Reviews

So decided to check out a familiar place on wed night after a somewhat disappointing experience at the Penthouse because of minimal talents to be had there. Got in around 930pm, paid the cover.…

Fantastic club! Dances are relatively cheap, so u can get many of them. They definitely go a long way. This is probably one of the best places to go in Chicago.…

Arrived around 11:30 AM on a Friday afternoon. $3 cover and beers were $4.25. Pretty slim pickings on dancers on this day. Only about 4 girls dancing for the first hour. It picked up after…

the girls here looked miserable, as a dancer I know money can be hit or miss, but complaining to the customer is ridiculous. bartender was super friendly and cute, looked a lot better than ANY…

Visited Godiva's II mid afternoon on a Friday. No cover (no one even at the front door). Only three dancers were available. Two white dancers and one black dancer. The black dancer was pretty decent…

Last review by another gent said this place was hit or miss. He said it was rather "miss" except your wallet will get a hit! I concur. I also recognize the girl he mentioned -…

Been here on a couple of occasions, first time on a Saturday afternoon. About 10 dancers were in rotation. About 3 were a 7+, rest weren't really to my liking. Club atmosphere is cool, kind…

I won't spend time describing the club physically, as it has already been done many times. When I walked in, I was escorted to a seat with no expectation of a tip...he just showed…

I went on a Friday night over a month ago. I used the website so there was no cover charge. Normal cover charge is $7. You can sit at the bar, booth…

I went on a Friday night a few weeks ago around 9:30. There is valet or you can try to park on the street. This section of 8 mile has construction and I…

I was in this club last week. I sat down and ordered my usual Gin and Tonic, and then here comes this girl. She sat with me all night without saying two words. Actually, I…

After leaving Cloud 9, reached Ritz before 5:00PM, and stayed until 6:00PM (Friday - 7/19). Ritz is is slighly more than a mile north of Cloud 9. I made a few visits to Ritz during…

This club is a joke. I hate to smash a business of any kind like that. But, I see lazy effort in the management area. I think the dancers and staff feed off of it.…

Really, really, really, hot girls here. I didn't know what to do with myself as soon as I walked in. I would not have expected a club like this to have such a variety of…

After leaving Ritz, entered Lady Godivs after 6:30PM, and stayed until 8:15PM (Friday - 7/19). Made a few visits to this club previously. There are two stages. Main stage is large and at higher level. Another…

I went here a couple weeks back on a sunday. They have a special $10 for ten minutes lap dance. This does not apply for longer times though so I ended up paying 25…

Another great visit. The girls on were Jasmine, Baby, Lexi, Sammy, Savannah, and Lynn. I did an 8 Song VIP with Jasmine and she was fantastic. Then I did a 2 Song VIP with Sammy…

I was at the Penthouse Club on Friday June 28th. I paid no cover and I did have the valet park my car $7 + tip upon leaving. My Voss bottled water was $8. The…

Had a sales meeting in LV. Wanted to check out Spearmint Rhino since had not been there in a long time. Wow! The quality of gals is just unbelievable. Upon entrance,…

Everybody knows about its location on the Berlin Turnpike. Glad to see it is the sole survivor in the area. Arrived at happy hour two weeks ago. Place fairly empty. Noticed a few newer faces.…

Went to this place on a Friday evening. OK mix of talent; pretty much something for everyone. Got hit on by a couple of dancers that just weren't my type. Most of them…

I was at BT’s Lounge on Saturday Jun 29th at around 7pm. BT’s is a topless two way contact or better strip club that services alcohol. All dances are done in a private VIP section…

I walked in, and immediately felt uncomfortable. Place seemed dirty, one C List dancer on the stage just chatting with a patron(not dancing). Did not seem to care about anyone watching. I decided…

I had not been in the club for about a year. Some things had changed and some had not. Gone were the three stages replaced by two that sit side by side in the middle of…

I have been to this place maybe 10 times. God, it's expensive, but hey - if you've got money and know what you're looking for - this is the place to . . . um.…

My wife and I visited the Lumber Yard on Friday night, to celebrate my birthday. The lumber Yard is a BYBO “totally nude” club. It is little dark and not at all fancy…

I visited this club for the first time in a long time and not much has changed. The interior of the club is typical Spearmint Rhino and as usual there was a nice mix of…

Went here this weekend, got there around 9pm and it was still pretty slow, but started to pick up about half hour later, Lots of good looking girls working here, blondes, brunettes, redheads, asian…

There are many, many dancers at this club. So many that they outnumbered customers. There were are few hotties also, but the V.I.P. area is very open with no privacy unless you manage…

I feel compelled to write this review to offset an earlier pretty positive one I wrote for this club. I had that decent visit so I decided to go back on a Friday about…

Overall, not a bad spot to spend some money, as long as you can avoid the girls asking you to buy them drinks. I was able to spend some time chatting with the sexy…

Stopped by on Tuesday night about 9:30. I won't go into the physical layout since it has been done numerous times. There were about 10-15 dancers ranging from 4-8 depending on your preferences. Sat at…

Overall it's a great club and a great restaurant. The hottest girls in Charlotte. The best floor managers in Charlotte (tell them exactly what you want in a girl and they'll probably have one that…

Stopped by after leaving Jens been here plenty of times and know what to expect. As soon as I sat at the bar Maura sat down. I've had fun with her in the past and…

I stopped here after leaving Gatsby's around 2:30AM. There are two cop cars outside that have always been there whenever I drive by. There was a line out of the door due to…

Not what it is all cracked up to be, dancers attitudes vary like most places. I have been here a few times, First time I went was great chick had the best attitude and showed…

One of the top clubs in the area with some great dancers. Girls are being poached from other clubs too, so you see some of the hotties from other PG clubs now working at Ebony.…

Place is a little seedy, but once you get used to the ambiance, it's all good. The outside of the club is very dark and looks like a shack - plenty of parking in the…

With the brand power of its Las Vegas cousin attached, the Los Angeles club has high expectations to live up to. although its in a seedy part of town, the actual parking lot is well-lit…

Well, luckily i get to go to strip clubs around the world due to travel. This place not the cleanest, or most modern, but, it is by far the most bang fo rthe buck!!!…

I went there due to a friend who said to go. There was a dancer names shelly nice body at first but she has so many marks from shooting up she thinks a tattoo is…

I was passing through, and am glad I stopped in. The atmosphere was very nice, the bar was well stocked with a lot of upper shelf bottles you don't normally find in clubs. There was…

Must have ID 18 years or older. This club is open every day. The cover is $20 includes unlimited non-alcoholic drinks. Dances are $20 each. Dejavu Showgirls Tacoma have 15 minutes, 30 minutes, 1 hour VIP rooms. 2 dances…

Went here during the saturday day shift. Free cover with the internet pass and a one-minimum drink rule. Probably 8 dancers dancing and 5-6 customers during this time. They would do their sets and…

Arrived here about 10:30 expecting to relieve some stress based on other reviewers, I was sadly mistaken. I ordered a beer it came out to 6 plus tip and started to check the place out.…

Always gonna have a special place in my heart, Tootsies is one of my favorites all around. Though as of late, its usually been very slow whenever I get in there, even for Fridays and…

Went to Archibald’s for a buddy’s birthday a couple of Fridays ago. Hadn’t been there in years. The physical appearance of the club seems unchanged. Two things you’re almost guaranteed to encounter…

Went to this club for the first time last weekend. Heard good things, and some of them was true. Definitely alot of variety in terms of girls (many flavours). Some were really sexy…

Visited on a weekday which is normal for me and my buddy. Not many expectations after reading much of the reviews. The girls were top notch - not pushy at all and most…

OMG not sure how else to start this review - but OMG. Literally a shit hole. Hoping for a little more. Walked in - two girls(customers)at the bar. We meandered in…

This club is easy to find when driving. There is ample parking on the side and behind the place. It seems like they have a bouncer who just watches the parking lot too. Maybe they…

New York City is not a cheap place, and the strip clubs are no exception. I got a free pass to visit this club, which is the only reason I went. It would've cost $20…

So the night started with some downtown clubs, soon we decided to head over to 390. As usual, it was happening. Saw their online as for free cover, and showed it to the receptionist of my…

Was in town for business and figured go back to where it all started for me in so cal clubs. Got in at 730pm and fairly quiet but it was a Monday…

This is a good place to go to. The best part honestly was free parking, not only was it free, it was ample. The decor inside is really nice, and for the love of god, they…

always good to go to a place that i haven't been in a couple of yrs. was in town and wnenever in town here is always a place that i have got to go along…

I stopped in this club on my way to the airport. Its close to the airport. It was early and the valet was not there when I parked. When I left though, he was there…

Went there on a Saturday afternoon. There were 3 out of 5 girls there I had zeroed in on and got real 'cozy' with each and every one of them. Sat down at the bar…

Decent place. A beer starts at $6.75 for a Canadian, and pop is $5.75. There's a separate sports room where you could hear the game/fight. Entrance fee for weekends after 9pm, at…

This is a composite review of 2 trips, one after 10 on a tuesday and one after midnight on Sunday. What prompted my trip to Exotica was reading reviews about the lap dances being a…

So it was a Thursday night, and I decided I wanted to go check out a strip club. My friend told me about heavenly bodies in Elk Grove. I decided to check it out. I…

Enter the Chaindog, A rare Friday night appearance. Got in about 8:30 pm, Parking lot empty, club dead, maybe 3 customers. 10 dollar cover, 4 dollar soda from a pretty waitress that I wish was…

Went into PP on a recent late Friday night to see a fav who has worked there for years (and guaranteed fun) that I normally visit. The fav was not working, but I did have…

I went to visit this club during the afternoon, knowing it was a nude club. The entry was 10 dollars and inside it was packed. I think, it was the free buffet or something so…

I was told that this was the place to be the place that anything goes so to say. Boy was I let down. There is a cover fee which made me think ok this place…

Made two visits to Cowboys over the last two weeks. The first was on a Friday afternoon and was a bust. I went in and was hit by a wave of smoke that was overpowering.…

Was there on a Tuesday evening, got in sometime around 9 and the cover was steep (based on what Im used to) at $15 for a tuesday. the club was fairly empty customer wise (maybe…

Made a couple of trips here as well as Cowboys earlier in July. The first was on a Friday late afternoon and after a very disappointing trip to Cowboys. I didn't see anyone that stood…

I went to paradise last night I haven't been in a bit. I usually don't go late cause security and the manager on night shift suck. Hate those bastards. But I saw this dancer who…

It has been a few months since I went here, but I got a free pass from the sports bar on the other side. The ladies were very attractive, but seemed to cater to…

No trip to Dallas is complete without a visit to the breast smorgasbord at BD. This place truly is the Wal-Mart of topless women. Every shape, size, and color imaginable, at reasonable prices.…

Some of the girls are 10's the others are 2-3's that look like they came from doing bath salts. The best lap dances are from a girl whos name starts with a D and isn't…

I don't get out to clubs as often as I would like. I was in the Chicago area a few months ago and tried out this club. I don't know if I entered the wrong…

Had some time to kill during the day and figured why not check out some lovely woman while I was eating. This club fit the bill well enough. Lovely ladies on stage and…

Been here a bunch of times but this is the second time after it reopened. The first time was not as good as before and this time totally sucked. The girls upstairs are a total…

Cheetah is as nice a club as any that I have been to across the U.S. Cover is now $12 after 7 and valet parking ks $3. As others have noted, there are…

I stopped by this one mainly out of curiosity (and because it was on the way to Bunker Hill) even though the reviews had not been good. I should have listened. The stage area was…

Visited a week or so ago. Nice place, and a good go-to spot for a club with alcohol. Everyone is usually welcoming and friendly. Parking is a pain in the ass with…

Ricks has free poker tournaments on Sunday and Monday nights, so I am there on a lot of Sundays. Even though I have intentions of NOT getting any lap dances, my small head has…

Visited Imperial showgirls on a tuesday. Paid cover of $10 and one mandatory drink for $6. Parking space is sufficient. The club is located in a very public place, so it is hard to 'disreetly'…

Went their on a Thursday evening with a out of town friend. They have parking so don't park on the road. Paid a cover of $10 and went in, was greeted by girl to the…

Maybe just a slow afternoon at EB but also stayed on for the night shift. There was an apparent reduction in the quality of the dancers and increase in the hustle factor.…

Most of the reviews of this place are spot on. Decent place, above average girls but major upsell. A couple even went right past a lap dance and tried to sell VIP with…

This is a favorite club of mine to visit. Drinks are kind of expensive but that's a strip club for you. There was either 2 or 3 stages going this particular night, i don't remember…

Went to the Crazy Horse mid afternoon on an overcast Saturday, worked out pretty well. The Crazy Horse is not in a convenient location for me and I don't like to go to this location…

I don't get here often, but I do think Dollies is a great club if you're looking for fun. The club isn't much to look at from the outside or fancy on the inside,…

Was out there a couple of weeks ago. Yes, there were more girls on the floor than is listed on thier website, so that was good. Lit up....for sure. Music was too…

It had been about 2 years since my last visit. The stairs going down to the place seem to be longer than I remember. The layout seems to be the same with the tables all…

Just think about this - why do you visit nightclubs? If you ask me, I go there for some relaxed time, to have some fun, to see some goodlooking ladies, excite yourselves, have some drinks,…

I went to Buck's on a lazy Thursday early afternoon, I was greeted after going through the double doors by a nice looking lady behind the counter taking 3 dollars for a cover charge. I…

Went here Saturday at about 3pm. I was bored and wanted to see some boobies. There was about 4 other men at the club. Way more girls than customers which I like. Anyway there…

I have been going to Nightshift on and off for many years now and I have never seen it as bad as it was this past visit. I know that I was a bit early…

I just stopped in for a beer and to watch the stage show for a bit. It was mid afternoon, so not a whole lot going on (maybe 5 girls wandering around). Girls were all…

I was in tucson this week, so i decide to check out Curve by the freeway on Friday night. Club was kind of full, mostly young clientele and groups on the table. The fee…

Went there on a Tuesday night. This is an upscale club. Very big with several stages. Only one pole was being used that night. When it gets busy, they open up more stages with poles…

I came to the Ultimate Strip Club list a few weeks ago looking for insight on an early evening visit to Baby Dolls. In Vegas, my experience has been that the best show and…

Came here on a Saturday afternoon at about 4pm. I paid my cover which was $6.00 and included a free drink ticket. I got a soda with my ticket and it came in…

Read all the reviews and decided to come here. It was just ok. I walked in and there were 2 options. You could pay a $5.00 cover and get access to the…

I finally made it to Follies after reading all the great reviews on this site. Every time I tried to pay a visit the place was so crowded...parking lot full...I was intimidated away. But today…

Stopped by on a Tuesday evening and the place was pretty quiet with around 15 girls working and 10 customers in the main room. The atmosphere was extremely low key and the DJ seemed…