Reviews

!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity. SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY: Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen parties…

So it has been quite a while since I have visited Dirty's. Walked in, the doorman asked if I had any weapons. No cover. No pat down. No scanning or even…

I came here mostly for the feature, Britney Amber, arguably one of the nicest girls in porn. I paid $26 for cover and tipped the door girl a buck. Perrier out of the vending machine…

Despite my ratings, I like Torpedos. It is a no frills go-go bar with food. I parked my car and did my normal thing, come in, sit down, get a beer and take in what…

It had been decades since I had visited Milwaukee. I was passing through on a Tuesday night, and after a good meal in the Historic Third District, it was getting dark, and I was…

I had given up on Ruby's, but my last visit was pretty good, and so I thought that I'd stop by again. Its been a while since anyone has talked about the layout, and…

Was back in the area, and went through my standard routine. I head to Boobie Trap with the intention of not finding anything I want, then head over to Diamond Dolls for the main event.…

Was in Houston recently to see a couple of ball games and decided to check this club out. It was very easy to find using the GPS in my car, right of of a…

Visited Cheetahs on a Wednesday on a whim. Arrived sometime around 11 and hung out for a few hours. Small crowd watching. About 20-30 girls to look at. Most of them are hispanic. A few white…

I've been here a few time. Always during the day. I usually leave happy. It's by far my favorite of the "Mannheim" bikini bars for several reasons. First off, it's super cheap. No cover, and beers…

It was my first time back at Daydreams since they changed management and did away with the BYOB. I liked the bar and have seen on their website that they have happy hours and various…

It was 1am and I was driving by, so I decided to check this place. The club is located on a small plaza and it’s easy to find while driving on Valley Blvd. I paid a…

I can't tell you how disappointed with this visit. SR used to be the best club in the country for talent - if not expensive. Now it is still expensive but the talent is not…

Hit up 2001 after Mons with my buddy after midnight on a Saturday. It wasn't as crowded as I'd usually seen it before which was good. This place has a reputation for being overpriced but…

This is one of my favorite places to visit. One Sunday afternoon I stopped by to see what was new. There were three dancers working. One was a older hispanic girl the other was…

After an extremely disappointing visit to Hi-liter, I made the trip down 51 to BSC on a Wendesday. As per usual the dancers are typically good looking and usually fit. Also per usual (and typical…

I went to Hi-Liter on a Wendesday afternoon and it was very disappointing. Good God! Over 3/4 of the dancers were fat asses. What happened to decent ones that were there just a month or…

Dropped in on a Wed afternoon. Plenty of parking, safe neighborhood. $5.00 cover. Initially tough to get used to the lighting (darkness). Bathroom was clean enough- no stooge. Stage s set up like an elongated…

I just posted a comment on Cooldaddy's last review (May 2019) and I said I found the same and wouldn't go back. Truth is I did go back tonight as I had money in my…

Came here on a weeknight around 10pm. Very friendly security staff outside - in fact, seemed like they were maybe trying to keep a dancer from clocking in because she showed up drunk...it happens. Went…

Stopped by for happy hour and got caught missing the day shift. Only one girl dancing at a time...moved from backstage to front for two songs total. Much is learned by…

Haven’t offered a review in some time. Went during the daytime and the have reasonable priced beers till 3 @ $3.50 per. Which I believe is a good deal for a strip clinic considering water…

Same old same old. Prices cheap: no cover afternoons; draft domestic beer $3 or $4 (I don't recall specifically), private dances $20, usual tip at the rack $2 per song. Talent also cheap. 3 girls. The best…

First visit to Centerfolds. Wasn't great, wasn't terrible, very mediocre. When you come in you pay cover and walk in next to the bar with the stage off to your right. It seems a bit…

The last two reviews on here deal comnprehensively with how the place works and the general ambiance so I will concentrate on my personal impressions which, of course, won't necessarily be everyone's view. First of all…

First time here around 4pm on Sat, was passing through and decided to check it out. First impression, seems like parking is hard to find, I had to circle couple of blocks before I went…

Nice daytime visit. Lots of new girls in a variety of ethnicities, shapes and sizes. Was told they are training a bunch of new girls, something that is easier to do in the day…

I debated whether or not to publish a review of this club and belatedly decided to do so. The review is a combinationb review of two evenings spent here, one over memorial day weekend…

Review of my visit to KOD on a Tuesday late night (11.45 pm).The entrance free was 5$ . I got a bud light (6$) and sat down behind the poles . There were around 10-12 patrons…

You who have visited the club know the drill, walk down the flight of stairs, paid $22 to the man behind the counter and you are in. The club is very small; they've added…

I visited The BT twice over a two week period. My experiences were different both times, but the one constant is that the place smelled like piss - especially in the area of the…

It had been a while since I had visited Skippers (almost four years) and now I remember why. I decided to stop in after a rough day at work on Friday night. Got…

After staying away for a few months after dealing with a bad crowd in the parking lot at Bristol I decided to return after seeing a few reviews that said things were shaping up. I…

I hadn't been to Gigi's in a couple of years but found myself driving by after having my car repaired down the road. I thought I'd stop in. It was around 3 pm…

i am used to going down the street to Glory Daze but after reading several positive reviews, I decided to give Lusty's a chance. I ended up stopping in three times over a 3-4…

This club has is one of the larger ones I go too. There is a semi private dance area upstairs. This place is open until 6am. I got there at 4am. Be careful about…

Thought I would hit one last club on my travels. One place I was trying wasn't a strip club so I found City Limits to be the next thing. What a dump... As I pulled…

Hit Christie's after a visit to another place and almost left. It was around 5 on a Friday but no action in the club at all. At least there was no cover. Sat at the…

Was traveling south and needed a break & better surroundings so I thought I would give Diamond a shot. Got there to early as there was only 1 person at the bar. A hot bar…

I visited on a Wednesday evening. I was hoping to see a redhead named Lena, but I think she stopped working here. The club had about 8 dancers and a 1:1 PL ratio. A new…

This is my favorite place you cant go wrong with this place.Purple Orchid is in a small parking area by airport pretty decent size so I go in there were about 8 woman working or…

In the desert of lousy clubs, sirens is the brackish water you’d drink because it is the best available. 10 cover, 7 drinks, 2 for 40 uptimes. 20 girls from 5 to 8. There…

Monday $10 dance day, but I have never had a $10 dance here and I have never been pitched a $10 dance by a dancer. I arrive about 4pm with about 1-1.5 hours available. That’s…

Decided to check out Diosa again, as I needed to distress after a long night of work. I went around 11 am or so to see the what they had in store at that time,…

I paid the 3 dollars for the valet. The cover charge was 12 dollars. Beers were 6. Dances were 10 but they were air dances. This club is strictly for looking. They're gorgeous women with…

Went by in the evening and noticed that girls started to leave around 11pm. Maybe it was a weeknight, but the place was supposed to close at 2am. Most girls were friendly and would stop…

Was visiting Tijuana for the weekend, and decided to stop in and try something new other than HK. This place is pretty chill compared to HK, but maybe a little too chill. I stepped in…

If you are stuck in Chicago on a Tuesday night, Polekatz is probably the place to go. The have $10 topless and $20 nudes specials. Parked about 9:30 on 100th place streetet to avoid the…

Decided to make a return to the infamous Paradise. As mentioned before, this place is located in a dumpy strip mall on what I consider one of the best stretches of UHM in America. The…

Stopped in on the way home from work after spending a few hours at Bogarts. Feeling the afterglow of a great night at Bogarts, I stopped simply because I was in the area and I…

Decided to check this place out and watch the ufc. $10 cover which is what most places charge to watch a PPV. They have a separate patio with more TVs that seems like the intended…

I went for a visit during the afternoon shift. There was a petite latina with perky Cs and long dark hair that was dancing on stage. She was incredibly attractive and had this innocence to…

Got to the club about 7:45. Tons of girls working the floor with 1 girl coming down the spiral stair case to stage one and then moving to stage 2. Both stages are behind the…

I was passing through town so I had some free time to check out Sacramento's finest and so I picked Gold Club because of the high marks that this club had. It is a little…

This is an interesting spot as it was shut down for a while due to legal issues with the owner not being able to own a strip club and then it re-opened and seemed to…

I've been here in the past (with very mixed results), but not for several months. Club is located in a VERY industrial area in a sketchy part of South L.A. Tons of homeless in…

Didn't spend too long here. Wife and I wanted to have some fun and we never been to this club so we decided to give it a shot. Rolled up into a somewhat ghetto parking…

Got the charity bug again, so I decided to contribute to some college funds. Got in around 7 and paid a 7 dollar cover. It was pretty quiet that Friday when I walked in…

I want here for the first time in a while This is the first time I have been there since the influx of the Brazilians. Some of the favorites from across the river are there,…

So I went to PH last Saturday early evening. Parking lot was half full. Inside of bar was almost full. One girl on stage and 2 or 3 girls walking around. Bartender was a cute…

In my dream with Mini..., Went to the hole to check in on talent available. I was OK with just a beer or two then go on my way. Mini appeared on…

Came in on a Sunday night with my SO around 5 not long after the club opened. Cover charge was five dollars. As it was early probably only half a dozen other patrons in the…

I was in Springfield for work and my hotel happened to be down the street so I figured why not check out the club after dinner. I arrived at about 8pm on Thursday (first time…

Went to Play Boy, a third-tier bar that I knew would be slow, because it is always slow. I had done a lap around the other clubs and they were too loud or too crowded…

It's nice that Seductions is back, but it can be deserted during the day. Maybe 4 girls working that day, and definitely not the best looking. Mileage is often better than at the DWNR…

Hey guys, so I was in the area on business and I had heard a lot of good things about this club so I decided to drive by and check it out on a weds…

Gallaghers is go-to in the city, with nice mileage and decent value for money. its located in Queens pretty to the Queensboro bridge from Manhattan. The club is pretty big with an area with seats and…

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Parking lot was nearly empty. On Fridays its packed... I always park close to front if can and away from the fence. I once had my car broken…

I stop here about once a year. Small, smokey club with 1 large, but low stage. Large bar and, I guess, sufficient seating. Beer-wise, all they have is a small selection of…

How did I miss this club all these years? I have been to this club several years back I think in 2012. I did not like it that time. Wanted to give it a try…

Went to Cheerleaders on a Monday night. Parked my car on Penn avenue and walked for 2-3 minutes. Paid the $7 cover and entered the club after the regular pat down. The club was not…

Parking was easy as the club was not busy. There was no cover. It was a mix of latinas and AAs, while no real stunners some had nice shapely bodies. 25$ for a dance i…

Been a while since I have been to kittens and decided to take a trip Past Sunday. Reached there around 9:30pm and was able to find parking all the way in the back. Regular $10 cover…

I was staying in South Beach on business. Was at a hotel on Collins and decided to go have a little fun. Normally when im in Miami, i will go to Tootsies but today…

So I arrived to She She's around 1ish maybe and it's not too far from Visions in East NOLA. I took another Lyfe over to this establishment. She She's is in this…

Stopped by on a Friday evening. The club is fairly large. Greeted by a waitress and was very friendly. There were about 6-7 girls during the time I was there. Main stage is elevated with…

Based off of some of the reviews I saw in the past, I thought I might give this club a try. But as I walked around the city to find it, I found that it…

Dancin' Bare raised an eyebrow or two when I suggested it as the nearest strip club to our hotel. It seems the name may evoke different ideas to those now familiar with the homophonic "Dancing…

I haven’t been to the orchid in years, but decided to stop in after leaving oasis. Super glad I did. Ok so no cover and 5 beer I think. The women dancing at the…

I have had good luck here in the past, but have not visited between 4 and 5 pm before. I stopped in and paid the $5 cover, only 5 dancers working, all of them…

I showed up around 8pm, cover was only $3. Waitresses are really good about grabbing you a new drink when you're running low, you pretty much never have to wait on one. I have been…

Area is industrial and seems safe. If comming up 65 north, you will have to make a U turn after you pass the club and bridge. Arrived around 10pm. Stage to the left.…

Went with a large group due to a work event. Club caters to this known event so staff was probably not a typical Tuesday I would expect. Good mix of girls, with a…

The clubs in Phoenix are relatively low mileage. This club is one of the nicer ones - there are several stages, and dancers rotate stages after each set. Club is well air-conditioned, a must in…

Area is industrial and seems safe. If comming up 65 north, you will have to make a U turn after you pass the club and bridge. Arrived around 10pm. Stage to the left.…

For many years my two favorite clubs in Chicagoland have been Jimmy's and Club 390, both in Chicago Heights, but after a couple of bad OTC experiences with Jimmy's girls in combination with its ongoing…

So, I went to Cheetah’s with a buddy and my cousin who is familiar with the SC scene in SoFla. This place was in complete contrast to The Booby Trap, which was visited earlier in…

Treated myself to an occasional visit to the Coliseum this past weekend and it was not disappointing. The last time I was there I had a less than ideal experience with a dancer who had…

Went in on a Saturday night which is pretty rare for me. Place we fairly busy. The roster for that night: Nikki, Camille, Chloe, Eliza, Lola, Scarlett, Mila, and Satine. They were doing two stages with a…

Went on Sunday, smokin girls, most Latinas and believe me I am very picky, 2nd trip got there on a Sat and girls not as good looking, seemed everyone has had surgery. I prefer naturals,…

There really are not a lot of options in Virginia so you have to take that into account when rating and considering this club. I've been here with my spouse, male friends, and with…

The physical environment has been described many times on the list. I have reviewed this place a few times over the years and it has had its ups and downs, IMHO. Lately it has been…

It’s been awhile since I’ve gone around Akron looking for some fun. Jens has been dead for the past few weeks so figured I’d try this place. After reading the reviews I should of known…

I've stopped by this place last Thursday night. Unlike the previous few visits, this time I had a lot of "extra fun". As soon as you enter the security guy checks your ID. This place…

I paid a couple of return visits to the Sanctuary, since both were similar I'll combine the two. Well-lit parking lot (near road), well-kept exterior, daily hours 4pm-2am, $10 cover. Nude, BYOB, soft drinks and…

I live in the area and always wanted to check this place out and finally did. Uncle Joes is out in the middle of no where and is an old run down building that has…

The CFC has a long time regular stop for me when I visit Columbus, and it generally lived up to my expectations. Arrived around 11 PM, paid a $5 cover charge and entered. The club…

Going home from a day of golf decided to miss traffic and hit the den! Parking lot no too full, and early enough no cover ! Coming in from the light of day had to…

This club is difficult to find because it’s kind of hidden on backside of the road but this is a decent place for someone to visit in the afternoon. They charge me eight dollars as…

Oh Ebony Inn .. So ... this is a spot i used to frequent often . Due to many things i decided to lay back feom coming here too often so this is only…