Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Average Evening on the 4th

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seastripreview
Jul 11, 2025, 5:42 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Kittens Cabaret is the club in the south end of Seattle. My 4th of July plans were nearby so I decided to visit around 10pm that evening. I paid a $10 cover and $6 for a coke. The seating layout has changed a bit since my last visit with a few couches mixed in with the tables and chairs facing the main stage. Most of the front row is now a very low seated couch.

 

There were close to 20 dancers working and yet the club was only running one stage with the ladies each performing a 2 song set. I would have preferred to see the other stage running so I could see the whole lineup faster. I watched long enough to start seeing ladies on stage a second time and noticed at least 5 girls never appeared on stage. A dancer here years ago(The Nichole of Kittens/Pandoras) once told me that she could pay extra to not dance on stage so that policy may still be around.

 

Lap Dance offers were pretty consistent at $40/Dance and $100/3 Dances. I was quoted "Starting at $350" for a private room from one girl. Of all the dancers that approached me that night I got the best vibe from Alice and Olive, so when it came time for me to choose a dance I went with a 3/$100 from Alice. Alice was a slightly tall blonde with many tattoos and the dance was decent. I didn't go in thinking that it would be an above and beyond dance and we had good chemistry but I just like things a little naughtier and things stayed by the book. I think it's the expectations with today's prices. I would have given the set a great review if it was $60-70.

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