Reviews

It was my first time visiting Scores Chicago, which is located in Stone Park. My VIP had just recently lapsed at TUSCL, and it was a short notice visit, so I didn’t know what…

This is a middle range club. Not glitzy, located in an industrial area, plenty of parking. So from this point of you it does not stand out. However, what does stand out are the women,…

For a change visited here on a friday evening. Got there around 4pm and was surprised to see that the parking lot was packed. Paid the $9.50 cover and went in. Sure enough the…

Hadn't been in in a long time and decided to see if anyone I knew was dancing that night. Walked in was asked for ID showed it to him didn't put it in their…

I got there around 6 and was surprised to see more than 10 dancers. I thought, o.k., odds to find a good one is high. But of course, only 4 seemed to be…

I've read about the good lunch deals here and decided to try it. Arrived just before noon, told the door man I was here for lunch. He had me put my name on a…

There is a small group of clubs that over the years everyone knows as ‘destination’ clubs. Places that you read about that just stand out from the rest. Follies, Diamond Dolls Pompano, Penthouse Detroit (RIP),…

Wow! Gotta say this place sort of blew my whole fucking brain a part. First of all, the lady handling the cash at the bar was super hot. They also encouraged me to dive into…

Came in after midnight on a Saturday. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover. Layout if one rectangle bikini bar couple…

First, let me apologize for some lack of details here. I'm writing this review about 10 days after I visited. I dont remember any names. I was in the area and decided to stop in. I'd…

Another great lunch at Diamond Cabaret. Met a dancer named Angel, who gave me a three-song dance so memorable I came back a couple days later to find she was occupied in VIP. Some suggestions:…

As a tourist, I picked this club because my hotel manager recommended. Good choice, but not exactly my type. Club is located along a busy road in a light commercial area. Parking was free and around…

The vibe of the club is very dark. Not necessarily the best design. The bar area on the first floor is typically where I tend to hang out at. The 2nd floor is typically empty.…

I arrived at the club Wednesday night between 10 and 11. At the door I was told that it was Ciroc Wednesday and I could either pay $25 cover that includes a bottle of…

I'm a regular in the summer, and occasional visitor in the winter. I usually plan ahead to see Logan - a stunning curvy blond, but made an unplanned stop in and unfortunately she was…

My favorite strip club in LA so far. On weekends there are about 20-30 girls. Lots of good looking girls. But also very mixed, something for everyone's "type". My type is Brazilian, big tits firm…

Just got my "card" so I stopped in at the Flower Bowl on my way few blocks west of the club and picked up some indica and a few edibles. They have some good…

It's been a while since my last visit to Rio. After reading reviews of how things changed for the worst then experiencing it for myself left a bad taste in my mouth. Don't believe I…

Because I work in this area every so often, I somehow feel I have to keep giving Fannie's another chance. Gluten for punishment, maybe? This review is actually of two trips and how…

It's been a while since I have been to this club. Over a year. It felt the same as I got there. No street parking to speak of so I paid $12…

Happened to be in Horsham, PA area on business last Wednesday night. Had just left a nice little gastro pup, Iron Abbey (great beer list) down the road and figured, what the hell, might…

I visited the 19th Hole yesterday, a Friday night and arrived at about 9:00. It is MLB playoff time and I figured I would enjoy some dancers while having a couple beers and watching…

I was in town for business and wanted to do some exploring. This was my second visit to the Cheetah what is Atlanta's go-to destination for good food strip club. Honestly I'm not one to…

I have read mixed reviews regarding daytime visits to Spearmint Rhino. Have been there many times at night but never a day trip. Was wiped out from the party at MGM Grand the night before…

Ended up going to the Pony on a Wednesday as I didn't have to work the next day. Get there around 8:30 and paid the routine cover of 5. When I got there not a…

after having driven past this place many times I finally decided to check it out. Showed up at about 4pm on a Saturday. Inside is kind of a nice set up. There is a…

Went to Bourbon Street on a trip to AZ. The place is quite dark but the women are beautiful. It was crowded that night so I had to wait to be approached by a dancer.…

This review is a couple weeks late as I’ve been crazy busy at work since. But 3rd weekend in sept, I was able to make it to TJ around 11:00pm on Sat night.…

Stopped by after leaving work early on a Thursday afternoon. $11 to get in with the first drink being free. The layout of the front room is the same as it was years ago.…

I had not been here in approximately a year, but used to be my day club of choice in the PHX. No cover during the day, but a host tries to angle you towards a…

I went on Thursday night at about 7:30. Briefly, this is a midlevel club with above average performers. The location is right off the highway and parking was more than acceptable, safe, and well lit. The…

Went there on a Wednesday evening around 8PM and it was dead empfy! Totally unacceptable! The burgundy seats were comfortable, the stage looked classy, but all that means nothing because not a single girl came…

Sylvana or something similar. Insists on $100. Looks: 10. Tall slim hot body with nice big natural tits, no tattoos, beautiful face, nice hair. Wears short skirts and bikini tops at the club. Service: 6.…

It might’ve been because the Yankees just had a playoff win that it was so packed, also Friday night. I didn’t give a shit though because I’m a Mets fan. One of the many Paterson…

Big club for New Jersey. Only like 10 dancers working though. Came on a Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking in an industrial area. Walk in cover is $10 drink ticket so atleast you…

I went here on a Wednesday afternoon 2 weeks ago. Got there at 1:30. There was plenty of free parking on the street. Area seemed very safe. When you walk in there is a small…

It's been a while since I've been here, last time was when it was still called treasures. I'm not frequent to this scene to begin with, but I'm starting to now. I was at loco…

Came here on a Friday night. It’s in Bloomfield, New Jersey. I thought the area was fine. I parked on the street, their parking lot is pretty small. Walk in, no cover. Place was fucking…

This club is now closed. The entire lower floor has been stripped down. This used to be a locals strip club where normal tourists would not know of it. I doubt with the amount of…

Arrived at Henry's around 3pm with 2 co-workers who were looking for a good time. We parked for free and each paid $5 entry. They seem to charge $5 at all times unlike other places…

Stopped in a Thursday afternoon awhile back to check this place out. Parking lot was pretty full - guessing lots of guys from the local businesses and maybe truckers from the nearby truckstop. Walking inside the…

I stopped in on a Thursday night around 12:30am. The area felt relatively safe. It was in an industrial area with not much else around. Parking lot was well-lit and fenced…

Club is located below ground level. Entrance stairway down is on the Chestnut street side. Lets clarify—it’s not an “underground club”—in Philly, those are WAY more fun, but Atlantis is under ground, ie below…

My previous visit was a bit like a Costco trip. I got plenty of samples. Saw a few packages were bigger than I needed. A few items made my shopping list, made a couple…

I headed to Palazio on a Wednesday afternoon around 5p. Club is pretty nice both inside and out. Parking was free and cover was $5 in the afternoon. I knew I was going to be…

Friday night. It got good reviews so I thought I would stop in. Downtown Paterson by a hospital. They have a parking garage. Walk in get patted down. Layout is bar on the right with…

Stopped in on Saturday afternoon around 3 pm. I was surprised by how many customers were there....about a dozen total. Liquor license application was posted on the door. Guess…

Neighborhood bar completely tucked away in a suburban area. Came on a Friday night. NJballa reccomended it and I’m glad I took his advice. And Man I wish I had a bar like this in…

Unfortunately it looks like this place has closed. They’re apparently moving the club to Dallas, Texas. That’s all the information I could get. This was the only black club in Las Vegas that I know…

Stopped in after midnight on Friday night. Everyone knows the layout so I will spare the details. $10 at the door, no free water but whatever... Granada was up on stage when I got…

I stopped by Flight Club on a Friday afternoon. Mandatory valet ($8) to park but no cover charge in the afternoon. Ordered an overpriced bottle of water ($10!) and watched the show.…

Well, they finally started the construction. They walled off the main stage area all the way to where the DJ used to sit. They are now only using the small stage. It is really tight…

Been a while since I've been to a KC club but I was down the street from temptations and since I didn't want to be stuck in the rushour traffic, decided to kill some time…

Went early afternoon a week before labor day on a Saturday. It wasn't too busy. A lot of plastic surgery had been done on a lot of women. I prefer natural women. Went solo for…

Back for my monthly visit to showcase this passed Friday. I was told to as more details since this is my new acct, so I’ll describe my lap dance with Lisa, she’s a 5”2 busty…

Been awhile since I went to the church. Let's get the basics out of the way. Parking: Valet available, free parking as well. Well let and decent security Door: $15, metal detector, large entry way Drinks:…

$2 to self park $7 for a Corona - $4 for a Bud. Not sure of the hard drink prices. I came to DD for the second time ever. Showed up at about 1;30p on…

I've been here about 10 times over the last five years and it's the ultimate hit and miss place, with more misses than hits. This place is pretty much a dump as far as the exterior…

I stopped by Bottom's Up about 8:00PM on a Thursday. Cover was $10.00. There was a special for $3.50 Coronas and they were doing shot specials. They had a $10.00 table dances on Thursday. There…

I really hate this place, but it is one of the few places surviving a seemingly concerted effort in the delaware valley to deprive single mothers of a way to earn a living. So…

I got there about 9:45PM and there was not many cars in the parking lot. I got to the door and the girl taking cover said that the girls were still getting ready. No dancers…

I recently moved out of San Diego so when a work trip brought me back I knew my first stop would be TJ. I had never been to any of the clubs on a…

Stopped in after a long gap in visits. I usually try and get in before 7 to avoid the cover charge both on admission and booths fee. 1st surprise was that Harley…

Stopped on Saturday night around 830 for an hour. I think I remember paying a $10 cover when I walked in to a bar where there was one girl on stage and four or five…

Since we don't have this kind of place in the US I try to take advantage of my opportunities to partake in the FKK scene. So at the end of a trip to Europe I…

The bouncer wouldn't let me in with a tank top, so i went to the car and got an actually button down shirt. The lady at the front charged $10, plus i tipped $3, which…

I arrived on a Friday afternoon about 3 pm. The club is located in a run down strip center and there is plenty of parking which is free. It seems safe during the…

In Atlanta for a ballgame so I had to check out Follies and see if it lived up to the reviews. It was early Friday afternoon and I arrived before 1pm so I didn't…

I was in town with an afternoon to kill. This place was within walking distance so went for some drinks. I went around 730pm (half hr after opening). I knew nit to expect…

On the side of the club they have a decent size parking lot and on the other side they have a small lot. The entrance on that side has a ramp where the girls smoke.…

Stopped in Thursday around 4:00 pm. Either hit it on a good day or the place had upped its game. There were 8-10 dancers 5 of whom were much better than what one is used to…

Larry’s is my typical go to in SF mostly due the atmosphere and value compared to other “alcohol allowed” clubs. Cover charge $20 but if you are a regular you can get in for free if…

I've made several trips to Jens over the last couple of months on Friday, Saturday and Sunday late evenings. The parking lot is pretty well lit and compared to the areas other Akron clubs are in…

So, I am definitely a woman of color guy. It's the reason I hang at purple orchid, Atlantis, la Pearl. But for a switch I decided to head to Oasis. It's not the first time…

The layout of the club has been previously described. I am just writing to update on some policy changes, specifically regarding Mondays. There is no cover on Monday, particularly in the evening, and there is a…

I didn't know whether to tack this on as a comment or do a review but I figured I'd get lenient approval since my previous posts are pretty detailed about the location and set-up. My typical…

And I’ll show you where I’m going to be spending my money. Long Island city on a rainy Thursday night. It’s in an industrial area, right across from that famous SilverCup Studios sign you see…

Easy to find along a major road (Imperial Hwy) and very well lit up. There was plenty of parking in a safe lot and there were a lot of cars even though I visited on…

Fall is in the air and I needed a warm up. Where else H8 sounds great since I was in the area Again the usual, easy free parking, standard $5 to get in and cozy…

I have to say I’m disappointed with this place. I’ve been here maybe a total of 3 times in as many years and it’s worse every time. In my most recent visit, I was disappointed…

Well I got into town late and decided to check out the Landing Strip around 10:15 PM on a Thursday instead of going to see the girls at Flight Club. To start off, Valet Parking…

I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the…

I keep coming back....I shouldn't because the boring visits happen about 3 times as often as a good, enjoyable visit. The lack of a good time started with the bartender at the end of…

I had not been to DG in a long time. So I wanted to give everyone an update. See other reviews for a more detailed description of the club. DG has not changed a bit.…

So I’ve been to Atlanta twice in the last month or so for work and of course had to stop by follies. This review will be about the different girls I met while in there…

So I got here a little after 1 AM, after my mediocre experience in Bonita. Thank god that this club is not built on dirt road. There are only 3 cars parked outside…

I travel a lot for work all over the US and have been to many many clubs in a lot of states, just when you think you have seen them all, this Bonita Saloon jumped…

Stopped in last friday around 1 130 in the afternoon. Pretty good crowd at the bar. The bar is quite large with poles at both ends. As you walk in there are tables and…

This place is a little too big and nice to be called a dive, but it’s certainly not upscale. So I guess it’s somewhere in between. The main room is very large with…

I flew in on a Monday night and had some time to kill and decided to run back by this spot, I rolled in at around 8pm paid a nominal cover and once again found…

Guidelines specific, Clubber compliant review of a September 2019 afternoon visit to Tootsie's. "Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each. a)One paragraph should describe the club vibe. Mention cleanliness, thug factor,…

Yeah this place costs a lot relative to other options, but if you're careful it can be worth it a lot of the time. I only go every 6 months or so, as I generally…

It has been 3 months since my last club review. I am guilty of 6 of the 7 deadly sins. I recently arrived at the club on the Sabbath at 1:10PM. The club normally opens at…

Was in Japan to watch the Rugby World Cup and and got to Shinjuku early before heading out to the Australia - Wales game so I thought I would kill a couple of hours in…

I came in after work around 1am, the door lady tried to get me to go for the VIP but I set up a cabana. Since it was close to closing the manager upgraded my…

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside downstairs level: When you walk…

Had to pick up a friend at the airport and had got to the area a little early. Decided to stop in to see what the daytime here was like since I mostly have gone…

I was driving down to San Diego and didn't want to drink any alcohol so after doing some top secret reviewer business in L.A. I stopped into Jumbo's Clownroom on east Hollywood Boulevard for a…

Greetings from the Strip, It had been a while since my last trip to the landing strip, but an early exit from work led to a needed visit. I made it in just in time for a…

So entering on a Sunday was an accident that turned out to be great. So on sundays it is happy hour meaning full lap dances are only 5.00 a dance. But let’s back up and…