Reviews

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I feel like " Randy the Ram" coming in to this club. No sign so if you are not looking for it you will not find the club. $ %.oo cover friendly…

First off If you don't have cash stop by an ATM before you get there. There is no ATM, they will charge your card extra if you want to use it. Second when you walk…

when i recall some of the flat footed, adipose, and matronly wildebeests i've encountered here over the years, the current rotations are super-star by comparison. they are younger,shapelier, more personable and willing to satisfy at…

Had to work another night shift, and was MORE than happy to stop in here again prior to. This time, it looked like a few familiar faces were in there. There was the…

This is Grand Rapids and so its not South Florida or even Detroit by that matter. But this club is steady and some basic fun can be had in a low mileage kind of…

Read past reviews of this historic stop and had to check it out for myself. In summary, Playhouse Lounge is a topless, ~80% Brazillian, medium to high mileage, BYOB club. It features dancers…

Stopped in Tuesday evening. This is a smaller club and a good stand by. Decided to stop in after being dissapointed with the big clubs, like Tootsies, lately. You can usually find…

Went to this club several months ago, and it wasn't great, but not bad. It was a quiet night, and the dancers weren't the best looking. But it was inexpensive and I had some good…

This is the worst of the worst. I would not go back very dirty really small and on top of that it has a terrible odor. I have to say who every goes here is…

Second visit to one of my favorite clubs in NYC/NJ area. In summary, Gallaghers 2000 is a very large, topless, full-bar club, featuring attractive dancers of seemingly endless variety, who provide some of the…

First it's a good, lots of good looking girls. Secondly, they are fully nude so another plus. $10 dances were an easy choice. I didn't see any disappointing girls there. Only part that really ruined…

Went there recently on two occasions, between 7-9 pm on weekdays. There werent that many dancers on shift, and most of them were chatting with regular customers. A cute black girl named Candy…

Back again to Skin. A few faces (ok bodies) that I remember - the girl with all the tats and the girl with the huge fake boobs. I had a couple of dance…

Recently visited on a Wednesday afternoon. There usually around a dozen girls present although not all are moving around. Some seemed parked at the far end of the bar and stay there for…

Went there during the evening. I forget what day of the week. There is a manditory valet parking, but the staff is very nice and professional. I had dropped my valet ticket and accidently picked…

In my estimation, this place has really gone down hill. It used to be a nice little club four or five years ago. Back then they hired experienced dancers who gave good value. The…

Visited on a Sunday afternoon. A very nice looking place with very comfortable chairs. There are a number of TVs with sport on. A long bar with most of people at the…

I visited "the front" of this club about 10 years ago and it's only topless. I only recently found out there is a separate "back" club that offers nude dancing and private lap rooms.…

This place is all the same but ever changing, If that makes sense. The experience really depends on the time and shift you go. This is a great party place for Friday and…

This place is located right in the middle of the main shopping area of Canton so it's close to all the hotels and restaurants of the town. I stopped in on a Monday night…

At first glance the bullet holes at the club entrances don't inspire confidence, however inside the club is clean and has a very relaxed atmosphere. On this Tuesday around ten dancers anywhere from 5-9 were…

Whoa! I was blown away. I don't think a club has ever really turned me off this much. I mean damn! I was actually insulted by the quality of dancers here. Thursday afternoon I decide to…

When I have the time / opportunity, Archie's is definitely my first choice in the DC area. No private dances, no touching, other than to put $$ in the dancer's garter at the stage. I…

Went to Mary's on a Monday night to start the tour of Portland strip clubs. Mary's is your typical dive bar. Small dirty space with limited dancers and a fullbar. The drinks were decent and…

I've never been a huge fan of stripclubs to be honest, but I had heard some good things about Dreamgirls and had never been to an "All Nude" club before. All the girls on were…

Oh, MY! I walked in and had one of my all time favs on the little stage just before the stairs. Tipped her, asked her to visit me after she got off the…

Stopped by in the late afternoon. Cover was $10 and the drinks were what I expected, but they served the smallest soft drink bottles I have ever seen. Only a handful f customers,…

I begin this review with the caveat that my last visit was on a Monday evening. I've enjoyed this club in the past; the girls are good looking, some of them actually know how…

I stopped by at around 9:30 p.m. on a recent Saturday. The layout of the club was recently described so I won't repeat. I was surprised that during the 45 minutes or so…

Club was dimly lit. Took time to adjust my eyes. The bouncer was friendly, informed me about the burger and fries special. Very few patrons in the club when I stopped by on a Tuesday…

Went in around 5:00 in the afternoon. 5 dollar cover with a 2 drink minimum. Two stages, front and back, each dancer dances on the large front stage first, then goes to the…

Alright, this review is just meant to help out my fellow TUSCL members. Basically this is my second time going within a month or so. I highly recommended this place in RI last time I…

I visit DVCOI often, mostly during the day but this time was a saturday night from 6pm to 1am. 10-15 girls at 6pm and according to their RC's, close to 75 on that night. It…

Went in last Sunday around 10pm, plenty of parking in front and side of the club. Entrance is $10 includes 2 sodas, club looked clean with a cafe like juice bar at the entrance. There…

It's honestly not a that bad of a place. I mean it is, but it isn't at the same time. Yes, the interior is dingy and they don't even have a real DJ…

Hit Hustler on a slow Sunday night on the Block. Girls were only dancing on the main stage - not up in VIP. I usually like the upstairs stage best -- better chance to…

This is a small, intimate club located in downtown Seattle. The girls here are very, very lovely and extremely nice. All of the girls that came and talked to me were talkative and smart. They…

I visited on a snow/slushy Wednesday night and there were around 10 girls dancing. A couple blonds, latinas and women of color. Very nice mix of shapes and sizes. No real stunners…

I stopped here at around 10:30 Wednesday night and it was a little dead.The lighting was darker than usual around the bar inside, and i wasn't complaining!I never pay attention to names at these…

in my quest to visit and review all of the clubs local to me i decided to visit fn inspite of the negative reviews. i would love to say these reviews are wrong or at least…

Interesting club. A bit out of the way, so you really have to intent to go there, not the kind of place you just go to on a whim. Parking lot looked safe…

I haven't been here in a long time. Basically, I'm turned off by Winston-Salem strip clubs.They are all the same during the day shift, I can't speak to the night shifts. It…

This visit occurred last fall. I hadn't been to any of the St Louis metro clubs in several years but was in the area for a few days so made some time one afternoon…

This is part of a series of Washington Park club reviews. I hadn't been to any of the St Louis metro clubs in several years. I was in the area last fall, and…

I have been to Deja Vu before - it's not my club of choice usually, but I was out late with some friends and by the time I was done hanging out with them, any…

I just got back from my monthly or so visit to my condo in phoenix. As always i made a number of visits to the blue moon to get some happy endings. Other…

This is a pretty good strip club. It's not as good as Follies, but the ambiance of the club is better and the girls are hotter. Alcohol prices are reasonable, but the milage is not…

Wow. This place was great. Definitely the best I've been to. Well over 100 girls working - most of them 8's or above. The place is nice if you can find a place to sit.…

I have been to this place a few times. I enjoy it more the older I get. Yes, it used to have a little more character when it was BYOB, but it's still…

It was a saturday night around midnight. I was bored at home so I decided to finally hit up bare n legal after passing the billboard so many times on the 57. the…

I visited this club for the first time a few weeks back. Drink prices were not bad, they had a two dollar special going on for miller lites and that seemed reasonable. There were a…

I have been to this club twice on Wednesday evening. Tho totally nude club attracted me but like old Jaguar club the dancers not forced to take bottom off so most of the dancers not taking…

I probably chose the wrong day and the wrong time of year (beginning of winter) to scope this place out. I walked in and there were 4-5 customers at the bar, no one on stage…

Guess not many tuscl members drop in, or at least don't review if they do, since I was the last one to review months ago. I went on Wed afternoon…

I went in on a Monday in December, I'm glad I did because the place was packed with people watching football and drinking cheap bear. There were maybe 12 dancers on shift, which was good…

I went to this club after the Super Bowl with my brother. I hadn't been to this club in about a year. This club is not what it once was. It was free to get…

Well, this club is a little out of the way and kind of is out in a field. But the building looked nice and the parking was well lit. I was greeted by a very…

Another visit to FD resulted last week in the usual good time. This is the top of the line for Manhattan clubs. There are gangs of girls, pretty much all keepers, as far as I…

This is the closest club to me, and I've been there ONCE. It was a disaster. Two below-average to ugly chicks working, short dance from the below average one in a "private" chair that was…

Not my usual club of choice in the seattle area but needed a change so decided to check out Pandora's and see if things have changed at all since my last visit. Same $10…

This place is the Lake Wobegone of strip clubs - all the dancers are above average. Or, almost all are. I stopped in at about 4 pm and 5 of the first…

First time visit to the club and wow were we pleasantly surprised!! My husband and I stumbled upon this gem this past Monday We had a great lunch at the bar while taking…

I was in NM for business and my boss and I decided we would check TD's. Parking was nice and easy. Just inside the door the staff was friendly while we we being checked out…

Haven't been here in a while so I decided to stop in and see how the girls were. I've got to say, the dancers are much better looking than the last few times I've been…

Weekend in Cabo and only had Super Bowl sunday to visit. Good and bad. Lots of energy with more girls, but extra crowd for the game made for less circulating. Good mix of girls though…

Time visited: mid week 9-10pm about 6 girls working Cover: 10 Pros: down-home friendly girls (not the kind to bring home to mother but to just bring home); open late, real late; only option for many miles around Cons:…

This was probably the worse night for a dance club as I have ever witnessed. Stopped by at about 7:30. No dancers had showed up for work. The DJ kept apologizing for…

The club isn't impressiive from the outside but beautiful on the inside. The stage is kind of odd with a smooth plastic surface. The crowd was very small until 10:00 PM and there…

I JUST got back from Centerfold Lounge and wow.. I am glad I went. I am not from this area and was quite honestly scared to go. The club is nice inside, reminds me of…

Granted, it was a Tuesday night - so it could be different during the weekend (or even later in the evening). That being said, i enjoyed myself and will be going back soon. At first,…

Clean and very orderly as always. Love the atmosphere with the crowd and how everything appears neat and tidy when you walk in. Good selection of girls for a mid afternoon time. Had…

Got stuck in San Antonio overnight after missing my connecting flight, so I decided to check out some of the sights. This place is a dump! The door guy patting me down for weapons should…

Got off of work early so decided to come check out the afternoon talent. Arrived at the club around 5 so avoided the entrance fee. Took a seat at the bar and checked out the…

This is for a visit to the IR on Sun. 01 06 13 Last night of the vaca in Cocoa and I wanted to make it a memorable one. The staff and ladies of the…

Tried Fantasy Shots the first time after finding them on the web. New site works much better! Went in around 11:30 over lunch. Tia was the only one working. I had seen her online and…

I have been in a couple times on wednesdays when I was in town and went to the HL. The club does not change much - mostly attractive dancers, slow waitresses, decent dances on…

the most important thing about going to a strip club is to me Beautiful women hands down and at E you will often find some of the most stunning women around and these women are…

So The spearmint rhino is not necessarily known for its mileage, unless your in the City of Industry of course. But let me tell you this was an interesting trip. As soon as I sat…

Well if you have read the other reviews about the place then you have an idea. The male cashier (bouncer?) was less helpful than some of the other reviews would have made me expect. he…

Went in for the first time around 7 pm one day as i was in the area for business, i seen about four girls sitting around bored out of thier mind .. I went over…

I come to Portland every few months for work and I tend to hit a few of the clubs while I'm here. I like to try out different places each time, so since I was…

Definellty one of thbetter SC I've been to. Sat down had a cigar and the waitresses were extremely freindly. The dancers were above par compared to most around the country. It's was the first time…

went in there today, though the bar itself is in definite need of revamp it was a pleasant experience. while i was asked if i wanted a dance often only 2 girls offered "extras" candy…

I hit this club once every couple of weeks and my experience has been overall satisfactory. It is not a very upscale looking joint, but overall it is not bad either. What can you…

Went here with some friends after midnight hoping it would be really packed and happening. Suprisingly the place wasn't even half full. As soon as we sat down a girl…

Coming back to L.A. from O.C., decided to get out of the traffic and try out Paradise. They accept coupons from any club, so I only had to pay $5 for a drink ticket. Waitress…

Having not visited a strip club in a long time, I stopped by the place to kill time while I was waiting for my car to get serviced. I had left the VIP card at…

I go to the Nuden almost every Friday IT'S GREAT The girls are all friendly, granted they want your money and are quite pushy when you waste there time All in all great place Minus the shooter girls One in…

Thought I would stop by after a Mardi Gras parade downtown. Cover was $10. The club was dead. Only one dancer working the floor, and she was chatting with another customer. The DJ finally cajoled…

So, I try to be kind. Maybe it was my choice of girl. I picked a girl named "Karina" because she had a personality and could hold a conversation. She was funny, sexy and…

No ofense person at the door is rude rude..he needs to be fired...neways I know u have c.c.machines in there been there many times and have been given cash. Last 2 time including tonite.…

I decided to try out a few clubs that I never been before. Took a chance on Dreamer's Girl. Parking was not convenient and I had to park in a lot across the…

If you've read any other reviews of this place, you know it's gonna cost you. Parking, entry, mandatory drink. That makes me want to stay awhile and enjoy the scenery. Take a long time…

Sams is a small hole in the wall place ... Paulie runs a good place tho she dosent take any crap but does a great job of keeping every one in line and out…

Showgirls is a bikini bar...although it might be better described as a fully clothed bar. Seriously, some chicks are fully clothed here! The one dancer that stands out is Coco. She is a dead ringer…

First time at Big Al's so i never went to the old one to be able to compare the two but I could tell its made a huge improvement with the change in location. They…

Well what can I say, another almost great week-end at P.T's I drove in from Montreal in the Bizzard to see my Favorite Girl she couldn't come in Friday but there were 4 girls on…

Aaaah, the Playhouse. Hadn't visited in several years, but was in Jersey on biz, so I thought, "why not?" I had seen rumors on here of the place not being as much "fun" as it…

This is the best spot to be on Sunday night. Platinum can't sell liquor on Sundays, so this club gets much more business on Sundays. They seem to compensate with more dancers and a real…

This club is a nice looking place and they have invested in the inside with a upscale feel for the bar and stage as well as TVs everywhere. The dancers working late afternoon were…