Crappy corner bar but with boobs

Had some time to kill so I dropped in. Chick at the door cut me a break and skipped the membership BS and let me in for $5. Could be a good dive bar, with that "untouched since the 80's" vibe, but I think you could say the same for the dancers that night. Each was a bit saggy, and just going through the motions. One too-old-for-this brunette came by and tried to talk me into a lap dance. I asked about the rules, just out of curiosity. No touching for $25 a song. I wanted to say I'd pay $30 not to touch her for a song, but didn't want to be rude. Some advise to the owners: quit trying to make this place sexy, rip out the stage and put in a couple of big screens. It would make a good place to watch the game cause it's a lousy place to watch women.