Gave it a chance, but didn’t even get a chance

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, MA

Work trip; Tuesday night late. Hard to miss as it's located at an intersection. Drove there myself and the parking lot is spacious. Walk in and get ID checked and pat down. 3 dudes in…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, CA

Work trip. 1 of a few for the evening as I strolled down Broadway. $10 cover. Bouncer said it's worth it to come in (of course) and I should have just left when I went in…

I decided to hit up vanity after dark as the last of a trio of venues on a work trip to SF. I had reasonably low expectations given how crappy crazy horse was, and centerfolds…

I went here late summer this year and had a lot of fun. So look, the set up of the place is a little weird. Very small stage. If you're looking for stage work, this…

As per the title, Vanity is as of recently under new management and they're making changes. I previously enjoyed coming to Vanity as a warmup for the night because their Inflation Buster deal was 3…

Saturday evening was cold and after having Ramen, I arrived at Vanity. The bouncer greeted me and told me there were only three ladies who arrived as it was early (7.30pm). I had no place…