Reviews

First time back at Playhouse after a long hiatus What’s Changed: The reports that some of the closet doors have been replaced by curtains are true. When I first heard this I did not think it…

Haven't been in awhile. $5 cover ok, $10 vip charge ok, food is good, beer about $8. So prices are fair compared to other clubs. Short bartender kinda rude not friendly at all. Waitresses…

Most of the reviews have all the details - no cover if you get there in the afternoon, 2 for 1 drinks until 7pm, etc. The main issue with HL is that they have been…

This was my first trip to PH since the lawsuit. I wanted to see for myself what has changed and what has stayed the same. The first thing that I noticed was that there were…

Had to drop a friend off at the airport late Saturday night, and decided to stop by on my way back. It was almost 1:00am when I got there. Ordinarily, I wouldn't have bothered, but…

This review will cover two visits - one on thursday night and one Saturday night visit . Entrance was same - they scan ids, Cover on Thursday was $8, on…

I used to be a regular at Blush when I lived in the neighborhood. The dancers used to be friendly and the bar tenders were nice. I had a great time almost every time I…

Went to scores on a wednesday Night thinking it would be a good lido night. Must have been a off night as place was pretty dead. I wound say about 10-15 girls in total (including…

On Bourbon street. Famously a very busy area. Parking will be brutal so don’t bother leave the car outside of the French Quarter. I paid for like 50 buck for 5 hours with that texting…

I was staying close by 'Taboo' and decided to kill a little time on a Monday night. In hindsight, I should have spent the money on something to eat and a movie. Even…

This place is certainly in the middle of nowhere. However, it has plenty of parking on both sides but a little unclear that the white solid door facing the parking lot is the entrance.…

I was in Memphis, Tennessee. I was in the street doing the twist to Chuck Berry’s Memphis, Tennessee. Thought it would be fitting. I was having a grand old time until kids started to throw…

The club is located on the corner between Saticoy St. and Woodley Ave near Van Nuys airport. Limited parking spaces in front of club along Saticoy St. Usually, able to find a space. Small club…

I have been to the club many times, but this is my first review. So, here goes, I'm spilling my guts on several of the ladies that I have spent time with.... Nicolette is one…

I went to Rick’s back in May, on a Wednesday around 10:30. I get out to Seattle once in a while. Last time I went to Kitten’s (where the girls on stage were pretty awful,…

My most recent visit to penthouse was a mixed bag that ended very interestingly. First let me say that this club has some of the most beautiful women in the area. Not only that, they…

Finally paid a visit to 390 after many passes. It was a Friday afternoon and I didn't want to go to Fantasy. Found plenty of parking even though the lot already had a…

My 1st time going to a strip club we decided to stop by the godfathers me and two buddies. There were about 6 girls working at the club at that time it was after midnight.…

Came in on a Sunday night. Right off Bourbon street in an obviously very busy area. Do not bring a car or park it far away, it will be impossible to park. Place opened at…

I am from out of area. I used to live here years and years ago. This is overwhelmingly a "regulars club" now. The girls do not work the floor at all. Could just be me…

Got to club around 6:30 . Only $5.00 cover as they girl at the front door said not many girls yet. Went to the bar to get a beer. Was there around 45 minutes before…

I used to go to a lot of different clubs(if it was ever a titty bar in the last 10 years, I've been, at least once) in the OKC metro area over the last 10…

When in Council Bluffs I always stop in at this club, it is one of my favorites because it’s down to earth without all the noise and bluster. It was a relatively slow Wednesday…

In the upstate SC area and had to check out Nikitas. It is very easy to find, about two minutes off the interstate. Large paved and gravel parking lot and a member of staff was…

I haven't been to Utica in awhile, but Peepers is the same as it ever was. It's a single room dominated by a thin, long stage that runs down the center. There are seats on…

Not a full review. My first time visiting even after the poor reviews. I was in the area. 11pm to 2 am visit Saturday night so I thought talent might be better.…

I’m not usually up for full nude places, just not my thing. Usually the girls aren’t able to sit on your lap, etc, however, being in the neighborhood I checked this out and found it…

First of all, as it’s been said before, this is not a strip club. Just an adult bookstore with booths and theaters and a solid reputation for willing females to frequent for group play. Was in…

Went in on Saturday night after work. Place was packed could barley find a seat. The bartender was quick and attentive. I believe I paid 5$ for a beer and 20$ for a lap dance…

I stopped by around 4pm because I was in the area for work. The area is a mix of industrial and residential. Street parking seemed ok on the block. Didn’t feel unsafe but also stuck…

I've heard of this place before 19th Hole is quite a commute and out of the way for me, which is why I've never been to this place. However, that all changed when I had…

Once again, I had a couple of buddies who were in town for work from the ATL (the home of the strip clubs) and they wanted to go out and see some T&A in Philadelphia…

A few Tuesdays ago, I went here looking for a gal with whom I had struck up what seemed a promising stripper relationship. She was not dancing that day (my mistake), so I ended…

So I stop by The Pony when I am in town for work. Sometimes its during the day, other times its during the evening. Dayshift is just about what you can expect from anywhere. Lots…

I have found Monday afternoon to be a good time to visit. The club is quiet in the afternoon and the cover is only $5. I always get a beer which is $8.00 once…

Me and the crew finished up a job at lunchtime. We had been working 7 days a week for 3 weeks straight. I figured the boys needed a reward for finishing the job up early.…

Since I rarely get to clubs anymore, I have to go when I can and within whatever time crunch is involved. Which means, since I cant alwyas control my experience, I make sure I…

First off - it's not non-smoking, which is kind of a big pain (allergies, and it's a dead giveaway). The layout is awkward as others have noted - sitting at the bar, you're craning your…

I gave this place a second chance on a recent thursday afternoon around 1:30 or so. I wont describe the place as its covered repeatedly in many reviews.. Its sketchy, it's located on…

I had heard that Kristen from Tease ( before they closed / re-opened ) had relocated here, so I went to check it out. I had never been here before. The place takes a…

Passing through in the late afternoon and thought I would take a gamble on Dollie's. This is a very sketchy neighborhood/light industrial area. I felt okay going during the day, but an evening visit would…

I went on Friday and was surprised by the lack of outstanding looking women. Mostly average to good looking white women. 40+ girls working that night. I went to support a friend that found…

I stopped by the club around 3 on a Friday on a recommendation from a friend who swears this place is great on Friday afternoons. Walked in and was wanded by a bouncer and asked…

Haven’t been to Teasers for over a year and went on my way to Northern Mich on Friday. The club is 5 minutes off of the highway so it is real easy to get…

Was in the District for business and decided to try Camelot's. First time there. If you are not familiar with DC clubs, most clubs cannot serve private lap dances (there seems to be some exceptions,…

Fun time had, the girls definitely get the job done. I walked in and looked around the store for a bit before heading to the theater and a private lap dance. The dance was good…

I came to this fine establishment towards the end of the week, late evening. This particular night seemed slow and had about a 3:2 girl/guy ratio. Staff was friendly and you get two drinks w/…

A weekend trip to Orange County, California led to a visit to a few Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shops and an old favorite Bikini Bar, Distractions Lounge. Districtions Lounge is nismaned: it is a Bikini Bar, not…

The club was relatively busy when I arrived. I still don't know why customers go there other than it is the only gentlemen's club in the area and near O'Hare airport. I went there…

Met some friends there after a night at a local bar. They had plenty of beer (BYOB) but I didn't really need any more. The place had a quiet friendly atmosphere and the dancers were…

Now to town, I decided what better way to spend a Saturday then at the local strip club. I decided on King of Dianonds for the sheer fact that they advertise a dollar beer, and…

Club is on Bourbon Street not to be confused with the other Larry’s Flynts which I went to later. Cover was nothing so that’s why I went in around 5. Beer was $9 for 2…

Got a new job in the area for now and I decided to check out the closest full nude club, despite mediocre at best reviews. I only go to full nude clubs and I try…

We pause from bracketology on the discussion board to bring you a review of a trip I made to Polekatz in recent weeks. This one was odd because I felt like I got ripped off,…

I had not been to the original Lumberyard in a while and I happened to be in town and had some free time on a Sunday evening so I stopped by. I arrived around…

I arrived at the Reef around 4:00. Parking is around the back and ample, and I didn’t have any concerns about the safety of my car. There is a separate VIP parking area for an…

Parking in front and in back of Sins is limited, though there seems to be some extra parking in a lane right off the back parking lot. as has been covered many times, the building…

Ok, so this was my first visit to any Lido iterations since the fall 2018 shut down and reboot. I had heard that the reboot at scores was lacking, but heard that the new…

First time heading to a SC in Vegas, ended up picking Palamino because they have full nude and alcohol service. Booked the pickup service with the club. Pickup was easy and cover included…

I go to this club at least twice a month. As a local, I have been to all of the clubs in the Minneapolis/St. Paul metro area. Also, since I travel quite a bit for…

Went to the club on a Friday night looking for a regular that I normally visit. Turns out she is no longer there but I stuck around to see all the new girls. Most weren’t…

Sat down to have a few cold ones and check out the talent. Domestic beer was $3, a fair price at a strip joint in my opinion. Was ignored for about an hour. Finally I…

I went on a Saturday night, place is big in an industrial area, plenty of parking and looked pretty safe area. Cover was $30 ($25 admit + $5 vip). Dances were $20 no touching and…

This was my first time here and was an interesting experience. I hadn't read any previous reviews so it was all new for me. I'll give an entire overview and will probably be…

Had some free time in between my business meetings and decided to check out the Treasure Club on a Tuesday. This was my 2nd time coming here. Went on and the area is laid out…

I was in town for the night, so I decided to stop by. When I first got there I had a hard time letting my eyes adjusting to the dark. I am going to leave…

Since I was staying in Santa Barbara for the night, I thought I would hit Spearmint Rhino SB when I got back near home base for the night and start with SR Oxnard. You can…

Easy to find from airport. Paid 3 entry fee. Beers were like 2 or 3 bucks. Super cheap compared to other clubs. Not sure if it was a Tuesday night deal. Two bartender and plenty…

I had a couple spare hours before meeting up with friends later on Friday night in downtown. Street parking can be hard to find on a weekend, though there is a paid parking lot immediately…

Another evening at the hideaway. Stopped by on a Sunday night. It was around 9:30. Boy it was dead. It is understandable being a Sunday evening. I believe I saw only about 5 other patrons…

Since I was in the area traveling, I wanted to check out what the area had to offer Strip Club wise. Coming from the LA/OC California basin, and an avid and frequent fan of what…

I had been out of town for some time and decided to stop by and see if anything had changed since my last visit. I was looking for some new girls or at least…

Went in on a Saturday around 6. The georgia game was on and this place has a sports bar feel to it so it was a little busy. Probably about 18 to 20…

Late afternoon visit. Not many ladies out on the floor but some in and out of the dressing room, I guess prepping for shift change. I'm rarely around these days, usually short visits and usually…

I stop by this club once in a while, but mostly during the day. Decided to check out the night shift last night (Saturday). What a mistake. $20 to get in (includes a soft drink, no…

Have enjoyed KOD during recent visits. This is partly due to having the proper expectations. This is a no touch club (by the patrons) and lap dances are only $10 but are out in the…

This place is slipping. Stopped by Fri afternoon when I was in the area with time to kill & cash to burn. No cover when I got there in fact the bouncer wasn't even up…

Arrived at Playmates around 11:30 on Saturday night. There was not a lot of parking available, so we had to park on the street. It’s a pretty nice looking club from the outside. Cover was…

I was traveling a bit and when I do I like to stop in clubs being a former dancer. I knew a girl who worked here but she had moved to Florida. She had a…

Formalities When I was there it had a gravel parking lot (I read somewhere that is now paved, I have not yet confirmed) Outside on the right of the door is a smoking area that had about…

Quick review on my last trip to Gold Club. I typically go once every few weeks or so for a drink and a couple dances. I’ve never had any issues paying the $20 cover but…

For those that have met me in person, I can sometimes be a bit of a "know-it-all"... I'm here to eat some crow regarding my questioning other's opinions/reviews of Cheetah. I was in the…

Henry's has been described way too many times . So I'll skip that. I will mention about the drink "specials" they run about every half hour it seems. $5 dollar drinks, buy…

Me and a good buddy came in a Saturday night around 6. Just outside of Houston going to Galveston is Dickerson, Texas. Plenty of parking. Come in metal detector. Cover was $6 when we came…

Stopped by on a day I knew one of my favorites was returning from a short hiatus from the club. Paid the usual $10 cover, sat down and paid another few bucks for the soda.…

I was in Bogotá for a day, and I was curious about the Santa Fe district and their girls. I had read the previous reviews here for this club, which are older than three years,…

This club is the typical Seattle club with crappy DJ and moldy smelling vip area. The layout is nice and the tables are spaced out enough to where you aren't bumping into strangers while you…

First time visiting the legendary Follies. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I had to be somewhere else that afternoon, so walked in knowing I had 90 minutes to 2 hours max. I now understand why…

Update to my previous review of chicas. Last time I went was during the day. During that time I was very impressed by the quality of the dancers, especially given the time of…

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon about 2:00. There were 8 dancers. Six of them were hot, 2 were marginal. The club has 3 stages, but only 2 of…

Came on a Saturday around 2pm. Typically it’s difficult to find parking on Saturday but I gotta lucky and there was a spot right in front. The manager Maybelline was outside having a very loud…

I came here on a Sunday afternoon, my second trip in a month, and second visit ever. I found free parking on the U.S. side and crossed via the older east entrance. I got lucky…

My first (and last time) at Nikita’s was sad. I went after 7pm on a Friday. This place is easy to find, you’ll just need to park on the residence streets or off the main road.…

This was the third time I visited Club Desire. Arrived at about 4:30 and was able to find parking, but there were only a few spots left. Previous trips had been during the week, so…

This relates to a visit back in July, that I tried to post but it did not go through. I arrived about 1:30 pm because I thought the place opens at one o'clcok.…

Thursday afternoon at 5:00 PM. The parking lot was full! I was pretty surprised by this since I had never seen the parking lot full except on a Friday or Saturday night. The details of the…

I went there the day before Labor Day. Was pretty crowded, not really anywhere to sit. Felt bad for the girls who danced well cause no one was tipping or sitting near the small stage.…

Arrived on a Thursday afternoon, parking is hidden in the back from Michigan Avenue. No valet and a fenced parking lot. Walking in through the double doors always trips me up.…

This place has gone down hill in the last few years. The last time I visited was a Sunday early afternoon and I was greeted by no girls dancing and 1 girl taking to the…

As noted by the previous reviewer, Newport is a classic ‘free-lancer’ bar. The location is excellent, in a good area next to multiple bars and restaurants: and the bar has seating in the side-walk…