Reviews

My rating of a 9 is based on mileage. Wow. Got there just as the day shift was leaving and didn't see a whole lot that I regretted missing. So the night shift starts and…

MBOT. The place is one of the few that lives up to its reputation. Was definitely worth the stop in. The main stage area is straight Hollywood. Has the look and…

Visited PP on 02-11-06, and I had a great time. The club was packed with customers men and women there was about 30 dancers and I am surprised to say the for the most…

I went to HBs last week on Friday - very crowded and tough to get a seat. I did not get lucky with the waitress, way too slow. Some waitresses are better than…

Stopped here first as usual. Small crowd with only about 10 girls working. Carmen is now a waitress which she said she likes a lot more but not seeing her on stage is disappointing. Dances…

It's been a little while since I have been here, but I have friends who have been back and it continues to be great. The bottom line is this.....FRICTION DANCE. This is the…

Stopped in on a Wednesday night. Only 4 girls working and only about 5 patrons in the joint. I was very disappopinted in the quality of the girls and the prices for dances, I was…

Stoped by the mermaid yesterday, they had about 7 girls working most of them have been around for a long time however there was heather she normaly works the night shift but has gon on…

I was in Tuesday during the day. I agree with other posters that Alex's is much better during the day shift. Laid back, free lunch, and beautiful ladies. Contact levels (one way) are at all…

If you like a nonpretentious earthy atmosphere, reasonably comfortable club, and aren't particular about looks, this is your club. Prior to entry, patrons are wanded for weapons. Once inside, fairly spacious 1st floor(2nd floor $25…

There have been some management changes at the Goose and things seem to have improved. The club now has new LCD wide screens and they are fine for big games. The dancers, of course, do…

I have been here a few times and it is great. There are 2 girls I see there primarily. Katie is a hottie and would like to know her personally. Arieon is the other girl…

I went to Hollywood again this weekend and it still remains a place to see better looking girls then other Washington Park fare, but this weekend was sorely lacking in the number of girls and…

I have to agree with Rangerfan11 on the fact that the girls seemed to change as soon as we walked past the doorman. It's like that episode on Seinfeld were the girl Jerry was…

Visited the Mons on a Thursday early evening. Good crowd of women, in various stages of undress. That might be my favorite part of the Mons, after the laps, is just watching the women strut…

I've been here dozens of times and it's a solid 8, there have been times I would rate it higher, too. I think the remodel job was very well done but it doesn't mix with…

Been in the club this last few weeks. Tuesday, Thursday and Friday are the best. Girls are very friendly and the $5 dances are great. VIP room can be fun but depend of the girl. The 2…

I visited the club for the first time on a Tuesday at 4:30. The cover was $5.00 and a mandatory $9.00 drink (no alcohol). When I paid at the door, I was met…

One of the great things about CL is the diversity of women that work there. The "dirty girl" look might not appeal to everyone, but I love the playful, not uptight attitude that quite often…

I visited this club recently on a Wednesday night - definitely not ideal. The combination of a full bar and naked girls was a big plus, and there are lots of tv's sprinkled around…

Was in on Thursday around 11pm... Even though it was very cold out, still very hot inside.... A few too many customers but then again what would you expect when there are so many good…

I've been here 3 times. Its a friendly place with a sports bar orientation. Each time I visited during a weekend day, and there were 3 or fewer girls working. One or…

I went to this club last nite and I was shocked that this place is still in business. All the women were ugly, chubby, old leftover wives or skinny crack whores. I rate…

This place is one of the best places in North Jersey. Has been refered to as having a "Cheers" type atmosphere. There is a huge bar downstairs that has 4 semi private dance rooms where…

For the second Friday night in a row, I headed to Titillations with looking for a good time. I have spent a lot money there as a regular in the past. To make a long…

Went to Treasures early February, on a weeknight. No charge for admission, if you have local ID. Beer is $8.00, whether at the bar or the waitresses. Very good service by all.…

This club had been recommended a number of times to us when we have visited the area. Got to go last tuesday when we were in town. Never had a chance to make…

Went there on a Friday Night late... like 1AM so I guess a saturday morning. It was jammed packed and there were not a lot of hot girls. Like 2 or 3. And many bad…

Sorry for the late posting on this. I was in Houston on business last week and one of the free nights I decided to see what this place was like. My experience was…

Second time at Cheaters; last one was about a year ago. Things have changed a lot. Well, not the club itself, but the dancers. Both times were Friday nights, starting around 7pm.…

Visited Wednesday night around 10 PM. Cover Charge can be eliminaited with their coupon from their website or ads, anyone else's coupon, or they said it was also waived with a hotel key. About 15…

Was in Ft. Wayne a few weeks back for a convention. Stopped in on a Thursday night for the first time ever, despite driving by the club every time I go to Ft. Wayne. The…

Was in the area again, and as per my norm, went both here and the Mons to check out the talent before making my selection. Unfortunately, as I've found lately, 2001 didn't win, as…

This place is a dive. I just returned from a business trip to Atlanta and tried Boomers out as it was close to my hotel and seemed to be reviewed adaquately. I was shocked to…

First off, this place has no bar. The girls were sort of mediocre and there weren't very many of them. The provate dances are behind this retarded short wall thing and there's a…

For afternoons, I like The Viewpoint best in Portland, and I've visited most of the strip clubs. It's worth the trip just to see MONIQUE weekday afternoons. I've been going there for quite a few…

This is my first visit to the new building. It is an impressive structure complete with a valet in the mens room and tuxedo wearing doormen. It has all of the latest lighting…

Returned to this club last week for another enjoyable time. Club runs a special everyday of the week for free admittance for university employees and various other groups. Also no cover before 8pm.…

It's a little dumpy concrete block building behind a truck stop. The beer was cold, and the bartender was by far the cutest girl in the place. Three dancers dancing, nothing above maybe…

Stopped by last Thursday. WOW Jor... is all I can say. perfect bod, great VIP romp......Saw some other new talent, but was so busy with Jor....well you get the drift...

I had not been to the clubs in Topeka for several years, so decided to give them a try. Several earlier reviews had mentioned the cliquishness of the dancers and the steady customers.…

We stopped in last Friday night with intentions of having a couple of drinks before a late dinner and seeing a band.... Somehow got sidetracked by the goings on in this club.... Was approached by…

Was in there agian friday. good atmosphere as always i reall like the 3 stage serup, girls everywher! a lot of girls working 8-10's lowets was a 5 but she was about the…

After a horrible visit to Willie's a way up the highway, headed here to see if there was any local culture worth sampling around Billings. While a definite improvement over the competition, still…

Went on a Monday afternoon. No cover. Very good club. Six dancers, about 5 customers. All dancers were black and OK to very good looking 5-8. Got several table dances from several dancers for $5…

Stopped in here reciently. I'd have to say that this place didn't have a good look to it, thought i'd give it a chance though. To start with this place was tiny, i…

Been to the Mons many times, was in the area recently so had to stop in. Overall, it probably deserves better than a 6, but it gets graded on the "Mons" scale, rather than…

Some may not like the setup of this club, it's basically just a wharehouse with a bar, stage, & vip rooms. But, it works. open space, even when it's packed, it dosn't feel…

I had never been to this Portland institution. It's a dark little hole in the wall, but it had a really friendly, neighborhood atmosphere. The beer prices were reasonable, and the dancers performed…

Have been in this bar/club last week. It's a prettly downscale place. Only two girls are pretending to dance, but have more difficulties in getting their self-burnt CD started. Gives a flavour of the amateurism in…

Phoenix is normally a low-mileage kind of town. Hi-Liter provides good mileage in a very classy and friendly environment. No cover charge during the day and 2 for 1 drinks on (I think)…

Well continuing with our titty bar tour of Michigan, it was an obvious choice to hit Henry VII. We went on a Friday night and the place was pretty crowded. There was a good selection…

I visited the GAB a couple times recently, both visits in the afternoon (only the topless side is open then). They have $1 drafts from 11-2 and 2-for-1 after that. Dances on the main floor…

This is an ok club. Not a bad place to spend some time, but certainly not a top of the line joint. Kind of like watching single or double A baseball when the…

I have lived in the Baltimore area for over 6 years, and never stopped into the Ritz. Decided to give it a try on my way home recently. Visited on a Thurs night…

Hard to believe that no one else has reviewed this place since my last attempt. I have to do it now because the changes since my last review are all negative. The (only)…

Stopped in earlier this week and had a great time despite the club being a little slow. Had dances from January, Dawn, and Andie, and 2 of the 3 were great. Andie was impressivley lame.…

This is still a good fun club to visit, but since their big bust in october, this club has not been the same. They are very stringent on their rules, where as before this…

I'm kind of at a loss on how to rate this place. It's a dump, the girls are not very good looking, there is no booze and it's definitely NOT a place to go…

Whoa.. What a dive. Check your knives and guns at the door and keep a close eye on your car. It is definatley a landmark, but has seen it's better days. It is…

This place is near the stadium and I gave it a try one Sunday night after a big game. The place was packed with dancers (6-9 range) and customers of both sexes. I…

Went to this club a few nights ago (Wed.) around closing time (got there like 1am). Very spacious lay out to the club and after we paid our 8 dollar cover we got a…

I was in here with a couple of buddies on a recent Friday night from 7-10 PM. There must have been 20 girls in rotation in the 5-8 range. Cover was a reasonanle…

I took my wife to Wendover for a night out a couple weeks ago. It didn’t take long before she was board with gambling and wanted a lap dance. This club is only…

When you walk into the Red Garter Inn, you aren't really sure what you're gonna get. The cover is low, but the place just isn't that pleasant. It isn't until after a few…

This is an interesting place if you have never been here. Cover is $20 and you get two soft drinks. It is nude on stage. One large stage in the middle of the bar. Each…

Gave this club one last chance a little over a month ago and sadly this visit was no better then my last one. The good news was it was a Wed night so I didn't…

This place is dead. Few dancers, few customers, poor service. A long skinny room, that seems to have seen better days. I didn't pay a cover, the one good thing. But…

This is a very dark club that doesn't have the greatest ambience. There's one large stage in the center of the club with booths along the walls for lap dances. Topless dances are…

this has always been a relaxing place to go. the place was remodeled to add a vip room which was a nice improvement. the old vip area is not just stadium seating , however, a…

I was back in the area again for the first time in a year so I had to see what was up at Emerson's of Rock Hill. At first I didn't see anyone I…

I stopped by here in the afternoon pretty busy for a thursday.This place is pretty worn out as is some of the dancers but there are still quite alot that are attractive.Got a few dances…

Not the best or worst club I've been to. The other posters are on generally on the mark.Jade is worthwhile, and another girl named Amber was nice too. I'll come back when I am next…

Back to HB's after a bit of a sabbatical. Toured the former eastern bloc this evening, started with a Bulgarian lass with dark hair and those F me shoes and legs to the ceiling,…

Have been to Royal Palace twice in the last month and have had a good time each visit. The girls are generally cute; there's only been one or two I didn't want to see…

This club not only has the most beautiful girls, it also has the best atmosphere. The girls are fun, not pushy. I spend a lot of time in this club and knw the place…

Lots of high schoolers here as you would expect for 18-up. Open until 3 or 4. The girls here are of above average quality. Goes to topless after midnight. The dances are so-so even in…

Dropped in last week after an absence of about 20 years. I was the only customer. There were 8-10 dancers. I found most of them attractive, when they were performing on the…

Stopped by one evening last week while in town. This is a great dive bar. This place is hit or miss and it was a hit last week. 4 young (20's) petite ladies with great…

This remains one of my favorite clubs of all time. It's gross. It's grungy. But it's full of girls who're gonna let you play with their breasts for the standard lap dance…

This place is weird. It's not really a normal strip bar in a conventional sense. There's not really an area where you can kick back with a drink and just relax. The…

Still think this is the best bet in the area - unless you are looking for diseases on the Block. Full nude heavy grind for only $30 and all the beer you can bring.…

This is a great club. Feels upscale and not sleazy at all. You'll see quite a few couples here. The women are really hot and the lap dances are pretty damn good…

This is not a bad place for Washington, DC, although it pales in comparison to the better clubs in other states. The dancing is all nude. You can get up close to the…

Went by the Inner Room on Monday afternoon around 1:30. Place was fairly empty. There were about 8 girls and 5 guys in the place. I sat at the bar hoping for a drink but…

Went Thursday early evening, was more crowded than I expected. 10-15 dancers working, most looking great, a couple 5s, though... Met this one friendly gal, Raylene, I think her name was. Much…

I don't understand why this place is always crowded. Yes, the girls are nude, and are good looking. But that is about it. It is overpriced. The tables are far away…

This review is based on two recent visits., and overall, I'm pleasantly surprised. The club is not large, but it does seem clean and has a bit of an upscale feel. The first thing you'll…

I stopped here during day shift two days ago and was mildly disappointed. Door fee is $5.00. There were one or two good looking women, there were two horrendous looking women, and there…

Just returnd from the PH my alltime favorite club (and I've been to quite a few all over the country). About 20 girls working ranging from 6 to 9's. The dollar parade was as normal but…

Had a great time last thursday night, saw (translation, had a wild time in the VIP) one of my faves, Skie, and had a dance with another hottie, Kitty. Just needed to relax a bit…

Update. This is not the only choice for a full nude club in Cedar Rapids any more. Stopped in on Monday evening. Very small crowd and only three or four girls working.…

Stopped in about a week ago, 3 new dancers present. Chloey, Kylie, and Desi. Desi approached right away for a dance, I declined as I had just arrived. She said ok and walked away. Some…

Wow! What a great time! Went last night(WED) and enjoyed free entrance from entering sister club earlier in the night, $2 anything(every Wednesday)...meaning any drink, your call...$2. Also on stage enjoyed some…

Still my favority club in Akron! It has the right combination of decent price and decent girls, and available booze to keep me happy. Visited thursday early afternoon and the bouncer was nice…

Every last friday of the month is "legs and eggs". Place opens at 6 am with free breakfast buffet and bloody mary specials. Most of the best dancers are on for this event. Have a…

Stopped by my downtown favorite at the weekend, as I'd heard that there was a new manager in charge of things, and I wanted to see what had changed. And I soon learned that the…

As with most atlanta clubs I have been to, it costs armm and a leg to get in. I parked out by the road and walked up, the parking attendant said it was…

went in at about 11pm on a monday night. There were 3 dancers who were "dancing" the rest of the girls were in jeans and sweat shirts. None were more than a 4-5.…

Visited Rick's on a recent Tuesday early evening; I believe I left about 9:30. There were more dancers than customers. My first dance was from Missy, who, believe it or not, had won…