Reviews

A good Saturday visit, but started too early. I arrived at 1:00 to a half empty lot but still went in. Pat-down from what I believe to be the indoor security but was working the door…

After spending a few hours at their rival club decided it was time to try something new. Took the short drive, pulled into the parking lot 10 minutes later. Typical outside of a…

Had some time during the holidays so made a day visit a few weeks ago on a Thursday during the day time. The club has started back opening at noon on weekdays instead of 2pm.…

Been going here whenever I get the chance. Ashley is my fave and is always super busy. This time too I went around 8:30 on a week day and got the token for Ashley, almost…

This club is now called Bomboa 222 and has a new location. It's a combination of a casual night club and brothel. The pics on the website will give you a good feel for the…

First time at the boat! Was in town for work, took an Uber from my hotel around 10pm Friday night. Pretty big parking lot from what I could tell. Walked up a long ramp inside…

Had a great visit to Dean's Gold. Spent a while there drinking and watching Thursday night football at first. Girls were fairly aggressive but I guess it makes sense since it was early I was…

Went to the Cricket on a Wednesday afternoon , pulled into a crowded(free) lot and walked inside, there is no cover before 7PM. the place was crowded but i found a table near the front…

First visit of 2023. Paid a 5 dollar cover and ID was scanned into some mysterious machine. Large warehouse style building with a a rectangle bar around a corner stage. The stage is far…

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…

This is my first review, but I just had to take a moment to say that I won’t be back. The parking that wraps around the building is in full view of the street. Driving…

Mario's Showplace is a clean comfortable club. The bar is to the right as you enter with the dance stage opposite (U shape) and tables further in with the private dancing area at the back.…

Was in San Diego and the place was next to my hotel, so I decided to check it out, not having too much expectations. Since it wasn't planned very well, I got there at around…

I stopped by on New Year’s Day after a very long hiatus. I arrived around 4 and wound up staying until about 10. It was generally pretty even ladies to patrons. The guys were sitting…

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after getting me ones.…

Preamble: Ignore any grammer problems I'm still a pretty tipsy and this is my first review (last 2 times i found better girls fyi). Well just had the shittiest time with Geraldine (real name starts…

Went back again and I think after reading reviews, I think I need to try another place. I used to love Scarlett's because of the 2-for-1 at the top of every hour, but after the…

I was in town for a business trip and visited here on a Thursday night about 8PM. It was my 2nd time here. The door guy gave my ID a hard look. I'm clearly in my…

Layout. From the outside it’s a big brick building. You enter through a door on the left of the front of the building. It’s a long hallway with a metal detector. $10 cover. Elevator on…

Went after a long day at work, was my first time here because I was in the area so I didn’t know what to really expect. After seeing a few dancers go by I saw…

Haven’t been here that much since the end of golf season. When I’m in the area for golf it’s a nice stop but if it’s going to be a 25 minute drive, I usually go…

Lollipops had not had a review in some time, so I took the journey north past 10 other clubs to take one for the team. Would I ever go back - only if my…

For starters, Saturday was my first time in a strip club, and this is my first review, so apologies if it's not up to snuff. My wife and I arrived at Al's with a group of…

A few mixed feelings about this club. I'll try to be as honest as I can. Silk is located just outside of Middleton, with not a ton around it. There was a $10 cover fee when…

This was a holiday weeknight visit; Pretty early, around 7pm. This club has a big center stage with a staircase from the second floor. The bar here is tiny with maybe 4 stools, some high…

Dream Girls is a fairly large club in an industrial area of Lincoln Park on a street off Outer Drive. The parking lot isn't extremely well-lit, but has always seemed safe enough. I rolled into…

This is a typical SLC dive strip club with alcohol. The parking lot is in the back and well lit. As you walk in there is an ID check and no cover. 2 bars with a…

Arrived at Club 205 after a bust visit to Club Tease. Upon walking in around 2pm, it was packed! No cover. No bouncer. Took me a minute to gather my bearings and sort my way through…

I was back in the area for a meeting so decided to check out Torpedoes. I hadn't been there since 2018 and it's gone down hill. As you walk in the DJ both is…

I'll say it up front, you have to be in a particular mindset to enjoy this place. It is all locals, kind of cliquish, and most of the dancers are older. There is…

Was out with some of my buddies and they wanted to go to a club. I didn't want to go to the peppermint hippo but they did. So we ended up going there against my…

I almost went to Bourbon Street after reading the fantastic review by AZDD, but decided to stop at Hi Liter. Phoenix has great weather in January. Earlier this month, I was in Nebraska. Temp was…

This strip club is pretty close to my apartment so I've been a couple of times, but honestly this might have been my last. You pay a $10 cover for the times I've been (between…

Having been castigated for reviews that are too short and for reviews that are too long, I decided to adjust this review to seek a balance. It won’t make the DesertDouche happy but this may be…

Arrived around 430 on purpose to watch the dancers scuffling in the door. Been here several times over the years, but long lapses between visits. The bar top runs straight ahead ad you…

Visiting Seattle from California and this will be my third time at pandoras. Luckily my 2 favorites were there. Monse and Luna. If you are into a real hard core experience you gotta have dances…

I've been a loyal patron in my former years as a single bachelor. I got a hall pass over holiday season, as my fiancee went back home for 3 weeks. Been maybe 4 years since…

I have come through this area a few times and Paradise is a great spot if you’re looking for a more aggressive club. The cover was $20 and there was a drink requirements but…

I arrived late afternoon around 4:15 pm. Parking was free in the lot next to building but when I left around 7:30 pm, there was a parking lot attendant. The last time I paid for…

Visited this club on a Tuesday night. Its located in the south side of Colorado Springs near Fort Carson military base. Industrial area but the parking lot was well lit and lots of parking…

Noticed this place on way home from work decided to stop in. Parking a little limited but doable. Cover $10 paid and walk in to the left. The room opens up a little with the…

Visited on an evening after a big snow that morning. Only two dancers showed up so cover was $3 instead of normal $5. Bottle of water $3.25. Dancers Kai and Diamond.…

Our of probably 15 visits over the last two years, last week was the best. Vivide now has a lot of Cubans as others have mentioned. I fact, they make up the majority of the…

I stopped in last month after not having been here since the before times. Typical pat down by security and a $20 fee. Stage is directly in front of you as you enter with the…

My first time back since January of 2020. I have been visiting Mons while on business and golfing trips since the days when the current dancers' grandmothers were working there. For the benefit of first…

Lusty’s is trash. (Long review to follow) I'm not someone who is new to this site. I can't remember when I signed up or when I first made a review but, this website does serve its…

Stopped in to catch the packers-lions game. Went in with no real expectations other than to get a drink catch a game and watch some women. One Cuban girl with pwith dyed blonde hair and…

Been here a couple times. $5 cover with locked front door. Beer is ice cold and standard price ($4/5). Most girls are 6/10 or higher. There were about 5 of them that rotated. Not many…

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The parking…

Visited early Jan, on a Wednesday evening. Cafe Atlantis was resurrected from a popular prior club about 15? Years ago by the owner of the legendary Bermuda in Brampton. Club has not changed appreciably…

Went to PoleKats this past Tuesday and had a good time there. They were running a special on dances $10 topless and $20 nude. I’m from out of town and needed dinner as well.…

Came in around 9:00 on a Tuesday. This place is not a dump, but I've definitely been in nicer, kind of middling in atmosphere I guess. Good amount of girls working, and ratio of customers…

Red Raven has opened as The Raven now. I went there on second day after it opened. The club is on a busy business route 1. Ample parking just of the road. Enter through the kitchen…

Sad. This place is just full of sadness. THE PLACE: as others have described, it is in the woods of northwest Jersey. The road leading to it is probably challenging if it’s wet or snowy. What…

Had my first visit here on a Friday. Enough ladies (20+) and a half of girls I found attractive for lap dance/private dance, and chose a few of them, tried 3 song dance (upstairs, not…

First time visit here on a Wednesday afternoon (around 4:15pm).But, the only reason behind this visit was to meet up with my regular that just returned after the holidays. Otherwise, the place seemed totally dead…

Was in Houston for work and decided it would be fun to check out some clubs. Beats going to the hotel room after dinner MIR? Decided on polecatz just based on a google review, before…

Went on a Saturday night with some buddies on a golf trip. Should’ve read the reviews on here before going in. All of the girls were attractive and friendly (except for the bartender who never…

The return of the Raven was a glorious event. Whether the Raven will be glorious going forward is TBD. The simple truth is the area between Philly and Trenton used to be prime for perverts like…

This is from a visit last week After a renovation the red raven is back Setup The entrance was moved over a few feet to the right so now you walk straight down the hall to get inside.…

Well folks, I haven’t been around much for the last few years but I log on occasionally and check on things. Today was an interesting day. After meeting one of my longtime favorites…

Decided to stop in to DD recently during the afternoon on a weekday. The parking lot had few cars so I was wondering if it was worth it. Sometimes I keep driving if the lot…

I had been to this club when it was Blush a long time ago. Was in Pittsburgh on a recent Monday and decided to check it out after an unspectacular trip to Cheerleaders. Cover was $10…

Decided to check out Cheerleader's on a recent Monday while in town for work. I was there one time last summer and my experience was decent so figured I'd give it another go. I ubered…

I decided to visit Vivide for the first time since it is a pretty well known spot among the mongers in the Atlanta. It is not my typical spot as I prefer the more…

Local spot for me. It's really hit or miss and lately it's been miss, but I'll get the reason. This is a old dive bar. Big parking lot on both sides. Always cars there but…

I drove out to Sugar’s on a bitterly cold winter evening midweek. It’s an hour’s drive for me and I often talk myself out of going because the place is so unpredictable. There’s nothing like…

In Dallas, and I will say this right off the bat and get a "Shill Review" note from DS, but I will never not go to Baby Dolls when in Dallas. It is the…

I was at Sugar 44 from about 9:15 to about 11:15 PM. I had come from a meeting at the Red Cross Headquarters on 4747 N 22nd. I lived in the area for over ten…

If you're looking for a casual no pressure weekday visit, this is the place! I went to the club on a Tuesday around 2pm. As others have said, the parking lot is big; they have a…

Honestly a bit better than I was expecting in terms of talent. Went in on a Saturday night around 11 pm and the parking lot was 1/3 full which allowed for easy parking. The cover…

I had not been here since before the pandemic, so I was totally unsure of what to expect when I returned. Overall, not much seems to have changed...but I was basically on an intel visit…

To celebrate my 81st birthday, I headed to my go to club, Vivide. I am well known by the staff here and many of the dancers. I pulled into the parking lot about 12:50PM and Deon,…

I stopped in with the purpose of not being here long given that I had somewhere to be within the next hour. I went in during their happy hour so the beers on tap were…

I inexplicably found myself in this club again over the holidays. I managed to snag a good parking spot in the front lot, that was probably the highlight of my visit. Parking is also available…

The club itself is nice but in a seedy part of LA near the freeway. There is free parking on site. I wouldn’t risk street parking. Had a not so great experience with a dancer…

Went by at around 10pm on Tuesday. It was 10 dollar topless and 40 nude. The place had about 9 girls working but only like 3 guys there and most girls stayed in the back.…

Had not visited RI Dolls since Covid, pre covid the place was local to me and a great place to unwind, get a few drinks and see some nice dancers. I would start at…

Normally visit her in the evening, but dropped in on a Tuesday afternoon around 2:00pm probably only my third daytime visit. Actually paid my $5 cover next door at Uncle Buck's but there was…

I visited on a Tuesday night. The place is next to 6th St and Market St, which is known for the homeless people and open drug use. No parking available, but even if there were…

I hadn't been to the Church for a while so I thought I'd give it a try. Arrived around 8: $15 entrance fee & hiballs were $8. There were a good number of chicks there…

I decided to checkout the Rustic Forg this past week after many trips down the road to Caesar’s Casino, a few miles past Rustic Frog. You turn down a dark gravel road and about a…

Went during the day because that's the only time they time they are open. I arrived around 1pm and paid no cover. Long bar across from front door and a few high tops.…

Hadn't been to the Toga (except for one short time) since before the pandemic. It is still a good place for reasonably priced drinks and looking at hot girls from across the room, but…

Overall average midweek daytime visit. Covid has really changed their daytime crowd and it is super SLOW. Parking is located in a strip mall. No charge for parking but don’t get towed for parking…

I last visited in September and had a great time with one of the dancers who was not working this time. It’s an old favorite and I’ve been coming when in town for about…

Had an “appointment” downtown and was early so I decided to find a club to kill time at. Problem is downtown clubs open at 7 (even Union Jacks on the near east side is now…

After a few recent and decent reviews I decided to check this place out when I had time to kill on a Monday at 6:55PM. It was dead when I arrived but it picked up.…

Finally got a chance to return to Southern X. Easy to find off I-64 on a hill above a Sheetz gas station. Ample well lit parking. Building looks like it used to be a steak…

drawn in by the positive reviews and ratings I decided to drive down from LAX heading back east by way of Garden Grove to make a few stops, this being one of them. other reviewers already…

I went on a Friday night. Alot of beautiful women with different styles. Cover is $25. They have soda and water for an additional cost. Dances are $40 with no vip or deal for multiple…

Stopped by mid-afternoon on a weekday. It's not far from Rt 19 and I-80, so pretty easy to get to from the highway. I don't know Paterson very well, but it seems to…

Had a free pass to henry vii and found it was closed must have been recent as it was not listed as such on here. So came here instead. I parked on the…

after visiting 2 viet coffee places and distractions lounge, I wanted to make the final stop on my way back east the taboo club but then drove by this club and looked it up here…

I arrived around 11:30 PM. I tend to dress down. That is, in sweat pants, polo shirt and tennis. So I was a bit concerned about looking out of place. But, no problem. Sweat…

I visited club wax on a recent trip to Atlanta and found it to be a unique but positive experience. The parking lot was quite full but there still plenty of space and no…

I know this place has been reviewed and described a ton so I will be brief. Looks like a neighborhood bar in a residential neighborhood. There is plenty of parking on street and the neighborhood…

The PLACE. Centerfolds is located at the end of the strip club district. The location is pretty covert as it sits on a corner by itself. The ambience is very chill as you walk inside…

This club is in the middle of nowhere in central Maine and unless you're in the area, you probably won't go. If you're skiing, golfing, hunting, hiking or snowmobiling it is a great stop. Plenty…

So Bourbon has been my favorite club in Phoenix for some time. I know some bash it for low mileage, excessive enhancements, etc., but I like the vibe and have multiple favorites there. My…