Reviews

I’m deliberately trying to review times of the day that few others have talked about. I popped into Wax at about 1 pm. I didn’t come in looking like money on purpose to see what…

I must be the only reviewer keeping this place in business. Location. Off a main strip, not far from the Bristol bridge or 95. Extremely easy to get to and convenient area. Lots of stores…

General club details; $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage back of the…

First trip to Philly area since 2019. This is my first time trying this club - probably last also. Far as I could tell, this is a black club, which is my preference.…

Club 390 is my go to when in the Chicago area. Parking lot seems secure and safe. Walk into club and there is an place to cover, but i have never seen someone there. Just…

I have not been to Fannie's in 10 years or so and was pleasantly surprised overall. The fact that it is open on Sunday is a big plus as there are few places around…

Hadn't been here in a while but was in town with friends and we settled on this place. A couple in our group have some nostalgia for the Rhino and its been more good than…

I used to be a regular here back in the day prior to COVID. This review will cover a series of visits last week Su-Wed so you'll have a good sense comparatively of each…

2nd visit on a Sunday night. About 10$ uber ride from the strip. Got the promotional free entry (in order to get that you must not take your uber to the club, i took an…

It was late at night and I had always wondered about these types of places. I parked my car on the adjacent residential street and headed inside. I was greeted by a beautiful woman with…

When you walk in its the usual darkly lit place with a quick step through a metal detector. There is 2 bars on the first floor and 1 bar on the second floor which they…

I dropped in at Scarlett‘s with a friend around 2am on Thursday night (technically Friday). I sat at the car and ordered a drink. Immediately, a somewhat curvy but still hot Mexican by…

I heard that The Raven had reopened, so I stopped by on a Sunday evening to check out what they had to offer. The layout is same as it always was. A rectangular bar surrounded by…

I was in Philly for work and finally freed myself up to escape to a club shortly before midnight on a Tuesday in December. This was my first trip to Delilah's, and I was generally…

Went on a Tuesday night about 6PM. Slow to start maybe about 10-15 rotating girls but picked up about an hour or two later to total of 25. Nice mix, although little low on the…

I stopped by Sinsation's on a recent afternoon. The parking lot is relatively small but I had no trouble finding a spot. If the club was crowded, I can imagine that parking would…

While I am in the Chicago area frequently for business, I'm often way north of the city in the suburbs, 1/2 way to Wisconsin. On this trip, I was lucky to be based in the…

I hadn't been to the Rhino LV since early 2017 as I had really settled into a preference for Sapphire's during the pre-pandemic years. Since I would go to Vegas about once per year, this…

Came in on Saturday night about 10PM, stayed a few hours. Cover was $10, tipped the pretty girl working a few dollars, no license scan. Upon entering the club, the stage is to your left…

Went here at about 7. I think they had just opened. There was a promo that said no entry charge from 7-9 maybe. Checked in coat. Then went in a sat at the bar. It’s…

Went in around 2pm on the weekend and the place is in a strip mall with a smaller parking lot, so it looks like it would fill up quick on weekend nights. Inside the building…

I've been going to the strip club less lately so it's been a few months since I've hit up Sugar 44. A lot of times when I go it's day shift when I need to…

I was at the Spearmint Rhino on a Sunday evening couple of weeks back. Previously, I used to take the limo. But I saw numerous comments saying that the limo does not get you a…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. Free parking. Plenty of parking. Door girl took $6 cover. Inside, there’s a u-shaped bar to the left. Main dance stage is far right. Assortment of seating in between. No…

DD Manville is the old Frank's Chicken House building that's been there forever. It's pretty easy to get there off of 287, if you're coming from the north your GPS will take you down…

After a less than stellar week of work, I needed a little bit of relaxing time and no better place than the local boob bar to satisfy the itch. Arrived a little after 1:00pm on a…

OTB is a decent club in terms of the layout, personnel (nice bartenders), and level of activity - it's rarely crazy busy so is pretty relaxed. The tip walk is irritating and in my…

I had a pretty relaxed agenda on Valentine’s Day. Late morning, I got a text asking me if I was coming to the club today. I hadn’t planned to, but I had free time and…

So I finally found some time to visit this place on a Wednesday Aftrenoon around 5PM. Located in a residential neighborhood. Corner build with a small patio I guess you can say in the front.…

Found myself on the westside of the state and decided to head to Kzoo to check this place out. Parking lot was large with no valet. Cover was 10 and domestic beer was…

This review is my visit to the Vue nearly a year ago. I remember many details of the club and its prices though. I visited the Vue in the afternoon when the parking lot was…

Purple square building in industrial area. A bit seedy but I've never felt unsafe. Plenty of parking. No cover before 7 PM. Rectangle bar with stage surrounded by bar. 2 poles.…

You get hit with $10.00 Vallet before you enter the club. The door bouncer stated seating would be at the bar which was on the far right side of the bar next to the Dj…

Hadn't been to Stateline in about 5 or 6 years, probably wont be back anytime soon. I figured going in on a Saturday night would mean the varsity lineup would be gracing the stage. If…

Bridgeton, NJ. Saturday night after midnight. Way down in south jersey. Almost out in the boonies. The only thing next to, behind, across the street from this club is the sticks. Walk in, two bouncers…

Fairless Hills, PA. Saturday night around 10. Wanted to check this spot out, never made it before it closed. Good location, a lot of stuff here on Lincoln Highway. Plenty of parking all around. Multiple…

This is my local spot. It's just a 15 min drive away from home. I've been having a pretty rough time at work since November and this week was the worst. The new owner made…

Pink building, lots of parking, nestled between the Dollar Store and Dollar General. If you're driving too fast on 130, you'll miss it and have to turn around. Long rectangular bar that takes up most…

I'll spare you a detailed description of the interior, but it's a U-shaped or horseshoe shaped bar, with a stage at one end and the bathrooms/dressing rooms at the other end. I'd expected a…

I have been frequenting Mario’s for a few years now as I think it provides the best bang for the buck outside of Providence, though ymmv. It is located right outside of Worcester and about…

For $50 you can get a topless dance with good mileage. A few of these dancers were gorgeous, but most were just average or slightly above average. I visited the big Sacramento club earlier…

While scrolling through my phone on a Saturday afternoon, I found myself needing some “me” time. I decided to make the trek across the water to Pandora’s. Upon entering I handed the person at…

Had 90 minutes on a Friday between work and meeting up with friends. Easy access of I-91. Lot seemed well lit though I got a spot close to door. $10 cover. Bar right there…

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on Wednesday at 1pm. The club was half packed with many open seats when I arrived. The club has four 4 stages but one is a small stage and it is…

I made a recent Saturday afternoon visit to Bandaids. I arrived mid-afternoon, sometime around 2-3:00. Plenty of parking available in their oddly shaped little parking lot. No daytime cover charge here, no…

I visited on a Friday night at around 9:30pm, as the club opens at 8:00. It's located right on a main tourist square and very easy to find. You enter the club through a tunnel…

I got to this club around 3:30 on Friday, after the security check with the pat down and nut check I went in and got a beer. The place was packed. I have…

Cheetah's was maybe 15 minutes via ride share from the gas lamp neighborhood in downtown San Diego. It's next to a sports pub, which had a pretty nice room full of TVs for watching things…

I arrived on a Thursday about 9pm after a 20-minute/$20 ride share from downtown (going back was slightly cheaper). Cover was only $7. The club was fairly large with a couple of stages and bars…

Silk is very convenient if you're already in downtown Milwaukee; it was just down the block from the hotel I was in. Cover was $15, and they offered a free coat check, which was…

I've been to the Vu pre-covid and after, usually going over every other month or so. Overall the main vibe works for me. Not high pressure, but I'm generally willing to tip for the time…

I've described criket many times and it never changes. They are on a main road, easy to find and in a decent part of town. This is not Detroit, it's a nearby suburb, and criket…

CH Visited 2/1/23 It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…

Went on a Friday afternoon for an specific dancer. Everyone knows the set up so I won’t Jo into that. Stage in the center, dj booth on the left as you come in. Couches and…

Its was fairly late on a Sunday so my expectations were limited. I arrived around 11 and the atmosphere was subdued however there were 4-5 pretty hot women and 6-7 others in the dance rotation.…

I visited Cheetah on Friday noon. The club has four stages and two different private dance rooms. I ordered water for $4.50 and got the free lunch with it. The women were mostly good looking. I…

This place has been described many times before. Ample parking though might have to park at the far back of the side lot when it's busy. No cover. Seating is only around the stage so…

I read alot of posts mostly talking about extras and things like that, So I'll break it down for some if not most of you. The girls have a system and rules. If it's your…

I visited on a Friday evening, about 10pm. My ride share from downtown Dallas took about 10 minutes ($15). Cover charge was only $3. A bottle of water was $5.75, I think. The club was…

This was my third visit since reopening. Exterior remind same. Entrance through kitchen door. No cover during day. 5 bucks for nonalcoholic drink. Vanessa was bartending. Rectangular bar with stage in middle and two poles. Dancers…

(Directions, layout, drink prices same as my last review) THE PLACE Millennium Cabaret is up Route 3, in the sticks about 10 minutes outside of Manchester. Very pretty drive up from Mass this time of year. I…

I went on a super Tuesday because they have a very good deal of $5 for lapdance on first and third tuesday of the month besides what you pay for lapdance to the girl you also…

Was off on Fri and haven't been down here in a minute so figured I'd stop by for a bit. $20 at the door since there weren't any deals on their IG (usually aren't on…

I've been to this place 8 times over the past 6 months so I'll leave my general impressions here in case anyone cares. Parking, cover, drinks, etc: $16 valet but you can park at the casino…

(Full disclosure: this used to be my favorite club, so Scrubby should have his "shill review" rubber stamp ready.) Inflation, I used to think, was a problem for other people. I'm on a diet; my…

Look in my eyes, what did I see? The Kilt of Personality!! - In Living Colour (referenced) More about this later. Hadn’t been here in a few months. It’s a hit or miss place with…

I was in Tempe around AZ Mills on Wednesday night and I had the night free so I decided to stop by Christie’s. I’ve passed by it many times driving on Baseline. It’s right off…

I arrived at Chicas on Thursday evening at 7:30 PM and was immediately greeted with a vibrant atmosphere filled with the energy of the Latin music playing in the background. The entrance fee was $15,…

I'll keep this short, but not sweet. This is kinda an annual review of this spot for all of '22. As several recent reviews have pointed out, this spot has really hit the…

Visiting Atlanta for work and had time to kill before my flight. Went in Friday about 2:30pm and stayed to about 5pm. There were more cars in the lot than I expected, but…

Arrived 1:15 on Valentine’s Day’s Parking lot had had 8-10 cars. Nice paved lot very safe. Large bushes to give some privacy. Large glass doors and to the left was a cutie…

I've been to Bazooka's many times, and it's a different club in the day than night. At night, it's a pretty typical club. The girls are overall good looking and there will be…

Stopped into The Dollhouse on Friday to take advantage of their 4-8 pm happy hour prices. Free admission, half price domestic beer ($3.75) & wine, half price well drinks and VIP rooms were supposed to…

Very disappointed. The club is on a side street in a residential area. It has been there for several decades. Street parking is simple and the area is safe. You pay between a $15…

Went in on Superbowl Sunday. Big screen was up over the stage to show the game so no girls were dancing during the game. Pulled in, gave keys to the valet [mandatory]. It's an $8 valet,…

Arrived Thursday afternoon around 230pm after playing hooky at work and gladded I stopped in. Valeted my car for $10 as I don’t care about giving up keys. You can also park on the street…

Went to Subi’s again after a few months hiatus. This is a safe area of Southgate, I do usually use valet though. I described the club in a previous review but to summarize, as you…

We went on a drink special night. Her drink was only $3, my soda was $6. Seemed hella backwards. Dancers can sometimes be standoffish to couples, so we're used to getting largely ignored, unless we…

Sad to say that Covid closed this one down. Hopefully, it will open back up.

I arrived at the Criket at about 3:20 PM, finding the parking lot about half full. It's a fenced-in lot, seems very secure, and there is no valet. I entered the club and for $3…

I get through the area every 6 months or so and always stop in. Parking still awkward after climbing a steep drive and gravel at the top. I arrived around 7:30 with a guy…

Admission after 7 is $10, though I used a "get into jail free" card that I got at the Christmas party. Friendly girl at the door, offered change. There's a cup of mints and a…

Went to D-Spot on a Saturday afternoon, This is not your typical Strip Club, I’m not sure that the owner has ever been to a strip club in Houston. I know…

Its been a little over 6 months since I have reviewed my local club I remember I was talking a lot about the so called $40 dance movement going on, if you want to call…

Hadn't been to Flight Club in sometime as it is the high-priced club in the club community. Had a little bit of time and decided to check it out again. Usually visit clubs…

First time visiting this club. After viewing some of the reviews in TUSCL, I decided to give this one a go; since I was already in ATL for business. The visit: I was here on a…

Been here many times, set up has not changed since last reviews. There is no cover before 6:00 pm $10 after 6:00 pm unless it's a special event then it's usually more. The club…

The problem here is the girls. Not that some aren't pretty. Plenty are. Not that some aren't willing. Plenty are. Not even the price actually. For many, it's not bad. The problem is most girls…

ROB Alert - Charlie (from Portland) I've been to this club a few times. If you haven't, it's a small club with a single stage in the corner, semi-private lap dance area in the back and…

Left Rick's and around the corner on Iberville to the Penthouse Club. $12 bucks to enter. The PH has a large multi-level main room with two stages, two bar areas on the main floor. A large…

In NOLA for Mardi Gras and of course I would be remiss if I did not wander into some of the many clubs in the French Quarter area. We all know NOLA is a pretty…

SUMMARY: I did a VIP with a new girl named Serrena, and I think it was on a night shift, but I don’t remember when. She’s really thin, small breasted, but a very, very…

I am submitting this review as a public service. I went to the flight club on a Saturday afternoon to splurge a little, as it is generally more expensive for everything than the other clubs…

Ok how do I describe this place? I believe I reviewed it once before about 3 years ago so that is the place to look for a detailed description. First of all if…

Visited on a Monday eve after the Super Bowl around 6:15 was probably between shifts so surprised to see at least 10 plus dancers and the same amount of customer As soon as I walked…

Went a few times on Saturday nights, show up usually around 10pm and always end up staying until 4am closing. Parking is safe and plentiful right along the building or in a large well lit…

I visited the Wild Orchid on a Wednesday night shortly after opening, around 8:00pm. My last visit was on a Friday night so I wanted to come in on a slower night of the week…

Arrived around 1:30 on a Friday afternoon. Cover charge is normally $10, but there was only one dancer, so they waived the fee. Beers were 5, a water was 4. They appear to have a…

After my disappointing few minutes at Deja Vu I got to Pandora's around 1:00 AM. Paid the $20 for cover+drink and a waitress asked for my order. I got a club soda and tipped her…

Had some time to kill on a Sunday afternoon so I stopped in just as they opened the doors; wasn’t intentional just happened to be in the area. Cover was $10 and you get two…