Reviews

28 Sims Avenue Providence, RI 02909
Having been to Desire a dozen times and Foxy a couple times, was interested in trying something new. Read a few reviews of this place, which were mostly not great but there…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100

1101 Center St Cleveland, OH 44113
I went Christmas weekend with a couple hundred dollars and had a great time. Cover charge was $20. Club was packed with many hot girls with ethnicities of Asian, black, white, and…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 11-25
Spent: $300-$500

1510 1st Ave Seattle, WA 98101
$25 cover charge to get in. It was still a little early in the evening so early for many customers but late enough there seemed to be plenty of women. I don't…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100
10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220
This place is amazing with plenty of beautiful women of varying ethnicitys. It's huge and has multiple dance areas and about 6 dance platforms and a middle stage. The music was nice…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 11-25
Spent: $300-$500

1770 Kapiolani Blvd Honolulu, HI 96814
This is the best place on the island, but that's not saying much. I did enjoy myself here, but will elaborate so you can decide whether or not it's worth your money.…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $300-$500

100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Had to share my latest adventure – a Thursday night visit to this club that's been on my radar. First off, the layout? Super unique. It's got three stages: two are…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 11-25
Spent: $300-$500

328 N 54th St Philadelphia, PA 19139
I was in Malvern, working for a big giant there. So, I finally decided to go to this dive joint and make my TUSCL dream come true. I went there on three…
Day: Saturday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

615 Fallsway Road Baltimore, MD 21202
Went on friday night around 9.00 pm. There is paid parking across the street. It used to be $5.00 I think. Now it is $10.00. Parking was full. I came out of…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $300-$500

7302 US-14 Middleton, WI 53562
A friend who's also a club aficionado and I happened to be in Madison a few weekends back for a convention. We both favor full-nude clubs when available, so we decided to…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100

3939 N Washington Blvd Sarasota, FL 34234
This is beginning to be a monthly review. Got to the club around 6pm. The parking lot was pretty empty. Once inside there is a girl taking the cover charge. 2 dollar…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300

143 Hindley St Adelaide SA 5000, Australia
Context: I went here on a Wednesday night around 8 pm… again this isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I work with what life gives me. South Australia is probably the most puritan…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Decline To State

10771 US Highway 287 Three Forks, MT 59752
This is in a small town outside of Bozeman Montana. I had read about this place online and wanted to try it after have a good experience at a strip club in…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Over $1,000

1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691
Arrived around 4-5 pm. No cover, no parking fee. Layout hasn't changed much over the years. I'd say the interior is above average for the area. It's full nude and full liquor here. Grabbed…
Day: Sunday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

3501 Andtree Blvd Austin, TX 78724
Me and my friends went here on s Friday night. Entry was 30 bucks each. VIP was $25. With VIP you get, a wrist band which allows you access to another lounge…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

365 N La Cienega Blvd West Hollywood, CA 90048
Went earlyish (10pm) on a tuesday night. Initially it was almost deserted - two girls, no dancing on stage. (To be fair, it was December). One of the girls was pretty aggressive…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $300-$500

600 Montour Blvd Bloomsburg, PA 17815
It looked like a small club from the outside, there is a center stage and a bar, almost all the seats were around the stage, i don’t think i was about to…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

6001 Brentwood Pl NE Albuquerque, NM 87109
Friday, December 15, 2021, 6AM to 10 AM, "Toys for Tatas!" I arrived after 730 AM. The parking lot was almost full with no line at the door. Santa Claus greeted me at…
Day: Friday
Time: Morning
Dancers: 11-25
Spent: $100-$300

15619 Valley Blvd City of Industry, CA 91744
Layout: Pat down at the entrance. $15 cover charge at the door. $8 drink inside. Center Stage with rolling chairs in the first 2 rows with bar style seating and back benches and…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

6001 Brentwood Pl NE Albuquerque, NM 87109
A friend wanted to go down because he heard they were having toys for tatas. We decided to head down the placed open at 6am, we got in around 6:15. The place…
Day: Friday
Time: Morning
Dancers: 11-25
Spent: Over $1,000

4/21 Soi Cowboy, Khwaeng Khlong Toei Nuea, Khet Watthana, Krung Thep Maha Nakhon 10110, Thailand*
Went here on my recent trip to Bangkok. There was no entry fee when I arrived around 9 pm. The club is rather small (rectangular shaped) with a stage in…
Day: Sunday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 11-25
Spent: Under $100

1926 W Deer Valley Dr Phoenix, AZ 85027
Two years ago, I did not know what TUSCL was and now I am only 660 reviews behind my friend Muddy. I had such a great time last week with Mary Jane…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $300-$500

589 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3004, Australia*
Context: I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options.…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Decline To State

202 Commerce St Shreveport, LA 71101
Went by to spend some money that I won in the casinos. The place itself is pretty cool. It's clean and it was packed when I got there around 1am. There's one…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

11701 Gateway Blvd W El Paso, TX 79936
This is a summary of two visits, one on Thursday and then the following the last Monday before Christmas. I am visiting the ol hometown for the end of year festivities…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Under $100

1097 Harwell Rd NW Atlanta, GA 30318
Context: In town for Halloween weekend for homecoming and decided to go with some of my guys. Had never visited before and went to the club after midnight on a Saturday. Parking:…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 11-25
Spent: $100-$300

5450 N Atlantic Ave. Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
This place is a nice change of pace from Lido up the street. Parking is to tight, but always free. Cover at night is usually around $10. My suggestion is get there…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300
1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141
I arrived late evening after having the night off of work on a Thursday night three weeks ago. Parking is fenced in and fairly private. I was greeted by a pretty nice…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $300-$500

3306 Salem-Warren Rd Warren, OH 44485
First the basics that rarely does anybody care about but somebody always criticizes leaving out. The parking is gravel and has some good size puddles, but not moon craters. The further reaches…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100

25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
After a multi-year hiatus from the clubs I decided to visit the Criket Saturday early afternoon (for research). Good vibe in the place from the bouncers and staff. I got a booth…
Day: Saturday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

2608 Metropolitan Pkwy SW Atlanta, GA 30315
So it was my first time at Goldrush and didn't know what to expect, except for it being a black club. I got there at 9pm and it was fairly empty. There…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $500-$1,000

716 Seaboard St Myrtle Beach, SC 29577
I have been to TC several times over the last couple years. Some visits good, some not so good. This one was just ehhhh. Quick layout of the club. Pay the girl…
Day: Sunday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300
13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764
Arrived here on a Tuesday around 1PM. Parking lot was pretty empty. They share the lot with a training school for airline mechanics. Signs all over for Oz parking only. That must…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300
13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764
Visited Oz on a weekday afternoon and the place was packed! Very few chairs to sit (and this is a fairly large club) and there were at least 15-20 girls working. Beers…
Day: Not Provided
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

60 County Rd 516 Old Bridge Township, NJ 08857
The club description: the parking lot is rough, potholes, and more than a little broken glass. Enter through the side door, interior is typically dark. It looks like they may have made…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: None

1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
After a work dinner, around 11, I decided to stop in for a beer and a bit of fun. I took an Uber from the strip to the Casino…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
Went on a late Wednesday late afternoon. No cover charge, and bouncers did not let the college students that were in front of me because they weren’t dressed appropriately. As soon as…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
I don't go here often but I've stopped in enough times in the past to at least track it over time. I think that in the past, the girls definitely used to…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

10624 Hawthorne Blvd Inglewood, CA 90304
With how my last few trips here have been at night closer to weekends, I'm not sure how I expected anything more than disappointment. Obligatory club details first even though they've been…
Day: Monday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100

14068 Memorial Pkwy SW Huntsville, AL 35803
I visited Fantasia in the early afternoon. I think they'd just opened up. When I got there, none of the dancers were ready yet. But I didn't have anywhere…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $300-$500

2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
First Club visit after several weeks dry spell: (Last visit October). I had mixed feelings, but overall glad I went if only to break dry spell and gather some intel for future…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $300-$500
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Arrived early afternoon, stopped at Henry's first (see review). Not too many cars in the parking lot. Paid the $5 and got a ticket. Sat down by the tables near…
Day: Sunday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

440-452 Queen St, Auckland CBD, Auckland 1010, New Zealand*
Context: I have wanted to go here for many many years. I went in with very high expectation. To say the least, this place sucked. This review technically covers 2 visits. First was…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Decline To State

4523 Canyon Dr Amarillo, TX 79110
I was in town for work and decided to hit up this place since bomb cabaret was closed on Mondays. Used an uber but parking lot looked safe. Paid doorman $10 and…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $300-$500

10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
I made the mistake of going here after stopping at baby dolls. The attraction to this club was many fond memories of chair forts, and BJ’s right out on the main floor.…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Under $100
10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220
On a recent trip to Dallas, I had a half a day to kill. What better way to spend it than at baby dolls Emporium. Walking in, cover was three dollars and…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 11-25
Spent: $100-$300

301 N Harrison Ave Cary, NC 27513
This is a weird club. (Mostly due to the state). I was visiting the area but sorta knew what to expect. It's a "private club" which means you have to give ID,…
Day: Not Provided
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100

11363 Folsom Blvd Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
Best club in Sacramento still. I won't repeat the layout description because it's the same. The hot cashier lady was back. Not sure what her name is but she's been a fixture for…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

42-50 21st St Long Island City, NY 11101
Arrived around 8 PM on a Wednesday evening. $25 at the door plus an ID scan to get in. Upon entering realized I should have just thrown my money away. Lights were…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100
221 US-46 Mine Hill Township, NJ 07803
Rest a Bit is a great idea unfortunately these women are either too old to still be doing this or too out of shape to have ever done this line of work.…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Will cover two daytime visits. Friday and Sunday. Both days really slow but on Sunday it seemed every customer was looking for their regular and that was about it.…
Day: Friday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300