Reviews

The layout of the club has been previously described. I am just writing to update on some policy changes, specifically regarding Mondays. There is no cover on Monday, particularly in the evening, and there is a…

I didn't know whether to tack this on as a comment or do a review but I figured I'd get lenient approval since my previous posts are pretty detailed about the location and set-up. My typical…

And I’ll show you where I’m going to be spending my money. Long Island city on a rainy Thursday night. It’s in an industrial area, right across from that famous SilverCup Studios sign you see…

Easy to find along a major road (Imperial Hwy) and very well lit up. There was plenty of parking in a safe lot and there were a lot of cars even though I visited on…

Fall is in the air and I needed a warm up. Where else H8 sounds great since I was in the area Again the usual, easy free parking, standard $5 to get in and cozy…

I have to say I’m disappointed with this place. I’ve been here maybe a total of 3 times in as many years and it’s worse every time. In my most recent visit, I was disappointed…

Well I got into town late and decided to check out the Landing Strip around 10:15 PM on a Thursday instead of going to see the girls at Flight Club. To start off, Valet Parking…

I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the…

I keep coming back....I shouldn't because the boring visits happen about 3 times as often as a good, enjoyable visit. The lack of a good time started with the bartender at the end of…

I had not been to DG in a long time. So I wanted to give everyone an update. See other reviews for a more detailed description of the club. DG has not changed a bit.…

So I’ve been to Atlanta twice in the last month or so for work and of course had to stop by follies. This review will be about the different girls I met while in there…

So I got here a little after 1 AM, after my mediocre experience in Bonita. Thank god that this club is not built on dirt road. There are only 3 cars parked outside…

I travel a lot for work all over the US and have been to many many clubs in a lot of states, just when you think you have seen them all, this Bonita Saloon jumped…

Stopped in last friday around 1 130 in the afternoon. Pretty good crowd at the bar. The bar is quite large with poles at both ends. As you walk in there are tables and…

This place is a little too big and nice to be called a dive, but it’s certainly not upscale. So I guess it’s somewhere in between. The main room is very large with…

I flew in on a Monday night and had some time to kill and decided to run back by this spot, I rolled in at around 8pm paid a nominal cover and once again found…

Guidelines specific, Clubber compliant review of a September 2019 afternoon visit to Tootsie's. "Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each. a)One paragraph should describe the club vibe. Mention cleanliness, thug factor,…

Yeah this place costs a lot relative to other options, but if you're careful it can be worth it a lot of the time. I only go every 6 months or so, as I generally…

It has been 3 months since my last club review. I am guilty of 6 of the 7 deadly sins. I recently arrived at the club on the Sabbath at 1:10PM. The club normally opens at…

Was in Japan to watch the Rugby World Cup and and got to Shinjuku early before heading out to the Australia - Wales game so I thought I would kill a couple of hours in…

I came in after work around 1am, the door lady tried to get me to go for the VIP but I set up a cabana. Since it was close to closing the manager upgraded my…

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside downstairs level: When you walk…

Had to pick up a friend at the airport and had got to the area a little early. Decided to stop in to see what the daytime here was like since I mostly have gone…

I was driving down to San Diego and didn't want to drink any alcohol so after doing some top secret reviewer business in L.A. I stopped into Jumbo's Clownroom on east Hollywood Boulevard for a…

Greetings from the Strip, It had been a while since my last trip to the landing strip, but an early exit from work led to a needed visit. I made it in just in time for a…

So entering on a Sunday was an accident that turned out to be great. So on sundays it is happy hour meaning full lap dances are only 5.00 a dance. But let’s back up and…

Went here on Saturday when a friend dropped in from NY. i was planning on showing him our ATLs best club follies but due to few reasons the time of visit changed from 2pm to…

Typical Monday with lots of dancers. Caught a few daytime dancers who stayed over to evening - they were trying old and bad lines on me to see if I was a sucker...they walked…

Went here on a Saturday. On a sketchy end of town near rail road tracks. Paid the evening cover of $5. Sat at the bar and paid $7 for a coke. Found a table and…

I've made 2 visits to Kittens recently. One in the evening and the other on a weekday. I keep going back there because they have the most dancers in the area with some…

Lets try this again because some dumbass who has literally zero reviews keeps flagging my review. I’m sure he’s going to flag it again. he’s got nothing better to do than to sit around and…

Never been to the Cricket before. Thought I’d give it a whirl. Past it twice on mich ave. I blame the rain. Can’t see shit ;) Walked in. No cover, 730. Was a review of…

Came here on a Wednesday night. It’s in a warehouse district in Brooklyn. Area is pretty safe. I parked on the side of the building not sure if you can park there but I did.…

Long Island city on a Wednesday night. I found parking on the street. Warehouse area this the only thing going on in the neighborhood at this time. I come in metal detector get patted down.…

So I just happen to be going by here on a random Wednesday night while I was in the area. Turns out they were doing their calendar girl review. I showed up at 9 o’clock…

Showcase has beautiful women and they have lap dances unlike DC. It’s also one of the few clubs situated between DC and Baltimore. It opens at 9pm most nights. The main drawback is the location- it’s…

It's been quite awhile since I've been to my favorite club in the Midwest, the Flight Club. I used to frequent this place enough to have gotten to know many of those dancers that were…

Went by Ricks last week. It’s is really a step down in clubs and talent from a few of the other clubs in SA. Occasionally, there is a diamond or two in the…

I was in Vegas for few day. I have been to Little Darlings, Spearmint Rhino. So i thought of visiting Palamino, this time. I paid 25 bucks, i got two drink tickets, and i entered…

I visited during the day shift on a Super Tuesday and I was disappointed. Super Tuesday offers cheap dances once a month at this club. Since it's an all nude club, the dancers…

Got here very late on a Friday night, around 2 or so. Parking lot was packed, but still spots open. Very crowded inside. Most booths/seats were taken and many people standing around the stage. $5…

Have had some recent fun times and read the continued good reviews so decided on a mid week stop. Valet is $7,but no daytime cover. Beer is $7.75. This place can get smokey in a…

Haven't visited in awhile and was in the area so stopped in on a rainy night. $8 valet and $15 entrance fee, so out over $20 before you even step in the door. The bouncers…

I’ve never left a review on a visit to Sensations. Previous visits I’ve been much too inebriated to remember much or to be very objective. This place is about a 10 mile drive for me and…

After having fun in an August visit, I thought I'd check and see how things were going there. I should've stayed home. 2 white and 3 black dancers. Only one young black dancer and one white…

In the Charlotte / Gastonia NC area for the weekend I visited the Gold Club in Charlotte on a Friday night and Leather & Lace in Gastonia on Saturday night. This is my review…

Saturday night visit around 10pm. Rolled in and the place was pretty full. The neighborhood is pretty industrial but doesn't feel unsafe. Police are there checking IDs and doing security which is a nice touch. The…

Let's get right to it. The good - plenty of women of all shapes, sizes, colors, and creeds. They rotate between three stages per set, with two songs on each stage...good because you…

Even though I swore never to go back to this “dirty” place, something in me keeps nudging me to try the evening line up again, since I had a memorable time with one cute MILF…

Good location at I10-Baseline exit. Nearby Ramada Inn and Waffle House makes neighborhood safe. Came here early afternoon on a weekday. I had come once before at this time, and lunch was free with…

Club is located in an industrial area near the airport. Went around 3pm on a weekday. Main entrance is actually a side door which seemed strange. Upon entering, there is the "DJ"…

I’ve been here several times before and know that it really is a no thrills club. But they tend to have more attractive women then other local places and every once in a while you…

So I had finished work and decided to check the place out. Parking was free since it was early day shift. When I walked in I bought a beer ($3 + tip) at the bar…

I went into the LS on Friday afternoon around 5:30. It has been quite some time since I have been there but due to the recent positive reviews and intel on a fave of…

So another night at imperial, there were 2 dancers than I’ve seen there regularly, and they are both incredible. The one thing I’ll really give imperial is some of the girls are beautiful, but what…

i have been four times to the new location at the (formerly penthouse) executive club where its been for a couple of months and like it a lot. lido (new name - la rouge) has taken…

On a recent weekend in the Niagara Falls area a friend and I visited DWNR. This review is for Friday night. We entered about 8 PM, cover was $15. Upon walking into the club…

Had two wildly inconsistent experiences at Players Club in Baltimore, a Friday night and what I think was a Wednesday (late September 2019). I'm writing this up based on the Friday mostly because that was…

I was ready for one of my nights in the Shoreditch area, I wanted to go to one of those places where you put your pound in the jar, but I felt it was time…

Been spending more time here lately. I find this club to have an inviting vibe. Everyone here is friendly and appear to be mostly blue collar. Dancers select their own music during…

Went to Divas on a Tuesday having been once or twice before a long time ago, so I had some idea of what to expect but not much. On the whole, I liked it and…

I thought I was going to Executive club but I guess this is Lerouge lounge. Ok whatever. Cover was $40 this changes at 930 from $20 to $40. I had just come from scores I…

Somewhat regular at this club. It’s my go-to when I’m looking for dances. Club is located in kind of a strip mall. Most of the other businesses here close around 5 or 6. It’s at…

Not much has changed at the Inner Room. The much talked about construction does not seem to be happening. They need to spend some money on what is already there. The benches are worn out…

Was in paterson one day round the area so decided to check it out. It was a Wednesday mid day so did not know what to expect. Walk in and sit right at the beginning…

Came in on a Tuesday night just before 9. I was probably the first customer there. I was able to find parking on a weeknight. It is right by the new massive Hudson Yards Project…

Went to go have a couple drinks and chill for an hour. Showed up, got my ID checked then got a beer and went and sat down close to the stage. The layout of everything…

Its been about 9 months since I've been to Oddball. I arrived at 8pm on a Tuesday. After I paid the cover I found that there were only two girls working and they were both 5's…

Was visiting ATL with a group of friends and decide to try Blue Flame since we heard it mentioned in a few rap songs. We arrived around 11pm and there was a line but it…

dropped by on a tuesday night. i’m very picky when it comes to girls. i like young, cute & slim/spinner types. this night, i’d rate at least 3-4 girls an 8+, with at least 1…

It’s been a few years, so I ventured up to Chez Diane as a birthday gift for myself. Things haven’t changed much since my last visit, but that’s not all bad. The usual ring the…

Stopped by the EC on two different afternoons with the latest being Sunday afternoon. Walk into a tiny stage with long bar around it. The club has been updated a little bit with the addition…

After several good rolls at the craps table at Cosmo I was ready for some fun. Called for a car pickup and about 20 minutes later I was en route to the club.…

This club continues to exceed expectations on every visit from the quality of girls, the mileage, and the attentive staff. I visited here last Thursday evening and paid I think $11 cover and I was…

I have reviewed this club a couple of times now. This club is located 8 miles outside of Chico on highway 99. Be careful driving there as it is a busy 2 lane road that…

Raider’s is one of the best. It is just so sexy. The club is just over a mile from the Davis-Monthan main gate with lots of well-lit parking. Although the building is antique,…

Sorry for the delay in submitting this review. I went to the club about one month ago on a Monday evening (I got there at around 10:00). When I walked in after paying the…

The club vibe was good at Bourbon Street GC when I arrived about 9pm on a Saturday. It was very clean with friendly dancers and customers. There were about 15-20 dancers and 20-25…

Visited on a Tuesday. Use to be $5 to get in but now they raised it to $10. Still better then $15 the rest of the week. Talent is always average here, every…

I use to be a regular at Pin Ups. The club to me has gone extremely downhill. it doesn't look like they have invested anything in the club in years. The carpet is nasty and…

Hadn’t been here in what seemed like years as I love the town and the clubs. Very affordable like Daytona but with better clubs. PM visit early, like three, surprised to see a decent selection.…

I found I had a few hours to kill before taking the flight. As Cricket is close and non-smoking, I gave it another shot. Arrived at around 3pm and there were about 10 or more…

I was visiting a friend in Riverside and after several beers he musters up the courage to ask me to go to the strip club with him since he basically has no other friends to…

So I strolled into this place around 2 am on a Thursday night. Area. Let me start off with the area, as most of you know, 4play is located right off the 405 near…

Fifteen years ago on my last visit to Austin, it was a business trip and there were 8 of us. The lead guy took us all to The Yellow Rose, the pinnacle of…

Went in looking for a relaxing place to chill by myself on a Tuesday night. Place is clean with lots of room for people, chairs and tables typical for a bar, but no one was…

I was in town for a meeting and was staying at the casino and wasn’t having any luck so I decided to head to night trips and spend my money there. Got there around 8…

I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon. I know that isn’t prime time for clubs but I have had luck here in the past and thought I would give it a try. I do like…

Went in with $270 in cash, bought a beer & was immediately preyed upon like a lamb led to slaughter. had a sweat young thing sit down & bought her a drink. Within…

Exit 11 is on a fairly quiet street right off of 280 (exit 11 hahaha so funny). There’s parking near the Orange train station or around the corner. There’s also some street parking in front…

Hadn't been here in some time so I decided to stop by and say hello to a few gals and a bartender who is a good friend to me, got there about 3:30 parking…

I arrived at a mostly empty parking lot, and needing to take a piss, I pay the $7.00 cover and head straight to the men's room. There I met a strange immaculately dressed bathroom troll…

I’ve been to G2K a couple times now, both times in the afternoon when they served free lunch with your drink purchase. First, no reason to come for the food. Not gross, but who comes to…

Been going on Tuesday nights recently cause of work. A decent looking bunch of girls 6-8’s. No 10’s. I find a seat on the outside ring of the bar. And try to take everything in.…

Finally got around to visiting the only club with fully naked girls and alcohol. This club has been on my radar for quite some time but never actually took the plunge til now.…

Been here many times, but its been a while since my last visit. The place always services its purpose. If your looking for knockout drop dead women not the place for you. On average the…

This is from my Saturday afternoon visit. I got there around 3:30 and there was just a few cars. I had a pass that I got from Bogart's submission was free. There was only four…

Beautiful Latina girls and nice environment. Good dances onstage and average lap dance. Met a friendly dancer and people seemed to be having a good time. I arrived right as they were opening on a…

I've read the reviews about the SCs in Denver. I'm aware that many TUSCLers are underwhelmed by the options here. Personally, I'm new to the SC scene. I'm looking to have a beer, enjoy…

My first time on Denver's Strip Club scene, and I'm not impressed. Apparently the color of money doesn't matter but race does. All the dancers were Hispanic/latin and most of the customers were as well. Visited here…