Reviews

Tired of the lack there of quality and $ value of Flint club scene, thought I would make the 50 trek south to John's and give it a shot. Club well described by others,, but…

I arrived at Silky ' s a little after 10 pm. I paid a $10 cover and went over to the miniature bar to see what was available. Not much so I got a complimentary…

Monarchs review Well for starters what can I say besides the number of dancers at this club is somewhat abysmal tops there's never more than 12 girls on a shift and that's on a…

This place is definitely a locals place. Not a bad thing, the vibe you get in here is that everyone knows each other. The place is a tiny place with cute looking girls. Nothing spectacular…

This club just gets better and better. I walked in around 1030pm and paid 10 to get in Quick pat down by the bouncer and in I walked. Right before you walk in you see…

Went to St. James on a Monday night. Even though it was an off night, the place was surprisingly busy. The parking lot was pretty full, although I could park my car…

I was driving through Akron again and wanted to continue my tour of the local legends. Next up was Bottoms Up. I walked in the door on a Tuesday afternoon, took care of…

My First Strip Club in NYC. Went with a whole lot of expectations. Appearance : Not the best of clubs i have seen on other cities in St.Louis, Dallas. Value for Money : Expensive. $15…

Mid week mid month, not generally a good time to go (end of month when rent is due is often the best time for sheer number of gals working). But there were many gals working…

Stopped by the only club I could find for miles. I was in town and was just looking for some company. The place looked like a roller skating rink from the outside but…

Being a Rick's veteran from way back, I thought I should try Pandora's. Not bad. Decent selection of girls, and a few really put on a nice show, although there are definitely some…

CLOSED. This club is now closed and out of business. Never much of strip club anyway and more of a dump bar. Link and Article posted below. http://www.simcoereformer.ca/2014/03/27/demolition-an-option-for-former-maliboo-club ......."SIMCOE - The Maliboo Club, the last strip joint in…

This is a small, gritty club next to a motel out in the boonies. Plenty of free parking; the lot seemed safe enough. I went on a Thursday about 8:45, and the $10…

friday afternoon visit and i was underwhelmed. 2 for one happy hour was nice and reasonable if you stick to beer. A few nice ladies and a few that were not so hot.…

This is my favorite club in Atlanta. I visit the place frequently sometimes on the way back from work and some times on sundays. I dont think there is any place with a better value…

This club is brutal. The people are nice, but the selection is very rough. I've only been a couple times on the $7 Tuesdays. At that price, it's still not…

So back in town, and thought I should try it again. This time was prepared to stay longer and it was a Sunday with $10 dances advertised so I was ready with my bank…

After reading some other reviews decided to give this place a try. All the previous reviews are about right; however for as small as it is, it is surprisingly clean and somewhat above average…

Alright, so I got here after midnight that was my first mistake. Second mistake coming during the week, should of waited till the weekend. I got there around 12:30, as soon as I walked in…

I was in town for a couple days and decided to try the Hustler because this chain has not let me down in the past. On this particular night they were offering $60 bottle service…

Goes to show how it only takes one dancer to make or break a club. I visited the Cadillac Lounge with the intention of making it a short visit before settling in to RI Dolls…

Ok, so I stopped in here on a Wednesday night. The club itself is decent. There is a central stage area with 2-3 poles with tables around. There is a bar to…

I visited on Monday at about 4pm, I was not expecting it to be "busy" but it was horrible. There was probably 6 patrons there including myself. There was only 2 dancers, one…

The inside of the club hasn't changed in some time. I came in the middle of the afternoon after a business meeting I was in town for. I have been here several times…

This is a topless pastie bar. It is a good thing that the powers that be are more concerned with the morals of their constituents than themselves. NOT! After my road trip I had…

Finally able to write a good review. Arrived at 5:30. $3 drinks No cover. 6 dancers - 2 overweight blacks, 2 heavily tatted slim brunettes, 2 blondes. One blonde…

I'm not a fan of Kamasutra. I had heard great things about it previously, but that must have changed. The biggest issue this club has is that lapdances are $15, for exactly 3 minute songs.…

You really have two options here...a topless massage or a full nude massage. I want to say topless is 50 and nude is 60. Place is a bit grimy, and you are expected to tip…

I went to babes east on a sunday evening at 7pm. The club was dead with no dancers until 9.30pm. I saw 3-4 dancers , most of them white. Girls do not chat with you…

I've been to strip clubs all around this great country of ours, and this one falls somewhere on the low end of the average stick. The girls seem (note, I didn't say 'are') coked out,…

Made it out here on a Wednesday for their $100 VIP special during the day. Got in and saw a mixed bag of dancers. There is something for everyone but the quality is not as…

Mixed club my ass. This is a black club, plain and simple. At the peak, before I left at 11:00, there were 14 dancers and they were all black. So were most…

Stopped in on a Saturday night hearing rumors that Monroe had returned. Unfortunately I found those rumors to be false, at least for the time I was there. Damn! Anyway, decent place,…

Very pushy place. Very impersonal. Dancers are pissed at you if you're not constantly up front tipping & more pissed if you aren't going private. I like to scope out a place to see who…

This club is awesome. Big screens everywhere, nice wood furniture, and you can get drinks right when you walk in. The lady giving them was very attractive too. I wish she had been dancing. There…

It's been a while since I've been here, the place looks exactly the same. Neighborhood is not the best but during daytime I've never had any problem. Small building, just 1 floor. The bar takes almost…

One of the better strip clubs I've been too. I always leave feeling good about the night, but also with empty wallet. I'd recommend this place for anyone who is looking for a night out…

Early afternoon to LD. Usually the dancers are in two piece bra and panties, go in the back and take the top off dance a bit go in the back and take the bottoms.…

This place is always pippin! was here on a Saturday evening wit some friends, usually travel alone, had some beers and were eyeing the honeys! My boy got two lap dances from a lil bit…

Stadium has been back open since Labor day. They are constantly promoting some instagram model or stripper on their facebook and instagram. Back in september it was pretty slow as many people didn't know that…

I had a lot of fun at the Electric Blue on my last drive through CT. There were lots of cars outside, but in the bar it did not seem crowded. I grabbed a beer…

Was looking for a way to avoid traffic so I pulled into this joint. Had a beer a watched a few girls dance. The beer was arguably the best part. Only one of the dancers…

Small club. I haven't been to Oasis in years, and the last time I went was just a quick, unimpressive visit. But I had heard nice things so I stopped on the way…

Went in on Saturday night to try this club out again. The place is very small and really unlike any of the other clubs in the area in terms of its small size and setup.…

My favorite club in the D.C./Baltimore area. The clientele is a mix of Hispanics, college students and wealthy white men. The place is neither classy nor dumpy but somewhere in between. The…

This is a review from August when I was recently in Vegas. On a previous trip, Sapphire had been the highlight of the trip. On this trip, however, it was actually the…

Some buddies and me were walking down Fremont when this busty blonde, lets call her "seasoned", convinced us to go in. Since it was pretty slow, and there wasn't a cover we took a…

Was last here a year ago or so...has not changed much. I was charged $44 for cover late in the evening, guess I should have grabbed a coupon or something. Felt a little…

Club desire is a regulars club. The women are more attractive than at the other ri clubs. However, if you are not a regular and you are looking for private dances you would need to…

I've heard a some good and bad about this place and really thought about stopping by. However I got lost driving around and happened to drive by on accident. I thought I might as well…

this club is only worth going to b/c once you're south of san francisco there's really not much to choose from. compared to SF, LA, Vegas it's laughable but honestly even compared to almost…

Came here two nights in a row on Tuesday and Wednesday. The reason we came on Tuesday is because they advertise "Crazy Tuesdays" or whatever it is. $5.00 dances, $2.00 drinks. We…

Rolled into this joint this last Saturday around 11pm. Doorman was very pleasant and collected the $11 cover charge. The place is clean and nice. As soon as I walk in the girls are walking…

....This is the major league of strip clubs.. To all rookies have a seat,, And learn what it take to be a strip club patron,,, For starters I was allowed to verbally penetrate and masturbate…

This club was ok. This was my first visit to a Memphis club and while I was definitely not thrilled, the experience was not as bad as some previous reviewers suggested. First, the club was…

This was the worst visit I ever had at PP. I arrived a few minutes before happy hour and grabbed a drink. Beer prices have increased from $4.75 to $5.25 since my last visit and…

Really nice place. Much, much bigger inside that it looks like from the outside. In a nondescript mall with some low-end stores. It's clearly a club from the outside but id doesn't scream 'strip club.'…

Haven't been to Club 390 for a while so I thought I'd give it a try. Was hoping to get a 220 Room dance from my fav Liliana. Unfortunately I didn't connect with her. Got…

What I had expected to be a 4 day tour in Detroit (the other "Big D" apparently), got extended another 6 days so I had the opportunity to check out a few clubs in the…

As noted in every review, this is not the easiest place to find. What helped me was familiarizing myself with the area ahead of time via Google Maps and its Street View feature as…

There aren't many clubs I visited that had a poorer selection of daytime dancers than this. Arent' an college cuties hungry for money during the day. I got to believe you can take night…

I found myself is San Diego on the weekend of October 9. I have been to HK a few times before but never on a Friday night. It is quite the experience. Everyone has listed…

This place is a lot of fun to go to. If you get there before 2 pm you get a free lunch. The girls are friendly and willing to stop and talk as long as…

I went in around 7 on a Thursday, and the club was not very full. I've been here other days when it was a lot busier, but that was when they had $10 dances, so…

Was in town visiting and decided to drop in. 10:00 pm on Tuesday. The place was pretty dead. $10 parking fee (!), $10 cover. No alcohol. I had a water that cost $5 and bought…

All I can say is OMG!!!!! I grew up in Hickory but never made it to either of the 2 clubs while i was there. Was back in town last week for a…

I only saw two dancers on duty but it was early, 3PM. Club is very nice. Interior and layout compared to Synn nearby I'd give this a place a 4 out of 5…

Sometimes after business trips, all I'm looking for is place to sit and drink without co-workers or acquaintances. Why not have a drink while looking at beautiful women? Partners is BYOB, which actually is quite…

This is a very creepy club. I've danced at 7 clubs, 5 in the denver area and I went in here to see how things worked. Somebody answers you at the door and the girl…

I worked here for a few months coming from denver. This club is insane. The house fee is 110 a night and they find new and exciting ways to charge you more all the time.…

Apparently Thursday all dances are half off and vips are $75 . I walked in and paid my $20 entrance not really knowing what to expect. There was this specific named honey who had an…

The outside is kinda ghetto, the dancers themselves range from a 4-10. There's a lot of parking and is generally a low pressure club. The weekends are super fun there, During the week total hit…

Went there a few weeks ago on a Thursday. Paid the 20 dollar fee. When I first got there around 8 it was empty not a lot of dancers.there was one light skin dancer on…

Mario's is all over the place when you look at them over the long haul, but consistently delivers a decent experience at a fair price. It's a safe bet to be a good time. Since…

Went in last Wednesday and they only had six girls working when they usually have at least ten. Sat there and talked to Miss Bee for a few and had a stage dance with…

Stopped by after doing business in Johnson City. This is the second visit for me. Let me tell you, this visit was much better. Four of the five dancers were super young…

Went in the afternoon on the way to Myrtle Beach. It is right on 17 across from the air station. Small place. Admission is a $10 membership fee. I use a fake name as usual.…

As stated before, Sheri's is a brothel. They've experimented off and on with an "up close" room, which is basically a nude strip club where touching is allowed. There's about a $25 per person…

Stopped in here last week Thursday to see who is available, and left very disappointed. In my hand I had half folded bills totaling $175. In the time that I was there, I was never…

visited the Hiliters again on Friday the 10th @ around 6pm and got to spend some more time with one of my favorites; Kaylani. The club was half empty and empties out even more...…

Scammer alert!! This is an addendum to my previous review. After reading Cleveland Lapper's and Chandler's reviews, and doing some messaging with TUSCL members for more information, I need to warn you guys about a dancer…

I met hazel on a Friday night she is an 18-19 yr old with a nice tan body .. her breast are natural b cup size breast with glasses. Here stage dances was really good.…

Not located in a great part of town, but worth a visit. Only one stage that everyone watches. Girls were not motivated to get up and dance, probably because not many guys were tipping. This…

I stopped in here two Thursdays ago for the Vikings game. I've been to this club countless times. To me, it's the best club in Richmond. But its still over-priced just like every other club…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon for a little fun. I haven't been to Deja Vu for a while... I used to be a regular and see one of the dancers on the side. It's a decent…

Came to the club on a Friday afternoon 3 or 4 pm, got free admission with a coupon out of one of those Vegas magazines. There were about 5 dancers when I got there, and…

Went to Club Pussycat after sitting around at Little Darlings for 20+ minutes without a single girl in sight. Me and some other dude just kinda rolled out and i went to Club Pussycat and…

Club Platinum has definitely seen better days. A decade or so ago, it was the place to go if you're into Black or Asian chicks. Fast forward to 2014, and it's the place to go…

2 cute young girls there that I saw, one said your up as I rang the buzzer and then I was let in... Menu was presented and I assumed I would be good to go…

A lot of people complain about GGG, but I really think the complaints aren't warranted. Given the club's location, the chicks know that it's all about customer volume rather than getting regulars. Hence why some…

Stopped by the club to watch several games, fill-up on the free stadium buffet, and spend some time with a recently unretired CF. Well, as Meatloaf said 2 out of 3 ain't bad.…

As nasty as you want to be... $2 to get to the arcade...$2 for about ten or fifteen minutes for the peep show....a chick fucked out of her mind, fingering her ass and pressing up…

I made my first trip to the Golden Banana last night. Overall, I was highly impressed. This club has the best layout I have ever seen in a strip club. There is a lot of…

I'll start by saying, if you're a guy who doesn't like to be approached by the dancers, then this is the place for you. Unfortunately for me, I am not that kind of guy. The Basics: The…

On the weekends, OG's s loaded with hundreds of girls - every type imaginable, and I mean every. Some are pushy, some are nice, some are drunk, some are sober, some are smart, some are…

I went to Ricks on a friday night at the request of a dancer named Arriana. She is overall about a 7 I'd say. Her dance is pretty damn good and she not afraid to…

I went on a Saturday night around midnight. Free parking, $10 cover. All customers and dancers were black except one or two white guys. A mixed drink in a small plastic cup was $8. There are…

I went to this club because it was close to my house. It is located in the cut of the road and can be easily missed. The dances were only 5 buck but the dancestors…

Decided to try this club out based upon the 2 reviews I saw before and I was disappointed. The physical layout of the club is nice, the music was a little too loud for my…

Have been to the Pittsburgh area a few times and driven by this place always curious what it was like so I finally decided to check it out. I think some things have changed from previous…