two songs. They stayed…

So I popped in here after sampling almost everything at Harem. No cover. This is literally a block away from there. Walkable. I never have done SC in NJ or NYC so I didn’t have…

I have been here often and when passing within 15 miles of this place with time I usually make a detour. Parking can be crowded in their in front lot but ample parking within walking…

I visited Platinum for the first time in quite a while a couple of Saturdays ago. Went there after a hockey game, arriving at its strip mall location about 11 PM, paid the $10 cover,…

Me and a couple of friends came down here on a Monday night just a bit before midnight. Parking was ample and the parking lot was well lit. We came in and paid a cover…

Found myself visiting Macon on a Friday afternoon, and decided to make a detour to check out Strippers. I had the time, so 20 miles out of the way wasn't a big deal. Ultimately, I…

I was in Houston for work and this is going back a few months. Finished up work for the day and had some time to kill! So figured that I would pop in. When I first…

Once again, back in SoFL for one of my quarterly trips so I had to stop into Cheetahs for some early evening fun! That is, once you're finished playing "Dodge 'Em" with that crazy Hallandale…

So the Tu Club is a small club located about 20-30 minutes South of Fort Worth off highway 377. The club is a small brown metal building with a full size medieval knight armor sitting…

I’ve been traveling to Austin for the past few months and have been testing out the circuit here. Went to Chicas Bonitas a couple of weeks back, around 10pm. The club is pretty small and is…

Never been to this club before, mainly due to Seattle having a less than stellar reputation for gentlemens clubs, but I had some time on a Thursday afternoon and some chatter on the web said…

Ah, good ol' Lido's. Another spot my team and I like to visit whenever we're in the area because it features the better and more personable dancers on the island. Entry is only $5 and they…

The overall vibe continues to be the same. This is a slower club, less of a party atmosphere. This evening, there were no dancers on the stage, just a few girls circulating around the handful…

I love ghetto vibes. The area is in a cheap neighbourhood, with mom and pop stores, nails salon, and opposite a liquor shop( got my cigarettes). Parking on the road was suprisingly easy, on a saturday afternoon. Called…

So I stopped in a couple weeks ago. I was hoping to see Cherri, Cream or Lexi. None of theme were working. There were 6 or 7 dancers working of various shapes…

Hello and good day to the fellow strip club enthusiasts out there! So it seems I always have the Saturday before Easter free and what better way to spend it than at my favorite…

Was in town for just a couple days, but had to stop in my fav club in the Tampa area. It has been a couple years but nothing seems to have changed.. and thats…

I went to City lights for the first time. It was pretty nice. The staff mostly is nice. The bar tender was attentive and was friendly too. The dancer were ok. One was super hot, but the…

This visit was my second visit to this club. My first visit was pretty good and so was this one. I got to the club a little to late by getting there at 8:15. The…

They had seventeen dancers (three borderline 8’s, some 7’s, and mostly 6's or below) with about two dozen customers when I arrived. Familiar faces were Allie-6, Cassie-6, Chloe-6, Elizabeth-7, Gracie-6, Kyra-7, Mackenzie-5, Pixie-7, Polly-borderline…

Went to Desire to watch Celtics and Bruins playoff games as well as Red Sox, all starting at 7:00. Place was pretty empty, perhaps because of said games. $7 entry fee. No license scan. Mostly…

This was a pre-arranged meet up with another TUSCLer and I’m pleased to have met him in his territory. I entered the club at just about 3:00 pm, knowing I had a 6:30 flight. Coming in…

I walk in and it is virtually empty. I am one of 2 or 3 customers. So I start to sample dances. Nothing stood out until I talked to one of the thicker girls who…

Usually I read reviews about how girls are usually occupied by regulars but I never experienced it until this time. Most of the girls were taken which I understand. That’s guaranteed money from them so…