Reviews

Went back to the Men's Club last Friday night after going to Treasures first. I should have stayed at Treasures. Here is a review of my visit. 1. $10 cover (after midnight) 2. Lots of beautiful women…

I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The cover was $10,…

Alaskan Bush dive has been my go to for awhile. I always have a good time, and the staff is friendly. In the past I’ve been a little nervous to be in the area the…

I've been going to the Blue Moon for years now but have not been going in on a regular basis and have not written a review for it for some time for one simple reason.…

I had not been to the club in several months. I arrived just before 6:30 and was let in for free after they scanned my ID to confirm membership. Domestic beer was $4.50 plus…

This review is going to cover two visits the week before Thanksgiving one on Sunday the other Wednesday evening. I usually don’t visit on Sundays but the girl I was interested in said she was…

I saw that the Godfather Club on Sepulveda in Van Nuys was closed and apparently for good, as another business had converted and taken over the building leave no trace of strip club behind.…

This was my first time back in about 2 years. Cover is still $15 to get in and you have to go through a metal detector to get in. Large club with a big main…

A large group of us headed to Austin for a friend’s bachelor party and our itinerary had the Yellow Rose on it for every day. We managed to get there twice (the first and last…

I’ve been out of the club scene for a few months, and haven’t been back to the Criket in about a year. My most recent visits have been to Flight Club, but I wanted to…

Club is in an industrial park with a large parking lot, well lit at night. Walk in past smoking section and if is afternoon, straight into club no cover. Today 1 barkeep, blonde…

This night I decided it was an early night and would not drive to Cocoa, but instead see if anything has changed in Mouse Town. Some kudos (tongue in cheek) are due to Thee Dollhouse.…

It was the Saturday after Thanksgiving, about 11pm. I was on my way home from the holiday weekend and decided to squeeze in a quick stop at Jen’s. A quick aside, I passed Dreamer’s on…

Arrived at FC around 10pm Wednesday night via Uber so no valet or DUI. Cover was “only” 5.00, and I took a seat behind the bar. Not sure if the cover was lower because…

New Monger here, made an account in July 2019 and mostly just been a lurker. Two part review, as I've been to this club on two occasions. Note that these two trips are my only…

This part of town was pretty sketchy, but the club is ok and I paid to park in a monitored area. Once inside the place was ok - not great but certainly not bad. Went…

Located in somewhat of a secluded area of midtown but very safe. Club is definitely extravagant and theres a steakhouse right next door that's part of the club. $20 cover and drinks were around $15-20.…

Visited on a Tuesday which is reduced dance pricing ($10 topless $20 nude) Parking: parking is available with a valet or on the street. Not sure how much valet is as I chose to park on…

Stopped by Blackjacks this past Monday night around 9:30 on the way home form the airport and stayed for just over an hour. Maybe 8 girls working. 1 aa 2 latina ~5 white Cover was $13 No alcohol served,…

Cricket is Always an easy stop. No Cover charge. Drink prices similar to all other clubs. $8 to $12. Food is usually good. The separate smoking room is nice. The place NEVER REEKs of…

Visiting the area for a few days and thought I would stop by after dinner, around 8. The club looked okay from the outside, a little darker than I would have liked but not too…

If you’re in the area, this club should be a must go. In expensive and laidback. Easy to find. Off Jonestown Rd. You can’t miss it the board is very visible. Unlike many clubs, no…

Plenty of free parking. Walked in after paying my $12 cover. Long bar to the right with several patrons. Three stages active. Fairly dark environment. Sat a a table with…

Made another trip to the Gold Club on a weekday night around 9pm. As usual, there was hardly anyone there. The club itself is on the higher end of the scale, but smoking…

First off, was very annoyed that two kids with squeegees were blocking the driveway. Reminded me of NYC in the 80s before Giullani got these guys off the street. I rolled by several…

I thought there would have been more going on with the construction at IR. The parking lot had a few cars, but when I went inside the place was dead. Ordered the standard $5 beer…

Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20 years ago.…

Visited this place on a weekday afternoon around 2 PM. I was charged a $10 cover. As soon as you enter there is the bar. I noticed that the place was quite crowded for a…

Haven't checked this place out in 6 months. Rainy traffic was bad, so stopped by to see who's there. Paid the waitress $17 for entry and a soda, sat at my usual place at the…

I visited DD around 3pm on a Thursday after spending about 90 minutes at Cheetah having some lunch and waiting on better talent to arrive which never happened. This was my third and…

So I've driven past this place many times but never made it inside until recently. It looks small on the outside. It's even smaller inside. I went mid afternoon and there were…

I saw on the website that a dancer named Chanel would be there. Since I'd danced with a woman at Synn City Of Industry named Chanel, and the clubs are owned by the same group,…

I told myself I wasn’t going to stop at any strip clubs while I was in San Diego on business. However, I went up to Oceanside looking for souvenirs and came across the main attraction…

I am working with a new client in the City of Industry so I’ve decided to check the local clubs out before or after my meetings. A few weeks ago I tried Déjà vu,…

So, I have not been going to PH as frequently as I used too because the newer talents, IMO are lower mileage than the older reliables, who lately have almost all returned to near PH…

Hard to believe that no one has written a review since July about this place. Was in the area visiting an old Air Force buddy and stopped in on Friday afternoon. Found out…

Hit up the mens club on a monday afternoon. Free parking and only a 5 dollar cover plus happy hour was still going on so that was a plus! The club is a decent size…

Good place to spend an hour. Parking is free if you park in the back parking lot. Seems quite safe. Entry is free until 6pm. Then I think 5 dollars Huge club. There is a…

I've always split my time between hi liter and bourbon with hi liter getting the lions share, however due to recent changes I think I'll be a bourbon guy. Went on a Wednesday afternoon after…

A trip to Diamond Doll never disappoints. I parked in my usual spot towards the back. If I had to criticize Diamond Dolls, I would critique them for a lack of shaded parking. The morning…

First time visit for me but I was with someone who visits regularly enough to know most of the staff and a handful of dancers. I would have found the layout confusing if I didn’t…

So its been a while since I was in Lexington, but they have some of the best clubs so I always try to check out at least one while in town.  This trip brings a…

I will say that historically Crazy Horse is way behind Rhino and Sapphire in my opinion, and this visit did not change my mind. The appearance /quality of the dancer is way behind the other…

$10 or less cover, $6 beers, $20 lap dances per song, $100 3-song full-nude Blue Diamond Room, and $250 20-minute VIP. Nice relaxed atmosphere on weeknights. I visited several times throughout the summer, but only weeknights.…

Was working downtown and had time for lunch, so I thought I would swing by Christies and grab a bite with a view. Place was pretty empty, few patrons here and there. I was this…

Not bad for being kind of divey, but it's rather comfortable. Always make it here every time in town. Not that it's very exciting if that's what you're looking for. Beer is cheap by SC…

Well after hearing that Cabaret and other clubs have been raided and closed I thought I'd see if things changed at hott22. Happy to say no and maybe it's even gotten better! So stopped in…

Visited Hong Kong with a couple of work buddies after a meeting in San Diego. It was a bit sketchy walking across the border, the Mexico side was super crowded and we nearly got…

This place can just be so hit or miss. This visit was such a big miss that it will be a good while before I head back. Stopped in on a Monday night around 10.…

Been here a few times and for the most part prefer bucks cabaret which just a ways down the road. While a lot more of the girls here are probably will to give you whatever…

Headed out to Bishop's Corner to see some T&A and finish watching the SNF game. It was my first time there and at first it looked more like a dive bar as no one…

I was in Jax and had a flight the next day so stopped by here. There was no cover when I got there around 530. Unfortunately Was near end of daytime shift. Happy hour…

So I went to check out this place for the first time and it could have been a biker bar as far as ambiance. Don't recall plating a cover and beers were cheap. 6…

Making my way to visit all the strip clubs in Massachusetts... Club Alex's is next on the chopping block. After walking through the doors you are greeted by the bouncers who instruct you to empty…

This is a local club for me. I travel a lot for work so I've been to clubs all over the world. The girls here are generally very hot. I believe it was a $7…

The Mons has been getting some less than stellar reviews lately so I was a bit reluctant to go, but since I was already in Tampa and the Mons is just a couple of miles…

Well I made my first trip up to NNJ since the early 90's to see what has changed up there. Working in Manhattan tomorrow for a day, and I don't waste my time there since…

I was in Wisconsin got Thanksgiving. Brother in law wanted to hit up the 'bar'. I didn't realize he meant the strip club. A few minutes off the highway with a bright sign outside that…

The re-paved parking lot was much appreciated. The club itself remains the same inside in terms of layout. Larger stage in the larger room to the left. Smaller room with the smaller stage to…

I stopped by MHC on a Wednesday night, Thanksgiving eve.  Because it was Thanksgiving eve, my experience was very different from a regular weekday night (or weekend night).  I had a good time and wanted…

Made my quarterly visit to Follies about a month or so ago. Started making my way there before checking what time it opened on saturdays so I didn't know it doesn't open until 1:30. When…

Decided to check out Sinsations before leaving Jax for home on Friday afternoon. It is located near the southwest corner of the intersection of Philips Hwy and Emerson. Although the address is listed…

Went on Thursday evening. Only a few girls, but most of them were surprisingly attractive for such a small club. Unfortunately the club and the bar are separate and you can't drink on…

I returned to Showcase for the first time in nearly three years this past Monday. It continues to be one of the better options in the DC./Baltimore area. I arrived at 10:15pm and paid…

It has been a long time since I’d been to this place and I thought I would check it out again. Things aren’t that much different. It still shares a parking lot with a super…

OK, it has been likely two years since I was here last. Oh how I long for the OLD DAYS. You used to get very high mileage on your bar stool. But on to today.…

All I can say is wow. I am a day shift guy all the way! First of all I had taken out extra dollars. I wanted to ball out and dance with a lot of…

While the location of Peyton's leaves a bit to be desired, overall it's pretty decent spot once you're inside. Drinks aren't bad and the girls are hot. There's the standard huge security guy who checks ID…

Went to the D for Turkey Day and decided to get some pussy day after. Started off at Bogie's got there like 1 pm, and woof, it was bad. 7 women, 5 white/2 black, only…

I walked in around 10pm on a Monday evening (the Monday after thanksgiving, so it seemed fair to be slower than usual). Cover was $10, beer was $6. All of their girls were sitting at…

Returning on a couple Friday afternoons ago from a meeting in Miami, I decided to visit the legend before flying home. Tootsie’s sits on a major street, with a big sign in front and…

Visited on a Saturday mid afternoon. Plenty of parking, safe area during the day, should be okay until very late night. Enter on side, need to be buzzed in, no cover on days.…

I dropped by Leopards Lounge Thursday night last. The parking lot was full. I entered the bar and noticed that it was full and there were many dancers milling around. I paid the $5 cover…

I arrived around 7.Street parking easy to find in front of the bar. Being near the top of a steep hill would always advise using emergency break when parking. Although the weather has gotten…

I had long been curious about Cafe Risque, so I was glad to finally get the chance to check it out for myself when I was passing through Gainesville. In summary though: of the few…

I arrive about 10 minutes before the shift change. I used the $6.00 valet and entered before the night shift, so no cover. Nobody asked me about seating, so I sat at a table near…

Got some time before flying out from MCO on a Sunday afternoon. The club is pretty close to the airport so I decided to check it out. I was well understood the mileage you would…

I'll preface this by saying that it was a cold night and not many people were out, so this may not be a reliable reference. I was in the Lake Geneva area for a couple of…

I made an afternoon visit to Follies recently so I will add to the almost 3,000 club reviews. I arrived around 1:15 and the $10 valet was already set up. No cover at that time…

This review is almost a month old. Work and football season have kept my visits to Follies at a minimum but now that football season is winding up, it's time to start heading back. Can…

Arrived around 330 in the afternoon. parked in front of the club (parking for 15 cars) with large parking across the street. enter through a metal detector but not operating during the day. Bathrooms…

So I am hanging out on a Wed. night at Clancy's, just watching the 5-7pm shift change with great amusement. The girls that are bored are out the door with their rides / friends…

Decided to swing by during a business trip, after dealing with assholes all day. I needed to unwind. The club was busy. It's small, and I didn't want to deal anymore assholes, so I opted…

This club burned to the ground on 02 December 2019 at 2-4 am. Bedford Fire Department stated for news gathering organizations that it was a total loss. No statement from ownership about relocating or rebuilding. I'll…

In Athens after a game, visited the club in late afternoon. Toppers has been remodeled in the previous year and has a totally different layout. Main stage in the middle, bar in the corner, and…

Sometimes timing is everything. Usually I will check the schedule, either the BE twitter page, or another site, to see who might be working. This time, was in the area, didnt check the schedule of…

First, a bit of context. I always visit SCs on weekday afternoons...its really the only time I can get away. This cuts down alot on the clubs that I CAN visit, since many…

I stopped through on a Thursday afternoon and looked at what seemed to be a wasteland, what few dancers were there seemed uninterested and there were none who I found attractive. I stayed and…

Arrived at 730 pm when monday night football as on. About 10 guys at the bar watching the game. Two stages were working, Girls get topless during the stage show and have…

First time at DD’s. Much smaller than I anticipated, having been to the warehouse that is Tootsies and the Deans Gold Club. That said, others descriptions are accurate. I made way way to the…

G2K is non-descript from the exterior and located on an industrial looking block in Long Island City. The area was barren but did not feel unsafe. I visited around 6:30p, cover was $10, coat check…

Visited this place on the popular 5$ Tuesday. Arrived around 1030pm. Wasn't many people there, maybe 12 dances and 12 customers. Plenty seats available. The club is a big rectangle. with 3 Vip…

Been a long time since I ventured into the FC. Was in town for business and thought what the hell let’s have some fun. Drove the rental car and parked in the required…

This club is located on Route 130 just on the northern edge of Burlington proper. Route 130 is a fairly busy divided highway and the club parking lot can only be entered from the southbound…

Stopped at all stars monday afternoon. Bartender was cute and nice but slow on the math skills like others have said. Asked if there were any dancers. Theres was 1 white semi chubby girl that…

Decided to give this place a shot. Heard so many good things. I walk in and the place looks dead. I’m like “are they even open?” There’s no customers or dancers. Finally…

Came here during the daytime, even though at this time of the year the sun sets just after 4pm. Huge parking lot in the back. There was a bouncer employee guy standing outside,…

After a bad experience here back in July, I was leery about coming back to this club, but I ultimately decided to give it a second chance on a rainy Saturday night. Arrived right around…

Like someone else has said, this place is a complete rip off. This is the only strip club where I ever had to pay a cover as a girl, when entering the joint with guys.…

So - I'm now semi-retired and last week started what will be a series of month-long stays in South Florida separated by a few weeks every once in a while back up North. DD's had…