Reviews

I arrived at 1:45pm on Monday to a mostly empty parking lot. Light pat down and $10 entry fee to the door girl. It’s in an industrial area that is going through gentrification. I noticed…

Treasures is an upscale club not too far from the strip. I visited on a Thursday about 9:30pm and started with a late dinner in their restaurant. They have a package for $130 that includes…

I was recently in Las Vegas for a bit more than a week. I usually try to check out a variety of clubs, but on this trip I instead visited Chicas Bonitas on several different…

The other day after work I decided to stop here and check it out. Paid the $10 cover and walked in. Immediately I noticed a good amount of girls there. Almost all of them were chatting…

Cheetah Pompano is quickly becoming my favorite club in South Florida. There are for sure clubs were the girls on average are hotter but the vibe of Cheetah is really what I prefer. I arrived…

Typical Wisconsin club, still kind of a dive despite the fact that they supposedly remodeled after the fire last summer. The only thing that changed is they have new bar stools and the old carpeting…

So I decided to check this place out again on a Saturday afternoon around 3:30. You walk in thru a metal detector the guy at the door had me empty my pockets. there is a…

After a brief 20 minute visit Monday I decided to hit Diamonds Saturday afternoon as Vivid was packed. Got there at around 6:00, $10 cover and no parking fee, light pat down and a friendly…

After a week of messaging with others on here, I had visiting clubs on the brain. Soooo I decided Friday would be a great time to help dancers earn some St. Patrick’s Day green. I…

I had not been to Cheaters for a few years. It was definitely before COVID. At that time, the place just seemed to be going no where. The girls were friendly enough,…

Got to the club around 9:30pm after losing at the casino. Paid $10 (i think) cover and went inside. The stage is in the middle of the room and the bar is at the opposite…

Deja Vu 3/18 I pull into a decently lit parking lot. You now enter through their little store (I think this is due to the on going construction) and pay your $20 cover to the bartender.…

To appease the not enough detail group. Pink building on route 130 plenty of parking Large center bar with dancers on stage in middle. Gace bartender ten bucks got a water.…

Got to the club around 9 and was surprised how there wasn't a single parking spot available in the front. I basically parked right next to the sign right at the entrance... but weirdly enough…

Back to HK after a 4 month absence. I made two trips last week, one on Sunday night and one on Wednesday night. Both nights I reserved a room as Cascada's. Even…

Wondered into Chicago club about 8:00 pm on a cold and wet Wednesday night. This club is quickly replacing HK as my favorite Zona Norte location, more on that coming. I crossed the border twice…

I hadn’t been to Booby Trap in a while, so I finally decided to stop by Saturday afternoon. I generally prefer the variety of day shift dancers over at Cheetah so hadn’t been to…

I stopped in to scout the place while on my way to the airport and was pleasantly surprised. The location is very handy just a block + off of I205 on Glisan. There is no…

So I’ve been talking to this stripper Chloe on Instagram for over a year. So she was going to be at this masquerade party at Show Palace. Lap dances was $10 until midnight. That was…

I dropped by on St. Patrick's Day because I like to see women taking off green clothes. There were a lot of dancers taking them off but unfortunately, under those green clothes were an…

I got out early from work and decided to make a detour over to PL. Parking lot at the Pink building wasn't too crowded. Walked in, long rectangle bar, girls dance on stage 2 songs,…

Went to The Venue on a free afternoon and had a bit of fun, but not much mileage. Club layout: As you walk in there’s a stage in front of you, a bar to your…

As is tradition I stopped for a Chaps pit beef before my Wednesday visit to Gold Club after work. The pit beef was the highlight of the night but that's not a diss to the…

Visited this Spot for the first time on a Friday night around 7pm. It looks nice in the pictures when you google it but when I got there it looked completely different. The layout inside…

Mid-day at The Venue After reading a couple of positive reviews, I decided to check out The Venue. It’s been quite some time since I last visited, probably pre-pandemic. This stop was early…

Full disclosure, this was a couple months ago, but I have been too busy to write anything. I found myself in Philly for work and had to check out the legendary Outer Space Club. I had…

I came in Saturday night. When you walk in the bar is straight ahead. Stage was near it. It was one of those one girl type stages. I got a beer first and to…

After work I decided to go and check Flash dancers out. Big mistake! Let's start with their parking situation the lot they have is small and has three entrances all of which were blocked by…

Decided to drop by Kittens for a few. Pulled into the empty parking lot with only around maybe a dozen cars. Went inside and paid my $10 cover and drink. The bathroom…

I'm a daytime guy, and when I read the reviews of those who go at night I'm glad that I do days. There's obviously a lot of hustle that goes with the night shift…

I was getting bored with my regular hangout, so I wanted to try something else. I stopped at Blu Sapphires but they scan ID's now so I said no thanks and turned around and left.…

This place is very hit or miss. The club it's self is pretty run down and nasty more of a bar than a club. The prices for dances are ok specifically on Mondays when they…

Columbus Gold is definitely in a rut. I visited again last week and paid the typical $10 cover. As has been described before the bar is on the left side of the club…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon. The layout, prices, and workings of this club have been detailed in other reviews so no need to go into that. It's about the same as before. I will go…

The only redeeming quality of this place is it's open until 5am. So if you're restless and have the itch it's great for that. That's about where the positives end. No alcohol while being forced…

Located just off of I-70 it's fairly easy to find. Industrial area, mostly abandoned at this time of day (9pm on a Friday). Large parking lot, good lighting, no real security concerns. Paid cover of…

Just pulled out of wax parking lot and boy I’m exhausted. Regular layout as has been described. Basically a very open room with pool tables on one side and a high top table. There’s two…

Back again. Small club out in the middle of the fields. Enter through the metal detector and ID scan. $7 cover with singles in exchange for the $20. Well lit parking.…

When I’m visiting Pittsburgh I like to visit Cheerleaders at least once, let me tell you about my last visit. The club is located on the outer edges of the Strip District, name unrelated. There is…

Went there one Thursday and called ahead asking for Cassie that I use to frequent at the old Stiletto club. She post on social media sometimes and I remember she use to always work Thur…

Daytime visit that met most of what I'd been looking for, but at a steep price. Place is nicely appointed inside, as is typical, you come thru a little entryway to get to the guy who…

Review: Guess what day it is today. Guess. Hump Dayyy! This is my second visit here, but this time I stayed much longer and interacted with the staff much more. I wasn’t expecting too much for…

First time I've ever been to this particular club. I'm always worried about the high class clubs being wrong for a low class guy like me, but I heard they offer a bed dance…

Ventured into Diamonds out of curiosity on Saturday night around 10pm, as I had explored 4 different clubs the night before. Wrong move! This was the worse of my visits, after Vivide, Rain, GC and…

Returned to Vivide after a very disappointing visit to Diamonds, around 1130 pm on Saturday night. This was my 1st night visit to V and I was curious about the lineup. I had to pay…

Arrived in Wax after midnight, last Friday. This was my 4th and final stop of the night for strip clubs. Too bad, the stop ended on a bland note. The parking lots were full and…

Got in around 8p. Parking lot was packed so assumed place would be busy esp w/ sxsw happening in town. Got in paid $20 cover, found a seat around the main stage and camped for…

Criket has been described as "hit or miss" for the entertainers working. Regardless, I find it to be a very nice place to enjoy the view and spend some time. Free parking, no dayshift cover, friendly waitstaff,…

I showed up around 10:30 at night. Walk in pay the lady a small cover I believe it was $5 and go through the metal detector. Walk in and construction was still going on so…

Disclosure and Pre-Summary: This bar has always had it's shortcomings, but I would put high mileage on my car for the high mileage of the club for one dancer, and a select group of second…

In America they price give you to death. Fortunately, your money goes farther here. The club is on a strip of maybe three or four blocks with other strip clubs. It's by…

Made my first visit to one of the COI strip clubs and it was worth it. One thing I did not like was the 10 dollar drinks, and the waitress always bugs you for…

I went to Pandora's a little over a month ago. Had some business in the area and stopped by after lunch about 1:00 pm. Was there until 3:00 pm. When I arrived, the place was…

Unlike many of the other reviewers I am not an old customer from when it was erotic cafe so I'm not going to try comparisons. The club is right next to the ramp heading to rt…

I visited Chicas Bonitas again because I couldn't get my last visit out of my head and I really needed some satisfaction. I visited on a Saturday evening around 11pm. I came with a purpose but…

NEW STUFF Nicolette got FAT. Wow. I usually have a policy not to say anything negative about a dancer, but she’s such a bitch, I’ll make an exception. I had only seen…

I was pretty hammered at this point, I think parking was free and admission was $10. I don't remember how much drinks were as I was not buying. Upon entrance there is a…

I went this place both day and night. I thought night was definitely better, but I wouldn't be upset if I could only come here during the day. Day was no cover, and…

So Booby Trap has changed a lot over the past five years but it's still in my top five Fav sc's. Parking has changed, is more expensive for the most part. Two parking lots:…

The Rhino has been my go to spot in Vegas for years. I’d heard it had gone down in quality but decided to give it a chance anyway. Took an Uber, arrived solo on a…

Went on a Tuesday around 3PM. $2 to parking attendant. No cover. Sat at bar near main stage. Probably more girls than customers because they were aggressive (grabbing my dick, pulling their…

I come to Vegas 1 x per year. Last year I had an awesome (but expensive) time at Little Darlings receiving several very intimate dances with lots of dances and one dance with a little…

So was in NY visiting the area hiking ng/shopping with friends. It's late on a Friday (1130ish) and this strip club received great reviews online at more mainstream sites. So we head over. Parking…

Went to Vivide around 4:30pm after trying at a very dead Tattletale (only 5-8 girls, none of them good, and 10 patrons). Parked in the front in the one open space. What a difference in the…

I'll admit I'm a "home club" kind of guy who has done 95 percent of my clubbing at home, but I was traveling for work to East LA and decided to check out Synn in…

First off Sam’s is not one of those places where you go to VIP, or get one on one dances. Sam’s is more of a club with strippers in it. I’ve been here a a…

I have been here a few times in the past few months when I felt the itch. During this time I have danced with Thais, Tatianna and Alexandra - all of whom fully satisfied me…

Stopped in to Deja Vu Saginaw last month on a Wednesday. As many have stated, there is no Alcohol but a liquor store across the street and a Hooters down the street. Seems like a…

I have been there a few time and it had been getting worse and worse every time I go. You walk in there is a metal detector that I assume is used at night and…

I think it was a Monday day shift beginning of March. No cover, no ID check, which is always the case during the day. Bartender was hot AF latina, the waitress a very sexy Asian…

I was in town visiting family and needed a drink with a view. King Street was the closest and the place looked ok from the outside. The door chick and dude were pleasant and $10…

Ok so let’s try this again. Went to CL on Tuesday around 2:30ish in the afternoon. Not many cars out in parking lot maybe about 12 or so. Initially went in and forgot that I…

I discovered TUSCL around 2016, which prompted me to take my mongering to another level. Initially, over a year’s time, I did a tour of all of the Dearborn/Inkster/Downriver clubs and enjoyed them all to…

Stopped by LC Deja Vu on a whim. My intention was to try a club further South (Kittens) but traffic was too much. I'm very happy to report my detour was a…

Have heard for years from friends to visit Windsor, not Detroit, for the better dancers and clubs. Was driving through Ontario between the Falls and the Midwest, stopping in Windsor for the night, so decided…

Curves is on a busy road just off Interstate 10 and not far from the U of A campus. When I parked behind the building a dude in a tuxedo shirt came out to my…

As many have reviewed before hk was fantastic. One thing I didn't realize was it was multiple clubs in one. I entered through the first club I saw which wasn't hk to check it out.…

The place is located in center city Philadelphia. The area is safe and there is plenty of parking. When you walk through the front door the lady will collect 20. You will then go through…

After visiting a friend at Morristown Hospital, I decided to pay a visit and do a spot check on nearby Fringe. It was 6:30p on a Friday. The place is up a hill off a…

I visited this place on a Wednesday evening assuming it could be a slow day. However, I was surprised to see so many girls working on a weekday. I came just before 8 pm and…

I’ll get straight to the sauce with this review. Pulled into the parking lot of the club around 10pm, and I wasn’t very happy with what I was met with lol. The parking lot security stopped…

This place finally reopened on Wednesdays (it's still not back to 24/7 after Covid.) The bartender said it was the third Wednesday it's been re-opened. Cover was much more reasonable at $10 each than the…

Stopped by for first time since pre-covid. The place looks exactly the same. Paid cover to the bartender and got a water. Only about 6 mongers in the place. Kiani approached me…

Arrived around 815P on a Thursday. The parking lot is decent size, shares room with a warehouse building next door or something. No charge for parking. Area seems pretty safe, well lit. The cover to…

I was in town on business and didn't feel like turning in. Did some searching and found this place off of the interstate. I went at 9 o'clock and found a near empty…

I went there by Wednesday afternoon. No cover or entrance fee. It was quite and just 3 girls were there. Customers were classy. After 20 minutes alone time, very sexy girl approach me. I asked…

Went again on Sunday, this time just wanting to get some drinks and sample other talent. Had a good run on craps and had gotten some drinks in me while playing at casinos at Fremont…

I went early evening on a Saturday night and the girls were just getting going. There was no one on stage when I got there, but they started cycling through which was great. I had…

I made a stop at Cabaret II last Tuesday around 2:30 PM in the afternoon. The club opens at 2 PM, and I generally find this place quiet during this time on a weekday. Unless…

I decided to check out this place because there were a fair amount of good reviews for this place. This club has been talked about in glowing terms by some, so I decided it was…

Stopped thru before 2pm, cover is $2. $5 after 2p, $8 after 5p and $10 after 7p. Avg girl was a 6 but all had pleasant attitudes. The building is a square with a loft…

$10 cover to get in. They were probably 20 patrons spread around.There are 2 stages. Dancers stayed on the smaller one closer to the bar.The bar is semi circle with the seats facing the stage.…

I visited Secrets in Sand Springs on a Tuesday afternoon. There was no one at the door when I walked in and no cover charge for that time of the day. After 5pm they charge…

I went to bucks in the afternoon while traveling. It was about 6pm and the cover was $12 if i recall. Its byob but they charge $9 for an ice bucket and have no bottle…

Been here many times over the years. Layout is unchanged, so I won’t recap, but there is some new furniture. Didn’t stick to the floor this time. Free parking. Cover was $20 at 8:00 on…

No recent changes. Dark, clean, corp club vibe. Main stage with two poles, second small state goes largely unused. Seating area looks extra large when you're the only customer. Chairs are reasonably comfortable.…

Located behind Springfield Plaza, the place is invitingly lit with neon lights and a big sign. Plenty of parking which is free but we Ubered on this occasion. When you get in you can get…

Came here last Monday to a somewhat half-full parking lot, so finding a spot wasn’t bad. It was around 11 but it was only 10$ for entry. I’m a tad bit disappointed however as after…

Honestly, I am a pretty strong critic of clubs and see myself as fair. I have heard that Baby Dolls is the Mecca’s of clubs from TUSCL and I have to honestly say I agree!…

Showed up after midnight and I don’t think I’ve seen so many girls working on a Monday. $8 mandatory valet, $15 cover. Walk in, bar in front of you, booths lining both sides of the…