Reviews

Crazy Horse 3 is south of the Strip, across the street from the new stadium. They offer a ride service, like most big Vegas clubs, but when I called on a Sunday evening I was…

So, went this past week and had a good time. Basics first. Entered and paid $8 fee. Walked in to the club. Single main stage up front with one girl dancing, almost a dozen others…

Mine Hill Township, NJ. Friday night around 9. Perfectly safe seeming suburban area on Rte 46. Drive in, a few cars in the parking lot. Parking no issue. Walk in through the door on the…

Had an opportunity to stop into Lusty's Friday to check out the talent and see if Jamie was plying her talents. Not much has changed here over the years except for the faces. Seating still half…

Matawan, NJ. Friday night. Just came from Ragtime. This place was closed for a while during Covid. It's back up and running. In a suburban kind of area, seems fine to me. As I was…

Woodland Park, NJ. Friday night. Just came from Frankie's Rest a Bit Tavern. I came here prior during Covid times but the parking lot was so dead I didn't even bother going in. On this…

I thought I'd check out the club about 4 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. (I saw the reviews, but I had enough good memories from OG that I thought I'd check it out myself.).…

After leaving Old Glory Daze I decided to stop at Lusty's why I do not know. I guess I wanted to feel depressed. From past reviews you know this place is a dump and it…

Ricks is my favorite Strip Club in NYC. The vibe is really chill and the ladies are usually fun to chill with, even on weeknights. It can get pretty packed even on a random weeknight…

This place is infamous. It has provided me with some great material. Some people say spending money at clubs is a waste, but this post will serve as proof that it is time and money…

Stopped in mainly for recon. I didn’t walk in with much money and didn’t intend to crack the ATM. Just wanted to see the talent. The club is actually large and comfortable, plenty of seats and…

Went in on a weeknight a few months ago. In from out of town. Had been in years ago, when entrance was on O Street. It was mostly shitty, but had a couple of gems…

It looks like quite a bit of the dancers (and customers) from Sinbad’s/confidential have decided to set up shop here now. Went because it was supposed to be open and busy on a Sunday…

If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like driving in Clearwater,…

Visited on wed. night. Entered, went down the stairs. First issue I had, I was asked for my ID, usually don't ask for that. Wed. night is free for members, I was asked if I…

OK OGD is my fav Akron dive bar. I will not describe the bar since it has been covered before, but I do like it since it is small and you are near all the…

### The Venue ### I have heard things about the Daily Planet and I had to go see it for my self. The road (roads) leading into this place are narrow and a little crazy. Go…

I review this place often, but it's because it is open at convenient times for me. Noon until 8PM. They claim they would stay open later if they had enough dancers willing to…

I decided to do a dive bar crawl in Akron on this day. I stopped in to CW around 3 PM not expecting much and I was right. They don't open until 2 PM. Went…

The club information is largely copied from my prior reviews, last one in January, with a couple of edits. As others have stated, it is in an industrial area but safe. There is valet parking, I…

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm. Space in the parking lot. There were…

Wow. What can I say. I used to be a frequent guest at local strip clubs. Over the last year I curtailed my activities. I was near kittens and decided to stop in for a…

COMING IN (largely unchanged) My employer already had me in metro Frankfurt for work, so I decided to take advantage of a day off. I arrived at FKK Sharks at 3:30 on Friday, via the German…

I went to the Hideout at 21:30 on a Saturday night. The club is located about four and half miles west of Interstate 57 in the soybean fields across from a chemical plant. The Hideout…

The Play Pen is only open on Friday and Saturday nights from 22:00 to 05:00. There is a $10 cover charge at the door. As long as you are eighteen or older, you are allowed…

Hello everyone, it’s been quite some time but my adventures have slowed recently but on this Friday afternoon a few weeks back I decided to make a trip to my old stomping grounds of flight…

Pandoras is my go-to in Seattle. It has the best mileage out of any club I've been to. I went in last Thursday and had a pretty good time. The cover is $20 and dances…

Stopped in on a Wednesday night (only open W-Sat). Had been to this place one other time. Was hoping that it had been upgraded. There was a desperate white blonde with white knee-high boots back…

I showed up at about 4pm and the club was kind of crowded but that didn't last long - ratio was about 3 or 4 customers to 1 dancer. By 5pm it was pretty…

This is my favorite club in Baltimore. It is spacious inside, so you rarely have to fight a crowd and can usually find a seat to your liking. It is also upscale without…

Had been in a few years ago. Thought I’d try it again after seeing the prominent ad in the Pitch (the local alternative mag). It is an old building in a tough part of town,…

When I arrived just before 1PM the parking lot was pretty empty. Deon, the door guy, greeted me and let me in free of charge. Usually $10 and at some time later in the afternoon…

This is the old Royal Palace place, for those of us who have been in DC for a while. It changed over a while ago, but with Covid and all, this was my first…

I've visited the Belle Starr numerous times in the past. Stopped in again on a recent trip through the area and the experience was pretty much the same as my previous visits. The…

The club is in an industrial area with car dealerships and such on the east side of the city. It is easy to find and get to, being on a main road. Parking…

Arrived on a Saturday night to catch the fight and luckily one of the guys in my party reserved a table ahead of time. Told the bouncer outside we have a reservation so we skipped…

Visited early afternoon on a weekday. There were maybe 10 customers, 8 dancers (though I may be off a bit). No valet, no cover, no ID scan. The location is convenient to I-205, and not far…

It has been a while since I went to the palace so some things might have changed. The first thing about this club is that the parking absolutely sucks. You basically park on the side…

I think I said in my last one or two reviews I was done trying with this place. But, here I am. Once again feeling optimistic enough to go again, once again disappointed. You would…

Alrighty fellow strip club visitors. I went into Kittens Wednesday late afternoon solo. There were about 10-15 girls working with about 2-3 of them being below a 6 ( on my standards). Plenty of variety…

Maybe it's me, but it was so loud in here I could barely make out how much a wristband is upon entry. It's 20 cover, and $15 for the lap dance area. I…

This is the first time I visited 'take care of yourself' joint. I was expecting an ordinary lap dance but it was something else.. (maybe I should have done some research) I visited around 11 pm…

Came in on a Sunday right after i landed at LAX. I was looking for some fun time and or extras. I've been here a few times over the years. It was…

I was there from 5 to 12pm. $20 valet or $10 self park. After finding a seat (fairly empty, more dancers then patrons) ordered a burger,the special and a drink $20.Music was loud but not…

Stopped into the Corral about 1pm. The club is pretty small and very straightforward. Large open square area with one stage dominating the center. Private curtained off dance areas are along the perimeter to the…

Stopped in for lunch at noon. No cover here usually unless there is an event. No ID check. The place is poorly lit, and if it is your first time there it can be confusing.…

I went there one night after a party with a friend. We sat there with a lot of expectations but the $30 cover charge seemed to put us off initially.The location is pretty weird; as…

Came by here on a Saturday night after winning 1k in my weekly poker game. Decided to drop by because I wanted to see Cora who I got a dance from a few weeks before…

Was in town for work and had a meeting near the airport. A buddy told me about this place and I checked it out late on a Thursday afternoon. The club layout has been detailed…

So at this point in my strip club visiting career, this is THE club I end up going to whenever I’m back in Dallas. I’m sure there are other great clubs in Dallas but I…

So entrance was 20 mil (aka 20,000 pesos). Each drink was roughly 25k including lady drinks. When the guy changes your 50k note for 2k notes (to tip), he keeps 6k - this is standard…

Was in mood Went in found a corner Place was jammin All types of girls came in I prefer usually busty Hispanic or caucasian and found plenty I usually spend a lot of time talking and try…

I was out in the Pittsburgh area for an event and decided to stop into Beemer’s as it was within a reasonable distance from my hotel room. I don’t know the area very well,…

Interesting place. It had a silver criket (if you’ve been to Detroit this will make sense) feel to it. First off gps took me to the nearby deja vu which was closed early afternoon. But…

I went with two friends after one got broken up with. It was my first time. We went Saturday around 8 and it wasn’t very busy at all. Parking was nice, I like the wall…

Went in with a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in around a year. I think we arrived around 830 or nine. Seems like a good time to arrive -just remember if you…

I went to a strip club with a group of my buddies for my first time. One of them has been here before and raved about the girls. "Kittens Cabaret" they said... it made me…

Went in on a whim fairly late at night after a night at the bars. The doorman is very welcoming and walking into the club is a pleasant experience. Had a mandatory coat check for…

During my business trip I stayed on the "poor" side of the Galleria. From Westheimer road you can see three strip clubs, Vivid, next to Polekatz, and then at the end as Westheimer bends is…

After several more visits here and having a chance to experience the club during the the daytime, this is what I've come away with. I got a membership for club lust and believe it is worth…

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "Quick Notes" just below, and then "My Visit" and the "Dancer Notes" sections further down. Everything else is boilerplate content for those who are new…

First time going to club. It was $15 to get in which was cool. I was greeted right after paying by a gorgeous girl. She definitely marked me cause as soon as I sat Down…

I went to Wonderland (and the LIDO Lounge) around 7:30pm on a Wednesday. To say that it was dead would be an understatement. Only one (1) girl working the LIDO lounge in the back and…

I've been visiting Night Shift 3-4x/months for several months now. I would say it is my primary club for relaxing, but it's not my primary club for dances. Read on. Night Shift used to open at…

Very Smokey and loud. I went with my husband and no girls approached us—I had to initiate which was never the case in the past. I felt ignored even though I was tipping the dancers…

Playhouse is located off route 130 (2 lane busy road). The bright pink building should stand out. Plenty of parking and when you enter the door they’ll be a second for less than 5ft away…

Thanks to the reviewers here I was prepared for the drill at Kittens. No alcohol, so I started my night next door where they had some mediocre live music, but a good selection of beers.…

I decided to warm up from the cold with a little female companionship, so I called to see if this place is still open. I confirmed that they are still there, though the website is…

Fose II (Dos) is located near Centro Commercial Premium Plaza in Central. It’s slightly north of Club Isla and Club Gusto. The cover on a Wednesday evening was 20,000 COP ($4 bucks). The…

Stopped in last Friday for the first time. Club is located downtown Denver and there is a large parking lot dedicated to the club. We entered around 10pm and found the place to be fully…

Arrived at 17:00, guess it is a very unbusy time to visit. Cover is $10. There were less than 10 gentlemen there, so pretty quiet. There were 3 beatiful dancers. 3 is a low number, but…

So I work as at this club- the prices of the lap dances have gone up. VIP "credit card fees" and "taxes" can upcharge the price of the room where that money doesn't even go…

I was in Youngstown the beginning of October and decided to stop in on a Friday evening. It is really two clubs, topless in the front and nude in the back (they call it the…

This was my first time at a strip club and I definitely left wanting more. I'm not sure how real hobbyists feel about flashdancers, but as a first timer it felt like a good…

I was there from 10:30 pm to 12. SETTING The freestanding building off of 140 is easy to see and has an ample, lighted parking lot. Upon entry, my charge was $5, with no ID check or…

Stopped by here on a tip Saturday around 10. Place was busy, lots of customers, a decent number of girls. TBH, wasn't very impressed by the quality of the girls. All of the seating was…

I'll use the local currency. Entrance fee is R100 for men, R50 for women. If you use a card, you cough up a 10% fee. The women are smoking hot, but some can be persistent if…

Was staying nearby in Humble on a recent Tuesday night, and decided to check out the "nearby" club instead of a slightly longer drive to the St James. Had never been here before. Arrived about…

This place is huge. And for mobility impaired patrons it has a very nice and long ramp up to the front door. There is lots of room in here and it has a big stage…

Popped into this place on a Thursday after happy hour when I had a little time to kill. It was about 7:30 and the parking lot was pretty busy compared to what I was expecting.…

My girlfriend has been begging me to take her to a strip club as she has never been, so we were passing by Stateline and I figured we would check it out. I have not…

As a dancer I went in with some friends as a customer who had never been to a full nude club. I went in on a Monday after 2am. The place looked beautiful but it’s…

I went here 3x during my last business trip. I didn't have a lot of meetings so my intent was to hit as many clubs as possible. In terms of service, Treasures is…

To avoid rehashing what has been repeatedly reviewed will give my general impressions; - the club is not as busy as it had been pre- COVID, on most all nights in the past it was elbow…

Whenever I am near Providence I will always make an attempt to stop here. If you are not looking for ultra attractive dancers, good mileage and have some patience this place is worth the stop.…

First time back after the pandemic. Parking is good but the front door is on a very busy road. If you are driving south you have to go to the next road and…

Been a while since I was last here and decide to visit since I wanted to watch the world cup and football, while looking at babes during commercial breaks. Not much has chance since I…

Swung by on a rainy Sunday afternoon to see what the scene was like. Had been a while. The bar has not really changed from years ago, still friendly and easy going. When you walk…

Went on a Friday night with some friends. I am a bit new when it comes to clubs, but my friends were professionals. Drinks were a bit pricy and they require you have one in…

This review is to provide accurate information and review of my most recent experience 1st the important stuff…. Because of inflation, this place has increased prices of everything. Cover charge is $22 Lap dance is $30…

Overall I had a fun and comfortable experience. I do wish I'd gone a little later--there were maybe 15-20 dancers tops while I was there. I called the club around 6PM on a Saturday to get…

First time here since covid. I can see why the place hasn't had a review since June. Only 4 dancers working and 2 of them were AA. There was a Hispanic woman (possibly Brazilian but…

Was in Indy for a meeting and saw this club down from my hotel. Thought I would give it a shot. The selections I made were average for an average place.…

$10 cover plus $5 soda with free refills. Went in around 10pm on Saturday, parking lot seemed to be almost full, and probably 8-10 customers inside. Stage in the middle of the room, $5 tip…

I decided to get out of my normal Baby Dolls routine and venture out to see some clubs that I have not been into in quite sometime - Chica Bonitas, Chica Locos, Spearmint Rhino, and…

Came here to celebrate my birthday(October 30th) and was definitely was not disappointed. Don't know the situation bout parking since I decided to park in a plaza parking lot adjacent to the building so I…

I decided to get out of my normal Baby Dolls routine and venture out to see some clubs that I have not been into in quite sometime - Chica Bonitas, Chica Locos, Spearmint Rhino, and…

The place is right next to yoshinoya and shell gas station off hacienda and valley blvd. 20$ to get in 10$ with a pass. 120$ for 15 180 for 30 VIP 3 for 40 la dances 10$ drinks Came…

Cheetahs has been my goto for years.. stayed away when covid hit.. Lost contact with some old friend there.. I like the day shifts as I feel mileage is better than evening.. In the evening…

Playhouse is a pink building right on Route 130. There is always plenty of parking. When you first walk in it takes your eyes a while to adjust because it’s very dark. At…