Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

Decent club but jury is still out for me

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Mdwguy
Aug 20, 2025, 12:58 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Visted here from out of town and read some decent things compared to the other places in town.

 

First off the club: you walk in and see the bar that curves around. To your left is a curtained room for private dances. The stage is past the bar and surrounded with seats, although hardly anyone sat there. Mostly sitting at bar. Meh layout for dancers to cruise around. It is definitely a smokers club that is for sure. My closed smelled like cigarettes for days after. Not a fan

 

Girls: there was maybe 15 or so girls, roughly half each of latina(mostly Cuban) , and white girls. There were some 8s/9s but id say the majority for me were between 5-7. Ranging from slim to thick and all in-between, definitely a variety to choose from based on your tastes. Although I will say the Latina girls would come up to me abruptly asking if I want a dance which was offputting. Otherwise they were on their phones

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