Not Impressive But Not A Waste, Either

I had a rare free night in Columbus on a recent Wednesday, so, being a fan of all-nude establishments, I decided to check this place out. It's located a few miles west of downtown, on the edge of a residential area, and in the same building as an adult book store. Outside advertising signage is not the most obvious, so you have to pay careful attention to find it.

This is technically a "gentlemen's club," where you sign up to be a "member" and pay a "membership fee" instead of a cover, which is $20. The main room is one long rectangle, with seating all centered around one of the longest stages I've seen anywhere. Also, has the odd arrangement of a single center pole and double-poles on each wing. Seemed to be a small, raised VIP area at one end (by the DJ) and both a public and private couch-dance room to one side. Since this is a BYOB establishment, the "bar" by the entrance offered non-alcoholic beverages and snacks like candy bars and chips; didn't seem to be a kitchen. Seating capacity puts it in the average size range of the clubs I've visited across the Midwest.

Only a couple of other customers were present when I arrived around 10 p.m. Attendance remained sparse until 11, when a slow but steady stream of arrivals started filtering in, to the point that the place was probably half-full when I left around 12:15. (I was told that, on weeknights, the place peaks out around 1 a.m.) Despite the low early attendance, dancers were still constantly up on stage on a regular rotation - one at first, then up to three (with one rotating out every song) by 11:30, so I do have to give the club a thumbs-up for that. All but one of the 10 or so dancers present were white and most were on the bigger and more thickly-built side; the only more petite ones were the black girl and a very heavily-tattooed white girl. While I normally go for more petite types, a voluptuous brunette played up to be well enough to convince me to go back for dances.