Oasis in the Desert

I visited Teasers again during my annual fly fishing trip. I had been here the previous summer for the same reason. World class fly fishing during the day, and SC’ing at night.

The place is the same as I remember, except they took all the dirty taped one dollar bills off the bar mirror, making the Steer Inn (connected Restaurant / Bar) feel less live a dive bar and less cluttered. There is a touch tunes (a blessing and a curse) and last summer a bunch of us PLs were at the bar early waiting for dancers to arrive and someone locked the Top Gun soundtrack, love ballads and all, yikes. When you pull up to the location I like that there is usually parking just feet away from the door. It’s nice that it’s a ways out of town because it feels very private. Few people are going to stumble upon it, non-serious folk are not going to stumble upon it which is a good thing. Front doors lead to a hallway… Steer In Bar and Grill on the left and the SC on the right. Bathrooms are in the same hall you enter in and are pretty nasty most of the time I have been there and could use some reno. On the SC side at the end of the hall you pay your cover to DJ and enter what is basically a square room with a stage seating and pole in the center and then tables with 2-3 chairs surrounding. There is a back “L” shape area with 6-7 sofas connected to the main room where the full nude 3 for 100 dances happen. There is a door adjacent that leads to 6 or so private VIP rooms. Overall I would describe the club as old school and intimate, which is just right for where it is.

I visited Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday nights. At the Steer In there was a new bartender every night. Two were sweet and easy on the eyes and the third was training. The SC front desk/DJ/bouncer was also new. For the girls, the general profile is the girl next door Montana edition. There are a couple girls with excessive tatts/piercings/boob jobs, but I’d say the main theme here compared to other clubs is mostly unenhanced girls.