Reviews

This was my first time inside Bazookas. The club is a long walk over from my office, and I hoofed it in the July heat just for a chance to get some attention. I walked…

Decided to come back to the moon to see if things changed. Well, not much unfortunately but wasn't as bad as I thought. Paid 12 dollar entry fee around 10 pm. Not many patrons…

The bottom line with Clancy's is that you need to like women from Latin America, specifically Brazil in this case because that's all that's here. If that's Ok, awesome, if not then don't waste…

First time here on a Sat around 4-5pm. Mainly wanted to check it out from a value perspective. The neighborhood is definitely sketchy at best but Stuyvesant Ave seems to be a fairly high traffic…

So i decided to give heavenly bodies another shot. It was a Friday and i had a code for a free entry so i thought why not. I've been here a few times. The place…

Been a while since I visited the Men's Club, so I dropped in around 11:20am on a Monday morning. It's still probably the most attractive SA club inside and it seems huge thanks to the…

I was able to get out of work on a Tuesday and took advantage to drive up and see oasis based on what I am reading lately. I would normally visit Playhouse but reviews have…

After visiting Raiders on Thursday, decided to give ol Venom a shot on Saturday afternoon. Got there around 1:30pm and parking lot of was fairly empty. Got inside, doorman wanded me down, no cover charge,…

The listing for this club is way out of date. Formerly called Babes, it went through a couple of bad name changes, including the Emergency Room (imagine how many complaints THAT generated) and then The…

Went on a Sunday night, certainly one of the slowest times to go and should be considered in regards to my review as there would likely be more activity on peak evenings. Arrived 9:45PM. Easy parking…

The inside is nicer than a lot of dive type clubs. I did not see any of the bar stools with tears or damage. The place doesn’t stink like stale vomit and urine so that…

Saint James aka "the church" is my go to club of choice in Houston, despite being a decent drive for me. Hopefully that tells you a little bit of my overall experiences and satisfaction with…

Stopped in after another poor experience at blue Moon. Same woman bartending but Gino wasn’t there like normal, they said she had left early that day. Order a beer and a older woman probably oldest…

So, I haven't' been to the 504 in a long time. So, one would think a place where women pull out there tits for beads would have some bomb ass strip clubs. But…

Let start off that i been here couple years ago not much has changed except the girls still have a few vets there the night i goes there usually 3 to 4 girls.they all are…

Ok usually this place is dead. Handful of girls and nothing to write home about. We arrived this night, having won a few hundred each on pull tabs from the nearby bar, so honey money…

Did not intend to go here, but traffic was so bad, I made a quick stop. Paid $5 for cover, regular price is $10 (they have a coupon on their website - don't judge). Walked…

I decided to make a stop here around dinner time when I was in town with no expectations of a normal club experience but just hoping to have a beer or two see some pretty…

Hiliter never disappoints, I’ve been going here for a long time and there’s a reason I keep going back. Went in around 6pm on Wed and there were ~25 girls working, got approached for…

Stopped in at about 4ish. There were about 5 girls working. All looked pretty good. Nice fit bodies unlike the other places around Akron. Got a dance from an AA with a nice tight body…

Walked in about 9pm on a Thursday night with low expectation that ended up not even being met. The place is small, with maybe 10 small tables with chairs around them. I sat…

Went there after work with coworkers to have some fun. Had a great time. Waitress kept the drinks coming and there were plenty of girls to look at. I would recommend this place to anyone…

Stopped in on a Friday night just before 10 p.m. Given how hard it is to find fully nudity in Utah, I was expecting it to be busier than it was. I was one of…

I keep going back to EB, in hopes it might somehow/somewhat return to it's former glory. Sadly, that's not happening. Back when EB was like chicken soup for the strip joint soul, I visited…

I was in Denver for s conference and decided to stop in at Shotgun Willies for a drink. I didn’t expect much to be going on since it was a Sunday night so was surprised…

Oasis is right by the Philadelphia airport. Easy parking. I arrived 7:30 Sunday evening and the place looked almost deserted. The bartender got me my drink and the sole dancer on the floor approached me.…

Went to Hi Liter tonight after a few weeks absence. Things were bad last time I was there but I know some of the few dancers who are left that have been there for…

Went to EI after a disappointing visit to the Mile High in nearbyh Clinton. Arrived about 4:15 pm. There were six dancers in the room, Mst seemed to just be getting…

I arrived here at 6:30. It was $9.50 to get in. Beers were $5.50. There is a huge lobby with a lingerie store to the right. When you walk in to the club there is…

Was in SF for a work trip and had free time after dinner nearby so stopped in. This is pretty nice looking club clean and up to date. I paid $20 at the…

When I got here, I had on some running pants, and the guy at the door made me go back and change because you have to wear jeans or khakis or dress pants at this…

Not a Metallica song. The sad fate of the Playhouse. Oh my gosh, this place fills me with the sads. For years it was one of my go too places. I would look…

I've been rather negative about this club in the recent past, but lately it seems to be picking up. They've been hiring more girls, and pretty ones too. The DJs still leave a lot to…

OK, so I had heard about all the problems with PH after the lawsuit problem, and I hadn't been back since. It wasn't really the bad PR, but a visit didn't work in with…

Haven’t been to go go rama for a couple of months. Hasn’t change much girls are usually amazing.coverage charge isn’t bad I think it was $15 you also need to get a water or…

Hadn't been here in a while, but after discovering that Mons doesn't allow $20 lapdances anymore I went here to check it out. Big mistake. They want $30 per song here, plus $5…

Visited about 10:30 on Saturday night. I had a free admission coupon that a friend gave me that he received the last time he went. I gave it to the girl at the door and…

Mons Venus is dead. For years we've been able to come here for normal $20 lapdances, although some girls charged $30. On principal, I refuse to pay $30 even though I always go…

Was out in Las Vegas with a couple of friends. I had always wanted to see what this bar was about. I have another friend who moved out here a few years ago but he…

Was visiting Cocoa Beach for the weekend, on a Friday afternoon, it was more packed that I expected. Parking was at a premium but was lucky enough to find a spot. There was no cover when…

Was in the area on Friday and it was the 26th Anniversary of the establishment. Got there a little after 1:0 PM and sat at the bar while I cooled off a bit from…

Visited the club little before one in the afternoon. It was pretty slow. There was quite a few table dance only songs in between dancers on stage. As the time passed by…

Have not been here in quite a while and was in the area late Thursday afternoon and decided to stop for a quick visit. Parking can be very difficult. There is a very small lot…

Had some time on a Sunday afternoon so I decided to drive down Valley Blvd. I’ve been going to Synn the last few times so I had wanted to try out the other clubs.…

Stopped in around 5pm - was a little concerned about area at first but the sketchy guy smoking in front of building left so I decided to check it out. Pool tables and arcade games…

Visited the club on a Wednesday afternoon, the parking lot is pretty big with lots of available space. The were no entrance fee. i walked in and saw a few girls seating around a…

Found myself in Tucson with a cancelled appointment and money in my pocket, so Curves was close. Parking lot was almost empty, but it was only 1 pm on a Monday. No cover at the…

Stopped over here on a Friday afternoon on road trip from San Diego to LA to wait out traffic late afternoon. Plenty of parking on site. The manager was super friendly and said…

Had some time to kill so I Stopped in to the hitching post knowing Kyle was on the schedule.. Have had great dances with her and was happy to see her ... While sipping my…

Treasures is located near a busy intersection in what looks like a fairly nice commercial area of Houston. It’s in a large, nice looking building in its own fenced lot. I arrived a…

Stuck in Detroit overnight after my flight was cancelled due to thunderstorms and was looking for something to kill time. Got an Uber from my Romulus hotel to Bogarts early evening paid my $5 entrance…

Quick shout out to Liwet, this review’s for you because we both wrote about wanting to try out Sapphire’s pool party one day. I finally did it! This review is for the Sapphire pool party…

First time here, always heard good things so decided to check it out. Plenty of parking in a busy area with high traffic. It's not the best neighborhood but I felt very safe here. Was…

I'm not much of a Saturday Night sorta guy. Both Elton John and John Lennon sang about the wonders of Saturday night. Me? Normally most everyplace a person goes, you have to fight the throngs…

I went to this club on a recent Saturday night after a long away time. I can't remember exactly when I came here last time but probably at least over a year. The building, surroundings,…

Went to Scores on a Tuesday night. Arrived around 10pm. Cab driver gave me a free pass, but they still wanted to charge $3 entry (vs $13). Whatever. I walked in and was…

So this is going to be short but informative...but anyway so I was here about 2 weeks ago and had an extremely extremely good time...extremely...with some chocolate thunder...so I return this Saturday about 6pm...grab a…

Before somebody rejects this review for not having enough details, I should note that most of this club is the same as it was the last time I reviewed it, so feel free to look…

Had stopped by Sinn on a late Wednesday afternoon but when I arrived I was told there were no women there and to come back in 30 minutes. So I decided to head up the…

My wife and I spend a few days in South Beach and decided to check the goods out at Playmates on Saturday night. We arrived around 9pm is memory serves me, and stayed about…

So I replenished the ol’ wallet after an hour of DD’s predatory Cubanas and insane crowds. Cheetah Thursday night was also busy, but if DDs was an 11 on a 10 scale for intensity,…

I was visiting the area with a friend and we decided to check this place out based on the reviews. We pulled in and self parked, and saw the 2 valets out by the street.…

This is something a lot of reviews will never describe but it was noticed by myself. I saw two people in wheelchairs at the club. Now I will review and describe this club for sure…

Made my first visit to DD’s in 3 months and my second ever. It was Thursday night after 9:30 pm, parking lot was nearly full, but I found a space. Guy up front…

Was in town for business and decided to visit Bogies again, roughly a twice a year or so ritual. Really appreciate all the great reviews here; helps keep a pulse on how the clubs…

First of all, If you hate being in a smokey bar...this place will ruin your day. However, I put my need for seeing hot women shake their asses over second hand smoke any day. I've…

Came in around 5pm shortly after Tigers game let out and a few post game drinks. Only saw 2-3 girls on the floor so left hoping to stop back after dinner. Came back around 8pm…

My friend asked me to suggest nude club which doesn't have smoking inside so we have only option of Bare. Ruled out XTC(only due to smoking) and Divas(low quality of girls, language barrier, far from…

After spending time at Hooters to watch ufc 239 I decided to head down the street to this club. Admission was $10 plus unlimited drinks $10 for $20 total to get inside. There were all…

The parking is great and tends to cost $2. I'm not 100% sure if this price is like this at all times. The entrance was free but I came in the early evening. The dancers…

Parking: $2 in ample well lit lot Entry: No ID scan, no metal detector, no pat-down at the door, free cover Friday evening before 7 PM Club: medium-size, clean, and in good vision Drinks: $10 with tip for…

Earlier this month I was back in good old Germany and of course I had to visit this place again. I still get a little overwhelmed going in, its honestly like one of those fantasy…

So I hadn’t been here in probably 15 years, but was in the area. Back then, this place was like the Wild West... anything seemed possible on the table, stuff was happening at the bar,…

Following up on my review of Deja Vu I should talk about this club in Sacramento, the one generally considered to be the best in sac. This club has a lot of great things going…

Your money goes a long way here. ID verification process when you enter the place. Bar is visible to your right as soon as your walk in with booth seating against the left…

I was there from 8:30 to 10:45. The approach to the building is impaired by National Avenue being blocked off for construction long-term, right in front of the building. SO, customers must use their noodle…

After a mediocre visit in May we decided to give Kittens another chance when we were in town. After a couple beers at the Doghouse next door we ventured in. We were surprised that the…

for 39th street spot. Walking by the old flashdancer's spot, a rep from Saphire's gave my a free entry pass. Normally it's $20. I got in around 9pm, still a little slow, It wasn't until…

I been coming here more and more the last couple of months. Is definitely cheaper coming here over bare elegance. I feel you get good bang for your buck considering is a tourist area near…

TL;DR Summary: Great value due to $20 dances for 5 minutes. No extras in VIP but great two way contact for both LD’s and VIP. Had a great time with Nina and Ashley for dances…

We went to Fancy's kind of late, around 11pm so please keep that in mind while reading the rest of the review. I'm definitely not writing off the place, but I will have to make…

It’s hard to miss this club, at least at night. There is 30-foot tall, brightly lit, muticolored, flashing sign that says “Colorado Plaza” out front. I got there early evening, I can’t remember exactly.…

Rushed over to Synn on Wednesday afternoon around 3:30pm after seeing that Chanel was finally on the roll call. Her attendance has been very spotty lately so I had to go see her. Enter after…

I stopped in to relax on my trip to the area. I entered and had to present my ID and pay $10. There were 2 customers and two dancers. Water was $5 / bottle. NO dances on stage. The…

Closed I decided to stop in off the highway and found the place was closed with weeds grown in the doorway. I do not know why they web site is not satisfied with my short and to…

Visited the club day just before the 4thjuly weekend. Surprisingly the parking lot was busy. must have been aroun 75 cars on that day. I thought that was unusual considering the upcoming holiday. Walked…

Stopped by BE for the first time in awhile. It was modestly crowded when I arrived around 9pm, with about 6 or 7 patrons including a very drunk and somewhat obnoxious group of 3…

So first time I went to their Tuesday night out special. I went a little too early at about 945-10pm. Things were a little quite for a good hour and not many people maybe under…

By now, you have seen reviews of the facility - if you haven’t seen the reviews - it’s nothing special. In fact it’s kind of a dive - a wall dive. There…

Went on a thursday ultra late in hopes of maybe meeting up afterwards. Pretty dead inside. Not too many girls, they must have all left already. 5-7s. 30 dollar cover charge but had we planned…

Went to this place on a Saturday afternoon. No cover, just walk in and sit at the bar where you can get a drink. The bar surrounds the stage so you get a pretty good…

Decided to stop on by after a short hiatus. Same charge of $10 +$6 soda. Sat towards the back and watched the show. Girls ranged from 4-8 in my opinion. A decent dancer came by…

I arrived a little after Midnight so I answered the questionnaire here that they had 25-99 dancers working. That's misleading. They had about 30 working when I arrived and when I left at…

It was years ago that I visited Blush (it's former name), and I had (at best) an average time back then. A successful afternoon at Rivers (rare, right?, I know) had me with a pocketful…

Thought I would check out Francois's again. Not much has changed. Older, lightly run down with cheap beer (bud light $3). There were 4 girls and about 8 customers. Was there on a Tuesday evening…

It’s been a long time that I’ve been to Curves since I knew my ATF was away but I’ve heard she’s back so I decided to check it out. I was here 4th of…

Decided to enjoy someone else’s AC for a while on a hot and humid AZ monsoon afternoon and found myself near Thomas and the 51 and decided to stop in BSC. Walked in around…

we are talking about this particular club and a particular dancer and a particular experience with me (pathetic looser) on this particular day and the paticular encounter with this particular dance on this paticular moment. the…

Thursday is COI day. Synn is 3440 and 75 vip. 20 to get in tho, and their coupons arent valid thursdays. Parking lot is always full thursday,(Strip Mall) I feel bad for the restaurant which…

Visiting LV recently, I found myself puzzled by cover charges at clubs. Plenty of advertising for "no cover" along with "free limo ride", plus massive extra charges, etc. After a disappointing visit to Sapphire, advertised…