Bullshittin on monday night

Dropped in at 1am last night (monday night) on a whim. Nobody at the door collecting cover (I havent paid a cover in years anyways). Just wanted to get 1 drink and chill for a minute after working all night, maybe peep the wares for future consideration since I haven't been in a long time and I'm sure all the ones I liked are gone by now.

I saw ~15 girls, 70% black and a couple white. Same amount of patrons in the same percentages. Kind of a lot for 1am on a monday imo. $15 for the drink after tip, a simple cocktail. None of the girls really caught my eye. Kinda just gave one good glance over the room, decided there's nothing here for me, and went to the back to sip my drink. I've got a type: tall, skinny, white and no tattoos. I know, good luck finding that in there but I've lucked out a few times and even more by lowering my standards a little. I fucked up and let a nice lady who checks none of those boxes talk me into a dance for 30 bucks. Nothing special, not bad, woulda been okay if I was into her. Dont remember the name. The same thick black girl was on main stage the whole time I was there, the whole satellite end was dead, bar closed, nobody over there except me and another PL sipping our shit. Downed the rest of my drink and went home. I wish they'd open up another black club in the area so we could get a bit more variety at Emp's. Last few years it seems like its ~70% black and broken english cubans/hondurans that hustle way too hard and trashy white girls.

Thinking about it now, I know I'll change my mind again about 30 seconds into getting my shit gnawed on through my slacks and dry humped to completion before the 3rd song by a 90# latina that's grateful for a $20 tip and sends me home with my thighs sticky tryna hide my blush and wet spot on the way out. Many such cases. Ill be back. I'm tempted to hit up SGC to see if they're even still open.