Tuesday Happy Hour Meltdown

If you’re looking for a quiet place to scroll through your own phone in the dark, this is it. I dropped by Cheetah in Pompano at 6 pm on a Tuesday, expecting some "in-season" South Florida energy. Instead, I found a ghost town.

​The Atmosphere (or lack thereof)

​The logistics started off fine: $2 parking and no cover, which is a fair deal. Inside, the layout features one main stage and three side stages, but they were mostly decorative during my visit. Despite it being peak season in Florida, the "action" was non-existent.

​The Service & Talent

​There were about 20 dancers on the floor, mostly ranging in the 6-7/10 category. The real issue, however, wasn't the look—it was the attitude.