Reviews

I know everyone hates short reviews. But this one is easy, DON"T GO THERE. I don't know why I even thought it would be a good idea given previous reviews. Paid $5 to get in.…

Visited Landing Strip for a couple of hours on successive Monday and Tuesday nights. The club is right off the main freeway near the Austin airport. Large parking lot (some paved; some unpaved). Parked and…

I was on my way to blaze but decided since I was in the area I’d check out foxxy. Went around 1:30pm for dayshift. The parking lot was incredibly small and I got in without…

My 5th review since 2015. And I am 5 for 5. I stop in on my way driving home and stay at the Hyatt which is 20 yards from the club and gets…

For those who haven't been here before, a quick guide to the layout: When you enter, directly to your left is a table where $5 cover charge is charged at night, there is no cover during…

Let me start by saying Jordan is amazing. I stopped in about 3:30 on Sunday afternoon. I kind of expected it to be quite and it was. There were a few dancers sitting…

By all accounts, Friday is the best night to visit this place (although you'll have to deal with the live musical entertainment that they've recently started). If you can deal with the increased volume you'll…

Bottoms Up in general: Pretty clean, always friendly, usually fun enough to hang around for an hour or two. If I get there, it’s almost always during the daytime, so I don’t have much of…

Entry-5 dollars Drinks- 5 to 8 dollars Lap Dance- 20 dollars plus 5 dollar house fee I visited Wednesday night around 9 PM. There were about 4 patrons in the establishment and about 8-10 girls working. The…

I decided to finally go to a strip club after many times of convincing myself not to. I arrived at 8pm to a half full parking lot and walked right in. The cover was $19…

I went to blaze today (stopped at foxxy lounge as well), Monday at around 2pm for dayshift. I’ve been once before on Sunday dayshift and enjoyed my time and I have been wanting to come…

In the area, thought I'd check out the free lunch and hopefully see some hottie at the same time. Arrived about 12:30, about a dozen cars in the lot. I went in, paid the…

The club has a nice atmosphere. The layout of the club is small. And the private dance area is small and usually packed with people in it. The music in club is overly…

Finally made it to Flight Club. Overall a decent visit for me. I wish I had some buddies to hang here with instead of visiting on a solo business trip. More on that in a…

I arrived around 1:45 P.M. Parked on the north side of the club, paid the outside attendant $2.00, entered the club, went to the bathroom to the right, walked to the back of the…

Heard so much about this place I had to try it, I get in and I’ve never seen so many women in a strip club in my life. Lots of women many of them very…

I wasn't expecting too much form Syracuse. It delivered on that promise. Went with a group of around 8 guys, most not really club experienced. So, I know what kind of night it would be. Was…

So I was curious to check this place out because of the glowing reviews this club has gotten on and off over the past couple of years. I usually tend to stick to clubs in…

I spent Friday and Saturday night, staying at Hotel Cascadas right on top of HK, so I did not need to book a room to go arriba (upstairs). Lots of girls, probably over a hundred…

Went in on a Sunday night, after a Colt's game. The place was busy, but not too crowded, there were enough girls to go around. Cover was $5.00, you get a ticket…

I’ve been to TJ now 4 times and this by far was my second best experience after my threesome at HK last time! I came in and it was pretty busy. It’s a bit hectic as…

I stopped in on a Monday afternoon at around 1:30. There were about 4 other customers and 4 dancers sitting at the bar on their phones and a couple scattered around the bar talking…

First time back here since the change in ownership to Cheerleaders. Fairly similar type club, but no smoking while there definitely is at Cheerleaders. About 7-8 dancers and real mix of…

Visited during Balloon Fiesta week. I wasn’t sure how much up selling the better clubs would be doing with tourists, so I chose Knockouts knowing what to expect. Walked in and bouncer checked ID (no…

Visited Mister Happy's after a date night. The place is under construction, and had to find (not lit well at night). The area has improved greatly in the past few years- well lit and a…

Second visit to Ebony Inn! It was almost 1 AM and I decided to stop by after wrapping up some business in the Maryland/DC area. This club located on a semi busy street. There…

It appears that the Pussycat Lounge is the next club in line to try and price themselves out of business. First I will cover the basics. There is still no cover charge, so that…

I drove past the valet ($5) on the way in since the parking lot wasn't overly full when I arrived and it was broad daylight so I wasn't particularly worried about my car. It's…

I had a good time, as I often do at this club. It is laid back and everyone is friendly, which cannot be said for a lot of clubs. On the cost front,…

Fantasies used to be my favorite Providence club 20 years ago, so when I had an hour free last Friday afternoon, I chose it over my current usuals. Desire and the Caddy. From what I've…

So, I was driving and getting that feeling like I needed to see some tits before I got home. (Al Bundys voice). I stopped into Synn Beverly Hills. I looked on the website for…

I was semi aware of this place but delayed visiting because I'd only heard negatives. I figured now was the best time to check things out with halloween coming up (spoiler: apparently there are no…

I visited Baby Dolls after a long long time last week on a Friday night. Seems like nothing has changed over the years except it’s non-smoking. Cover was $7 and parking lot is huge which…

Was hanging out with a buddy in North Beach. Since neither of us had been to Little Darlings we decided to check it out. $20 to get in, and there seemed to be…

Arrived about 3pm. Plenty of free parking on street next to club. As always, no cover or booth charge during dayshift. Very dark when entering, took a few minutes for eyes to adjust. Bar is…

So I stopped by on Saturday hoping to see some dancers in Halloween costumes - even though they were offering a 100 best costume prize no one was dressed up. I was early 7:00-8:00 so…

Well the rumors surrounding this place are true, it was recently paid a visit by local LE. As a result, all the back room fun has come to a screeching halt. The dual curtains that…

Arrived about 11:30 on Saturday night. Paid the $10 cover and mandatory $13 drink fee. Always order a water because too much pop gives me gas. Plenty of young, scantily clad girls walking around and…

I returned to Penthouse a couple of weeks ago on a Friday night. In my view, Penthouse remains the best spot in Baltimore for quality and value if you are looking for a more…

Went here with my wife on a Sunday evening. $10 each to get in. We walked in and there's the bar right there with the stage behind the bar and above it.…

Stopped in after shortly after midnight on Wednesday. right off i-84 easy to find. The parking lot is large and well-lit. It was late enough the doorman did not charge me a cover charge. There…

I had heard about this place, so I figured I had to check it out. There was a lot of construction on the building when I visited. I heard from one of the dancers that…

I went in on a Wednesday night about 8pm. The cover charge was $6.50, which I thought was an odd amount. I got a bud light which was $5.50, also an odd amount. I'm guessing…

Arrived around 5pm Valet was $10 they now have a bouncer in military gear that stands outside when the club gets busy to keep it from going over its occupational limit. for an extra $20, you can…

Cheetah is definitely trying to bill itself as a classier type of club within in the city. I definitely would recommend bringing friends who want to have the standard strip club experience here. Valet parking…

Been sitting on this for a month or so, but I cannot imagine it still isn't valid. Called for the limo from Caesars, was not a long wait on this Thursday night (maybe 30…

This was my first visit to an "off the highway" club in ESL. I had driven by before - but due to reading reviews here never stopped. I arrived about 4:30pm and there…

Went this past Friday after going to a comedy club downtown. Had some laughs so now time to get some titties in my face! Got to Eves Tease about 10:00. I was the only…

Went in on a Friday evening at around 9PM. Parking was annoying, had to circle around a couple of times before finding a spot near the Yoshinoya. I've never parked across the street in the…

# This place is pretty cool actually. Came here with a few friends around 2am on a Saturday night, paid $10 cover which isn’t bad at all and there were about 10-15 girls working and…

The girls at this location are very entertaining. It is mostly black girls and one or two latinas. It is parade of booty if you will. The positive first, the place…

Been a long time since I've visited. First there is a five dollar entrance fee. Paid and walked in. The club, described many times in this forum,is nice compared to Akron standards. Long…

I have been slowly hitting various clubs around Louisville. I know it's not exactly a monger's paradise, but you have to work with what you've got. Anyway, I was looking for another club to try…

In the mood for some fresh meat, I made an unusual trip to Desire on a Friday night. I arrived early at 7:30 in the hopes of avoiding an overcrowded parking lot and bathroom, which…

Hi people, This is my first time here ever. I decided to bike it because it was duch a nice day. The neighborhood is downtown so i was in the business district.…

Once you enter, one of the nicest clubs in Tx in regards to surrounding and finish out. Cover was 7 or 8, parking free. Fairly easy to find, corner of 410…

Went with a few friends to try out this place.. for off the cover was $20 and then a automatic $5 for a drink... it felt pretty high especially because of the look of the…

I had only been to RIO one time previously about 2 years ago. I remember from that visit a particularly crazy dancer that once she got hooked onto me (after a couple warm up dances)…

Greetings fellow mongers, A few weeks ago I decided to break the mold and pay my local kandy factory a visit. (Not a manufacturer of confection treats, but one who produces girls named ‘Kandy with a…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening in mid September. Charged $5 to park even though I parked in a $2 spot, but not worth arguing over. Hit with another $5 for a cover charge and…

I have come here before, but it's been a while so figured time for a new review. I went with a friend who is a regular here so he already is pretty well known by the…

This place is amazing for what it is. There are always 10+ Dominican girls fresh off the boat walking around, sitting there, playing with their phones waiting for you to approach them. The older or…

I actually wanted to goto the clubs in Passaic and was driving from Lodi and saw this one. It is actually at the corner of road junctions and just before Wallington starts. I found lot of…

Thought would stop into this place after a long week. Arrived just after 9pm and the parking lot was half full. When you enter the club, the main stage is right in front…

Another Thursday night visit. I arrived pretty late, around 2:30am. Parked my car outside. There was no fee for parking.The bouncer told me they did not have many dancers at that time before I paid…

Stopped here while driving cross country as it is right off route 70. I opened my car door and smelt manure. Then I heard a cow mooing. I laughed that a strip club was here. The guy…

Been going to this club about twice a year for the past 6 years. Pros: At this moment, the talent is the best I have ever seen here. Many of the girls are…

Ok this is the first time I had went and had a horrible experience like this. I flew out the day of just for some play and relaxation. I emailed the hotel ahead of time…

I'm thoroughly convinced that this place is someones tax write off or money laundering scheme. If it were a regular bar I'd understand sort of but as a strip club is just sad. Drinks are…

Stopped in at Adult World on my way up I-81. I like to swing by for a break on my drive. Has been a few years since my last visit. The club is part…

I had some time to kill on a Saturday afternoon and decided to take a trip to Lustys. I was hoping Jaime would be in attendance but she was nowhere to be found. I…

When you walk into jens nothing has changed same bar and wobbley bar stools. No thug element when I was there. Drinks at the bar are still a bit pricey $5 for a beer $5…

I decided to venture out again recently and chose PT's. I don't go to this club very often because it's far more expensive for what someone like me wants than it's worth. If…

This place is a typical old bar with a long bar along one side, a raised stage of about 30”, a primitive lap dance space and music from a box on the wall. Drinks were…

I went to this club when I was visiting detriot during my business stay. I visited this club after about 15 years. It still had the same deals with $10 dances on Monday. The price…

I went to this club when I was visiting detriot during my business stay. I visited this club after about 15 years. It still had the same deals with $10 dances on Monday. The price…

Decent club for group parties, very expensive though. Paid parking $10, unless you can find street parking. Door fee $10. A small stage and 10 seats around the stage. The girls come down by stairs…

I visit Vegas about once a year and usually visit this club. This time I was a little hesitant as I remember my last couple of visits weren't so great (girls not as attractive…

I had not been to this club in quite a while. I first started coming here ~10 years ago when my regular was Kali West and then progressed to Tandy. I took a ride share…

I used to live in Houston and was a Treasures regular for years. Now, I am only in Houston occasionally but stop by when I can. People knock this place some for having…

Heres the deal, I have driven by this place many times and never stopped. The other reviews have been mixed and confusing about what this place is and I was curious. But the…

I came here on a Monday looking for action as I love high quality lap dances from fine babes. Usually when I go to strip clubs, I try to look my best and smell good,…

I was out there on a Tuesday (or Wednesday) evening few weeks back. I arrived there at around 8:30 AM. Cover was $26. As you enter, you will notice that the left-hand side portion of…

After an abysmal time at Ciro's I ventured up to Double Vision. Got there around 11:30 and stayed until 1:30. It is a $10 cover and light beer was $6.50. There were around 12…

This is a very upscale, very clean (I wouldn't call it sanitized per se) club. When I went on a Thursday, there were about 25 or so girls, and most of them wore dresses…

So I was told my review didn’t contain enough detail and therefore wasn’t used. So I’m taking another crack at it. So Beemers isn’t a big flashy club like say Cheerleaders or Ricks (formerly Blush).…

I has never been to this club , but wanted to try this one after reading some pretty decent reviews on the other sites. Not being a  binge drinker and coupled with the fact that i…

This will be my first of two reviews tonight. I have been to Double Vision and Nite Moves in the area before; this is my first time at Ciro's. I apologize ahead of time if…

Be forewarned the access road off of the main roads and 90/94 is RUFF. Potholes everywhere. No cover on a Thursday afternoon, and also no customers. This club has a…

So I was in San Diego for the week for work and I figured I'd go back to the place where I had some of the best memories 6 years ago, Hong Kong! It was…

So after a wasted trip to Pleasant Moments on Saturday night (BTW, those of you who have said that Saturday nights are impossible in that place, you weren't lying, I guess I just had to…

Coming from out of town, read the reviews before hand and knew Chicago wasn't exactly a good value town. After a few drinks decided to take my chances anyway and got an Uber to…

I went to this place for the first time in the middle of the day on a Wednesday. The club was similar to a few in the philly area with the dance floor in…

Came on a Friday night. This club is way out east on the island in Ronkonkoma. It’s in an industrial park area. There is a parking lot but if that’s full there is a lot…

Back in Seattle by air. We avoided the disappointing stops at clubs in Tacoma and Portland of our last trip by flying over them. We debated checking out Lake City Deja Vu but settled on…

This club definitely has the most energy any time I've come here. Music is good, rarely ever any bad songs play. Good lighting that it is dark enough. There is usually seating available but only…

After a meeting in Columbia, I decided to stop by. There was a wide range of types of women for the few that were there. I ended up getting dances from two black girls and…

This is my first review of Desire but I've been coming here probably once a month for 2 years. The times of my visits are really sporadic from midnight on a Saturday to noon on…

So after a pretty disastrous Desire visit, i headed straight to Foxy Lady ( my second visit here). I knew at least I will get some good dances out here and definitely a lot of…

It was a Monday evening and parking lot was empty. Walked into a narrow room paid the entry fee since it was after 8:00pm. Turn right into the main room, there are two bars on…