Reviews

This place continues to be a hit-or-miss scenario for me. Sometimes its dead with a few way-too-big-butt girls around and other times the place has 30 or so girls of all varieties. On…

I have been here before when it was knockers. Saw the rawest thing happen here too when it was knockers. Saw a dancer, who appeared high or drunk as f%#k get fi ger banged…

After my last visit I wasn't too eager to revisit Bristol but when a buddy told me he had some good times in recent weeks I agreed to go with him on a Monday night…

I believe this is either my third or fourth time heading to Pumps. It was my first time arriving at the time I did (around 2:30-2:45am; I stayed till close at 4am). There were probably…

Just got out of the club and had a terrible experience. Not sure if your milleage varies with this place but had a terrible dance. Just going through the motions. Let me start from the…

This is a great place to chill out - check out some hot eye candy and have a cigar. The upstairs cigar bar has very comfortable sofa's and a fully stocked bar and cigars for sale…

Usually I visit dayshift but found myself in Charlotte at 9:00 p.m. on a Saturday night. It was $20 to enter with a membership because of a special feature dancer that night.…

Visited on a Sunday around 6 p.m. Five dancers working with about that many customers. The door charge is 10. Bottled water is 5. I didn't have to wait long before I was approached by…

Arrived around 2:00, paid the Valet but self parked, entered and paid the $5 cover, I agree with bubba267, daytime cover is a little lame, walked down the corridor to a very plush club, due…

I had some extra time while in South Florida this trip. First night out I went to Solid Gold, and ran into my ATF. Not sure if I will review Solid Gold this time,…

Went in on Monday afternoon around 2:00 pm. Had to pay $5 to park and got hustled for a tip. I declined the $20 car wash offer. Once in the club, the…

I have been going on and off to Synn for a while and there are a few gems that I have met along the way. Cherry is one of the newest ones that I have…

Another trip Entrance fee: There is none, but you must tip the bouncer. Depending on what bouncer is there, they will be happy with 3 dollars or some would expect you to pay 5. Could also ask…

This was my first time here in nearly a year. This visit was on a Friday night from 9pm until around 2am. When I entered, the lot was nearly empty and there were…

First off, Cheaters is an all-around, a-okay strip club. Located north of US-520 on A1A, it is very easy to spot as the building is a fuschia pink/purple color with no windows. The interior is…

Got there about 10pm was trying to go to babes but for some reason it was closed.. I really hope babes is not closed for good it’s one of my faves.. Got to club wax…

I was in Richmond for business and decided to stop into PaperMoon on a Sunday night. I have been to the one in Springfield, VA which has always had a decent amount of talent but…

Monday night football led me here while in town as it was close to my hotel and had some decent reviews previously. Valet parking was $8. No cover as it was before 9pm and I…

So, I went to double visions with a co-worker while on lunch break around 130 p.m. it was my first time to this club, so I didn't know what to expect we got in no…

I came here on a Saturday between 2pm to around 6pm. I'm usually like to take my time when I come into a club, usually spend the first 30min to an hour watching the girls…

The girls are pretty. The club is next door to a casual bar. The bar is great to grab a few drinks, get buzzed and then head into the strip club through the back entrance. Easy…

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon. No cover and two dancers working. Both dancers were white and mid-to late 30's. Not bad looking and not over weight. Dances are 10 bucks and done in a…

Arrived at opening time, 11:30. Pat down from a very tired door girl and a Corona to start. Did not see a girl for 15 mins but then they were in full flow, but no…

Returned to Players Club, aka Wagon Wheel on a weekday night, Thurs if i remember. Parking is very easy with a lot right aside the club. Always plenty of parking. Cover is $25 with a club card. Its BYOB,…

Stopped by the landing strip on Monday to watch MNF. Thought I'd give this place a try after a disappointing visit to fc on Saturday. Arrived about 930 and parked with the valet ($7 plus…

I decided to visit Treasure Club when flight delayed. The club looks like a warehouse from outside but the inside is very nice. I visited in the afternoon so parking was no problem,…

It's been about three months since I stopped by the Millstream, so I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. In general, most things are the same. Bottled beers were buy one get one and about…

This place is one of my regular stops on my mongering circuit. I’ve been here almost every day of the week at some point, trying to find the best night to go. The…

This place is huge compared to the clubs I’ve been to. Tried shakers and was so disappointed I decided to try this place. And boy was I glad. I’m not going to spend a ton…

Figured I would give this place a shot. It was pretty awful if you want to save the time of going through the review. It’s a dingy bar across the street from the casino. As…

Back to the showplace after having a couple drinks at another club near by always like to have a nice buzz going on when I get in here. Walk in Wednesday night around midnight . There…

Been about a month since I had been to Chicas. Had a short day at work and decided to head down. Wide open parking lot (Monday, around 3:30pm), showed my ID, got the…

Stopped by Sins on a weekday afternoon when I was able to get away. I think it was $5 to get in and around $5 for a bottle of water. Starting going with the bottle…

Disclaimer: Years ago, this building was part of the PT's strip club chain. I visited that quite regularly, so I might make comparisons to that... I arrived around 11pm and the place was packed.…

I was in the mood to see strippers on Saturday night and really wanted to see something in its prime so I decided to go to the Crazy Horse and thought to myself that if…

Made a trip up to the Toronto area last week. This spring it hit some of the strip clubs and I was pretty depressed. The once great strip clubs, seemed to heading the same direction…

As has been said MANY times this place is a dump, the kind of place that you wipe you shoes on the way out. The drinks are cheap (bottle of budlight is $2.50 and cold).…

This place is terrible. First of all parking is on a major highway so u can way to your loved ones as they pass you while ur walking into what is clearly a strip club…

Went to Glamour Girls on a Friday afternoon. Did not get charged a cover on the way in and found my seat somewhat away from the stage. Waitress came by…

Another visit to PM. This time on a Friday afternoon, probably around 2 or 3. Place was still crowded - no seats at the bar and probably about a dozen girls working. Beer was about…

Facing an evening of slow traffic or a stop to wait it out, I opted for the stop. A repeat of the layout for those who havent read prior reviews - you need a gps…

am just going to give accounts of what happened me and my boys rolled here deep about four guys the lady at the bar was there oldish looking lady with a mean grin she proceeded…

------------------------------ Went to Beemers on a Saturday night around 11 pm. There is a $5 cover and domestic bottles of beer cost $4.50. The dancers were a mixed bag. If you like tattoos…

On 9/23 I was 1/4 mile away so I had to stop in at 4pm. 4 girls, 2 Brazilians, 1 was pretty nice looking, a Dominican with great boobs and a beautiful Russo/Rican with really…

Stopped in recently on a Saturday night after a bit of a hiatus. Business seems to still be relatively slow (as it has been in recent months/years compared to back in the day) but the…

Had some time today to waste, and that is exactly what happened, I wasted my time. I hadn't been to Dreamer Girl in quite a while, probably because my experiences there…

Was in Crystal City for a quick, last minute business trip and ventured over to CCR after a dinner up the street at the Sports Pub, my normal Crystal City routine. Arriving at about…

I will not waste the readers time with full layout details - documented many times on tuscl. In a nutshell, small neighborhood bar - one main stage and multiple curtained/separated dance rooms to the…

Visited this venue in mid September on a Monday night. When I first walked in and sat down, the first thing I noticed was how hot the women were. Perfect. A little bit after I…

So I stopped by on a Monday night because they still have the best deal around - $10 per dance for full length songs. I got approached by an absolutely gorgeous Polish girl - I’m…

Every time this club changes names, I usually stop by. It is now called Diamonds of Memphis. For a place to have a location that is right across the street from the airport and the…

Based on some past negative experiences, it had been awhile since I'd been to The Bird. It's a bit of a drive for me, and requires some driving on very rough and gravelly roads, so…

Was out in the general area for a day of golf and decided to stop somewhere for a bit of entertainment on the ride home. Considered going to Mario’s, but it was very out of…

Went to Tony’s around 7:30 on a Friday, and they had a lot more dancers than my last visit-at least seven or eight. One white dancer; the rest black. A mix of shapes and sizes,…

It was a slow Monday. No cover was charged on arrival. Some really hot girls and a few I would pass on every single time. I was approached my a mature Hispanic girl almost as…

Went to Fancy’s with a buddy around 11pm in a Friday, after hitting up breweries all evening. We were pretty tired and didn’t want to go other my bars so we went to clubs ;)…

So I was in the ATL for a day and I really wanted to get to a strip joint. I had been to Magic City on my last visit, but after seeing the reviews, I…

I visit frequently and love to try out new dancers each time unless my ATF happens to be there. 7 dollar entry, free meal ticket, 5 dollar beer. I sat down and scoped…

I stopped by after the Tribe game on a Wednesday. First thing, I followed my GPS and it wasnt far away but it took me a sorta sketchy way. Pry not an issue if…

Got to the club about 9. $8 valet plus tip. $20 cover booths were expensive. I asked the guy about $20 booths and he said that's only during the…

This place is located by Adelitas and HK club. There is a guy in a tux yelling massage massage massage. Once I went inside I sat on a black leather couch. About 15 girls were…

Finally was back in Vegas for work this weekend and revisited Sapphire. Had some previous fun there and this time decided to splurge some more. I know there are other options in Vegas that are…

This is one of my go to spots in the DFW area, after several years of going to Baby Dolls Fort Worth. Lots of very good looking girls of all types , mostly 7 and…

I went back and looked through my old reviews. Apparently it has been about 7 years since the last time I was here. I went specifically for the wrestling promo, which I enjoyed.…

Amazing! This is not a Strip Club. This is more like a massage parlor with extras. The place is a beautiful mansion that people say it used to belong to Pablo Escobar. It is huge,…

Haven't been doing much clubbing lately so I stopped by fight club this past Saturday. Arrived around 10pm and parked with the valet ($8 plus tip). It was after 7 so there was a cover…

This has been my to go place atleast since the last 6months. Went in on a Wednesday evening last week. As expected, there were atleast 15 girls in the club. Spent a good hour without…

This past week I wanted to give all the north Pompano strip joints a break and decided to visit the Mint Lounge again. I have had good experiences here the few times I have…

Babes is a black club among several off Fulton International Blvd. Parking lot is rough wit holes aplenty. Free to park during day and will charge $10 or more at night. Light…

I recently visited oasis right before they changed owners so I decided to visit again a few weeks after the change to see if I could tell the difference. I arrived at about 12:30…

Babes is a black club among several off Fulton International Blvd. Parking lot is rough wit holes aplenty. Free to park during day and will charge $10 or more at night. Light…

I visited Palazio on a Tuesday night, arriving around 9 pm. As others have noted, ongoing road construction has made a mess of the area, with new exits and traffic patterns; just be aware. The…

The basics: Dances are $7-10 (seems to depend on the girl and chair vs couch) on the floor. $20 VIP (+ $10 cover). $5 cover to get in the door after.. (can’t remember if it’s…

I should have known better than to go when I did, I had read other reviews about time of the day and day of the week being important, but since I was in town for…

This was my first time ever visiting an Atlanta strip club and based on the chatter around here, I brought me and my guy friends here to check it out. The parking lot was packed…

I decided to visit this club in the afternoon after receiving an invitation from a friend. Tattletales has long been the best night-time club in Atlanta for those who want a combo of attractive…

An underestimated club that has mostly been faithful with what they have to offer.. Well atleast for me. Yes not everytime there have been days that this place was a dump. This visit is one…

Had an amazing time last week during a conference. The club is not in an area you would want to walk to at night. I took uber and was told by the guy…

This place is not a strip club at all. It’s actually an adult book store with a back room theater and multiple video booths. I’ve only been on the weekends so it’s been $15 to…

Headed over to the Criket for Monday Night Football with the notion that I would not expect much to be going on.... unfortunately I was right. Parked in the "self-park" well lit parking lot accessible…

Went to Legends on the Sunday night of the Lions home opener. According the ladies, management had been hyping this day up and there must have been 40-50 attractive dancers in the house. I purposely…

The club is in a safe area. It's big, clean and well lit. Friday night, 10 girls, mostly Russian. The dancers are young, pretty and in good shape.…

Dead on a Friday night. There was only one girl on stage and she was sitting on a chair on her phone while there were 10 guys around the stage. Crazy. …

Got here Wednesday 1pm. Sign says open at 11am but they don't. I was the only guy in the club but there were 3 girls waiting around. All black and one light…

There were no girls here on a Friday evening. I could stop the review there but I know some ppl are going to say that's not a review, so I have to give more…

Got here around Monday 5:30 pm because Stiletto's a few miles away didn't open till 6pm, so needed to kill an hour or so. This is a bikini bar like 90% of NJ clubs…

The figures first: $10 for a floor dance/ $15 on the couches up front/$20 couched VIP area. $20 a dance in the Cabanas + $25-$30 cover (I’ve noticed this rate varies). $10 cover after 6PM Usual…

Little late posting this Driving back from North Carolina, I decided to give Club Coyote another shot. My last visit was probably the worst visit to a gentlemen's club in my life. This time around, the girls…

I be been visiting Mario's for a longtime. The club has been through many ups and downs. Usually the downs occur when they raise prices. It’s $25 for a lap dance and $80 to the…

Came here Wednesday at 2:30. Sometimes they are open at 12 but not too reliable. They opened like 2pm today. Surprisingly, nobody charged me the usual $5 cover. Manager wasn't around…

Arrived around 4pm with no cover charge. At least 10-15 girls working and beers were only a dollar, but my diet cokes were 4 after tip. Still outstanding. Two stages with…

Stopped by early afternoon on Saturday. As usual the parking lot was half full but didn’t seem to be many patrons inside. Walked in no cover. Bar to your right and stage to your left…

Every time I visit Dallas, I stop by here before I head to Baby dolls to see if I can find a dancer I like and can get some hands on dances. Most of the…

Answer: Fuck yes it does. Scathingly hot, fully nude lap dances with full contact with some of the most beautiful girls you'll ever see at a strip club. In a word, it's "unbelievable". Let me…

Quite busy saturday night (11pm), but not completely packed. $5 cover, $8 redbull, they have $5 drinks specials, but none alcoholic drinks are not included (at least redbull/water). About 12 dancers, mostly white (I only…

Walking in I was immediately approached by a dancer named Armani, she wasn't pushy, but it was sudden. Very pretty woman wearing an absolutely stunning outfit. I was enamoured, but I've learned to turn down…

Decided to swing by on an early Sat night to check out a few college football games. As usual for this time of the day, the place was pack with patrons. One thing…

Fair warning, this review is LONG! I'm talking on some Papi Chulo or EchoPizza type stuff. I saw a post from Call.Me.Ishmael where he joked about how everyone who reviews this club suddenly…

Ocean is an interesting club. The layout is actually pretty unique and it’s definitely huge compared to other clubs I’ve been to. There’s a huge circular pool around the stage and the girls can hop…

We were a group of 7 who went over on a Saturday night around 10:30-11 for a bachelor’s party (not the right place but all of us were almost drunk and didn’t feel like we…