Reviews

I like upscale clubs.....this is far from upscale. You need to bring your own beer and there is nothing attractive about the place. There was 1 hottie sitting with her boyfriend, but the…

My wife and I went to this place after reading a few reviews. The one thing we always have problems finding is a place that is female friendly. Belive it or not it is actually…

Stopped by in the early evening, as I was staying close to the club. Upon entering, it seems fairly compact, and it is, but they have a private upstairs room. Dancers came to the stage…

This was my first visit to Harper's II (not the car wash part, the club part.) The club looks really nice inside. It is well lit, nicely appointed, and clean. The bartender (manager that night)…

Stopped into the old stomping grounds after not visiting for a couple years. The appearance has not changed recently but is not horrible. It's dark inside and oddly shaped with two stages on…

2 things: 1) In contrast to others, I easily found the club with no trouble. Go to the club's website for directions. They are absolutely perfect (if you're coming from the north, at…

Came in on a Thursday around 5. Lots of dancers, very few patrons. The dancers are really to my taste, young, I mean really young, like 18, with small tits. That's what I like, and…

I went to this place last sunday and was actually quite impressed. The layout is different than most strip clubs. Theres a fairly large L shaped bar. One side of the bar…

Went by on a thursday afternoon. I was hoping my ATF Marissa was working. I walked in and paid the $3 cover. The hostess was a dancer I used to see back in the day…

Ok ive seen better. this place is small and run down. no dj no bar. However the girls are pretty cute and they get naked. long goes a long way. the girls pretty much only…

My wife and I went to this club on Friday October 15th. It wasn't horrendously busy nor was it slow. My wife immediately spotted a cute blonde who took us back to the couch area.…

I went to this club since it was convient to my hotel (there are three hotels next to it, Holiday Inn Express, Mariot, and motel 8). It had a decent lay out with a…

Carnival looks a little on the seedy side (ok, maybe it is), but the name of the game here is old-school peep shows and a potential for high mileage (although ymmv). Basic layout: two…

There have been some changes to the VIP room here as partitions have been added offering a little more privacy. The girls seem to like it as two of three dancers got nude, a first…

OK, let me preface this review by stating that this is a candid review of an Alabama SC. Given that big disclaimer, this was a surprising trip. I made my way into the small entryway…

Brad’s has been in the top ten national rating on tuscl for a long as I can remember, and I’ve always wanted to stop by and see it for myself. After two recent…

A disappointing visit. Drink prices are still reasonable, normal bar price for me, variable levels (up to $58) for her. After watching one stage rotation, I plumped for a $20 drink at the bar to get…

Visited Mickey's on a Thursday afternoon and although I have been to this club many times, this may have been my best visit ever. Dances in the back are private and only $10 during the…

This club is outrageous on drinks. Just a water is $3. Bottle of beer $6.25. Uh no thanks. If u like white chicks the place is ok I guess, that is…

Enter at your own risk. This place will do everything in their power to rip you off. The first thing you will notice when you walk in is that the place is empty.…

I made my quarterly trip to G2. Nothing has changed in regard to the "decor". Trashy as ever. Four dancers were "working". They each take a turn walking from their spot at the bar to…

this is not a strip club... it is a swingers club... I really enjoyed my time there and was not pushed to do anything that I did not want to do... It was a very…

In town for business and decided to check this club out. Lots of dancers, large percentage of girls were black or latina. Couple of table dances with moderate contact, before hooking up with hot latina…

Went there with a group after a long day of drinking and tailgating at the football game. By this time of the night we had been drinking for a manner many of us hadn't…

This place used to be good for relatively cheap beer and semi attractive women. Well, at least the beer is still relatively cheap. I stopped in here in the hopes of sharing a beer or…

Disappointed!! My first visit here. Walk in on a Thursday night at 10pm. Usually a good night and time at any top club. When paying my $10 cover charge the girl is telling me how…

The last time i was in this club was back in march. I reread my review of that visit a few moments ago.. Exactly the same experience.. I mean exactly. Same time in the club..…

Just an update on Rick's. The management caught a case of the stupid This review covers a series of Tuesday visits. In early October they changed the price structure of dances as follows 1. Main…

Library isn't a great club or anything, but it is something different than all the high-pressure, high-cost places near the Strip. Other than the $5 cover, there's really no pressure at all. Girls…

Like others have said, this place is tough to find and it doesn't have a huge parking lot. It isn't the biggest of bars, but it is in good shape. I was there…

Woody's is a clean club located by the Eastern Iowa Airport. The wait staff and door girl are nice and friendly. However, in the 5 years that I've been going to Woody's things have changed.…

Self parking, $5 to get in and $1.50 for a beer, great start. 1st time here. Apx. 14 guys and 6 maybe 7 dancers. 4 black, 1 blond and 1 brunette. All were tall and…

Revisited the Palomino again this year during our trip to Vegas. We considered visiting other clubs this year but after reading reviews on this sidecant a strip club review book, decided we head back…

I have been to this club a few times before. On this particular Friday night, I arrived at about 10 pm and dancer quality spanned a wide range from porkers you wouldn't believe to…

My friends and I visit Jumbo's on a fairly regular basis. The drinks are relatively cheap ($5-$7 for most items), compared to many of the other bars close by. The place is very small, so…

Been to Crazy Horse a few times when I am in town visiting friends. Usually get there between 1 and 3 am, depending on how the bars are treating me. There is usually a good…

In Baltimore at a conference, I tried this place on a recommendation from a fellow TUSCLer. The Hustler franchises do vary considerably with this one being one of the best. I was able…

I went to Paradise Saloon in April then again in June. There is a $15 membership fee with a 10 day waiting period before you can enter, but you can fill out the membership…

I just had an awesome night at 2001. In town on business, I told the cabbie to take me to Mons Venus, but for some reason on the way, I changed my mind. I am…

I just had an awesome night at 2001. In town on business, I told the cabbie to take me to Mons Venus, but for some reason on the way, I changed my mind. I am…

I have been here several times - the Diamond Lounge is always a sociological treat. The doormen and bartenders are generally very friendly, and don't push drinks too much, but tips are always welcome. Being…

I normally don't come to this club at night. In fact, I can't remember the last time I was here after 8pm. First, there's valet parking. I suppose you don't have to tip the guy,…

I visited late on a busy Saturday night. The building does not look like much from the outside. Inside was well lit and it looked ok, nothing fancy here. The girls were…

I was in Indy for one night and paid a visit to Brad's Brass Flamingo on 15 Oct. I arrived at about 11:30 PM last Saturday night and stayed until about 1:30 AM.…

I have been to this club several times and I don't recommend it. They trick you on the length of the songs, 2-2.5 minutes max. I talked to the DJ and he said that for…

I stop by here on Sundays from time to time. It's usually not crowded and there are usually about 8-10 dancers working. It's one of the pricier clubs I've been to, with the $20 cover…

I still visit this club when I am in COI. The crowds are pretty thin when I go during the weekdays which i can really like. This usually means I don't have to…

I was in Palm Bay Florida to visit family, and I made my stop to the IR to see if is still the best club in Cocoa Beach. Went on Thursday afternoon about 1:30 PM. Had…

I stopped by Babe's on a recent Tuesday afternoon. I've found this club to be much higher mileage during the day shift vs. night and weekends when it's packed with 100+ patrons and 20…

Made my first visit to the Penthouse Club last night. I was able to park on the street and avoid the $6.00 Valet charge. $20.00 entrance fee which is higher then I pay…

I hesitated to write this review as I didn't want to defame one of the few nightclubs in the area, but I felt I owed it to my fellow TUSCLers to fully disclose this "experience." Anyway,…

This club has a nice layout and decent dances (good grind and contact) but is quiet during weekday afternoons, which is when I came in. I got in and took a seat by the…

This is actually a compilation of two recent visits. I really, REALLY want to like this place. I tend to like seedy clubs, and this place certainly qualifies. But I never really enjoy the…

Wow - this club is good! Lots of very hot dancers and lap dances are decent. As with Wisconsin clubs, you cannot touch the dancers, but they do grind on you a lot, which I…

Im now in Cabo for a week of fun in the sun and there is a huge fishing tournamnet going on The BIsbees which will pay out the winner over 1 million bucks, unbelievable how…

I was driving from Dallas to Phoenix and stopped in El Paso to take a break, get out of the car, and find something to eat. When I found some reviews on the Red…

I have read a lot about the club from this site, so when I was in St. Louis a few weeks ago I decided I had to go. $24 each way for a cab,…

Came in on a Friday afternoon around 4:00 and it was packed with customers. They must have all gotten out of work early and started celebrating the weekend immediately (probably while their wives thought…

I have been here several times recently and it can be really hit or miss with more misses than hits. Lacy and Candy have both left for other bars.Danielle is very hot and very hands…

Its been a while since I visited the Cadillac Lounge, as it is a long drive and I don't find myself in Providence often. It still is a good club, a small donation at…

I am a dancer at Fuego and I wanted to give a different perspective. It is definitely packed on fridays and saturdays. However, Fuego is one of the hardest clubs to work at because they…

I've never said THIS before: I saw a dancer who was a 10. And I don't mean "pretty for a stripper." I mean I thought she was absolutely beautiful. I was blown away. She went by…

This club is a great value in a pretty laidback neighborhood. You would not expect a club where this place is . You get a lot of quality looking girls here but…

Ok, I lasted about 5 minutes in this dump. Walked in, nobody at the check in, but guy passes me and says hold on buddy, $5 cover. Ok, no problem. There is a small stage…

I was coming home from work and stop by the girl where more interested in what was on tv then working. The place smelled like piss,puke,and other bodily fluids. The beer was over price for…

Sunday night visit, so no cover and two nude lap dances for $35 special. Several couples were scattered throughout the club, and also three women sitting together at the stage tipping generously and enjoying…

Decided to stop by onyx on a friday night. $20 cover, big black security dudes ,metal detectors. Overall I got the impression this was not a very safe place. Once inside however I was…

Came on a Tuesday night. About 10 girls on staff and equal number of patrons. It was a night with thick fog so that might have affected business. The girls here are all decent looking…

Heads up on Bishops Corner. Last Sunday morning (after midnight on Saturday), there was a fatal shooting outside of Bishops. According to the news, a fight started inside the bar. Two people fled in…

Georges remains consistent. Relatively safe parking across the street. No issues inside. No lap dances or otherwise. Pretty much a neighborhood bar that happens to have two or three Spanish girls dancing in…

Mr. Happy's has been renovated. The layout is pretty much the same, but the interior has gone through a major upgrade. This seems to have brought in more talent dancer wise, but the service continues…

After going to the establishment formerly known as Erv's to check it out I was delightfully surprised. Loud music fills the air and all sorts of girls were working the floor. There is…

The Mardi Gras II is on kind of a commercial strip in East Windsor. Up the hill from Cracker Barrel and a couple of hotels. As I started to hang out, I began to like…

The more things change, the more they remain the same. It must be two years since I've been here. Tigra's still holding court, although she's behind the bar now. Very few dancers, but only a…

I believe Sweethearts is taking the low road in a tough economy. They are very close to a remarkable club that is busy almost all the time. Instead of following that business model;…

There is a cover, but the drinks are reasonable. As you enter, there is a bouncer and a lap dance area directly behind the bouncer station (on the right). Keep moving forward and…

Decided to stop by onyx on a friday night. $20 cover, big black security dudes ,metal detectors. Overall I got the impression this was not a very safe place. Once inside however I was…

I can't figure this place out. I've been there about three or four times in the last year. One time I was ignored, one time time I couldn't beat the girls away with a stick.…

The problem with reviewing Nashville strip clubs is that the laws are unnecessarily restrictive. This means that they don't draw good numbers of customers, or enough people who are willing to spend properly.…

I was back in Halifax for meetings earlier this month, so I popped over to Ralph's. It was about 4:30 so there was a $7 cover charge. There is also a mandatory coat check. I…

Stopped by on a Friday night at about 8:00. I think it was the shift change because it seemed like a lot of girls were coming and going. There were about 5 customers…

Still in town on business, had a break so stopped in around 3pm. The place was pretty dead, but I kinda expected that. I paid the $15 cover and had my hand stamped so if…

I stopped by last Friday after first going to Deja Vu. Scarletts is my long time favorite club in Ohio. Got there about 9:00 and the place was packed. Walked in a…

Went in early on a Friday night and several of the dancers had just arrived. I hadn't been in a very long time, so i decided it was time to give it another try.…

Place is a total rip off. Dancers will tell you anything to get you to spend money and then not follow threw. One girl promised me extensive service in the vip. $300 later, we get…

Another fun night. Many kinds of girls to choose from. It seems several of the girls were more pushy for dances than usual here. I even had two get pretty angry when…

Another spectacular visit at 390 Decided after work to stop by and visit my fav girl Naudia......hands down hottest hard body they have.....at least in my opinion. Girl looks incredible with a personality to…

With HT closing I finally made it to TL for the first time in years! The last time I was there the video store was still in the entrance and there were no VIP rooms!…

This club has been around forever located smack in the middle of downtown. The alley parking lot is so old, my big euro car won't even fit in the spaces. Were cars smaller in…

Went to this club on Tuesday night while in town for business. I only counted about five dancers, but they were all lookers. Five dollar cover and Beer was $4 a bottle for…

I went recently on a Saturday evening right around the shift change. I paid the $10 to get in and then $14 for two sprites (which they make you get at once). The first girl took…

Gabrielles is one of the few local stripclubs that you can have a good time. You can smoke inside unlike some of the others. They have some actual real security guards unlike some of the…

The layout here is a bit strange; there is a bar in front and beyond that is an area with a stage and with tables as well as stage-side seats. So you are at…

Visted on a Wed. - late afternoon/early evening but it didn't seem like this was the best time to visit. Draft beers were $5.50 - pretty much standard for the Balmer area. Believe…

I used to really like this place and actually missed it when I went away for business for a few months. I couldn't wait to get back to X to see all the ladies, but…

Theatre Chochotte is a small theater featuring sexual performances. It is located only a few hundred feet from the popular tourist area of Place Saint Michel on the left bank of the Seine, and…

I like the small clubs where your money goes a long way ($10/dance). For some of us who are on a budget , $100 will cover entrance fee ($5), beer, and a few dances.…

I visited on Tuesday night. I think there were about 10 dancers working. Cover was too high at $20 and the $40 nude bed dances didn't see to add much value either. It's definitely a…

Yes, I can confirm that Erv's has been completely remade into the all new Platinum Plus. They've spent a lot of money to give the place a first class look. Fortunately they haven't…

Conveniently located in downtown Seattle with many attractive young ladies working their clothes off. This is probably one of the best clubs in Seattle. $20 to get in that includes $10 admission and $10 unlimited…