Reviews

I dropped in on a Tuesday while visiting Philly on business. The club was reasonably clean and welcoming. Cover was $5 I believe. The dancers worked in shifts of two on a…

For a SLC club, this one's pretty good. There's a main stage, and a secondary stage that I've never seen used. Lap dances are in plain view, in a couple of big chairs…

Odyssey seems to have the local reputation as one of the "go to" places in Tampa. There are a lot of clubs here, and a lot of them within a fairly short drive of…

I stopped in RCS on a Thursday night around 8:45. When I walked in, the very large weightlifter doorman/bouncer just glanced at me and did not ask for ID. So there is a benefit to…

I'm blaming my friend for this one....I knew it was going to be a bad idea. We had been to this club back in the day...back when it was actually a strip club. It wasn't…

was in town for the weekend and saw sammys right across the street from my hotel room so I decided to check it out... 1st off its free for military people so that was a…

If you want to have a in expensive drink with a $20 entrance fee this place is for you ... On Saturday evening this place had about 7-8 dancers if you are into plus size girls…

Last months Sunday night visit was a pleasant diversion: Uncrowded (like only 25% full), yet not dead as 2 out of 3 round elevated stages always had dancer on them with very little gaps. Night…

Midway Invader Sat ( Sunday since about 1:15AM) After catching up on e-mail and other things had my urge to hold a nice body in my arms. I've usually had good times at Midway Invader…

This is a small club in the heart of the red light district close to the Hauptbahnhof. The main space is almost full of a stage with two poles with (when I was there) an…

visited in jan- and wasn't even reviewed (or listed) on tuscl at the time. Is kinda close to the main drag and ample parking. Interior new, the stage is off to the left…

Have been to Hugger several times over the last month. Unfortunately for the girls, business has been down. Except for last Friday, each afternoon I had been there the girls outnumbered the customers. The quality…

This club was amazing! The dancers were very hot, and very friendly. Waitresses make sure your attended properly. The private dances were very hot and very affordable. The place was clean, and dancers very…

I go here twice a year or so, when Im in the area, usually the Nashua mall. I stopped in, no cover before six. 5 or six patrons, a coupe at the bar, couple by…

Its called the WORLD FAMOUS for a reason. If you go you should know what youre getting into. Its normally 10$ cover which is considered expensive by many peoples standards but when you consider how…

I had a chance to visit last Friday night. It was about 7:30 p.m. and found out they do not charge cover until after 9 p.m. The club look very nice. The main floor is…

The Low Down Tootsie’s Cabaret should replace Disney World as “The Most Magical Place On Earth,” as this massive adult entertainment complex is every gentlemen’s club aficionado’s dream come true. My review of Tootsie’s Cabaret…

It has been a while since I have made it to the Body shop (formerly Secrets) so decided it might be a good time to stop by = thursday night going into the Memorial Day…

First timer. I went with a friend on a Friday night, and we took the website free pass prints to get in. We took seats at one of the 2-person tables along the wall opposite…

Wow. Hadn't been to HL on a Friday afternoon in a while. Lots of dancers and customers, maybe due to the holiday weekend? Walked in and was worried that my usual spot was going to be…

Wild West is fairly clean and bright for a strip club. It looks like a sports bar that just happens to have a large stage in the middle. I went during a…

This is my monthly visit to players club this Tuesday. Paid the $25 cover and got my beer and some vodka for the girls. Surprisingly there were a few new girls this time around other…

Always love visiting Follies on a weekday afternoon around 1pm since there is no cover and no valet. You can usually find a high top and there are plenty of girls wanting your attention.…

Scores is an old mainstay for Baltimore. It's got a look and feel between a sports-bar and a Hooters, for the most part casual but you need to look at least somewhat presentable. Paid no…

Still the most hood of the four major strip clubs in Austin. Not as many but still a good number of black "niggers" girls. Also a lot of fat food stamps barrio Mexican girls, but…

After some visits to both Flamingo and Sahara I think Sahara will be my club of choice in the area: Dancer quality and prices are about equal but the girls at Sahara appear to be less…

Was in the area so I decided to hit Treasure Club since I had an unused free admission pass. Unfortunately me not paying cover was the best part of the night. When I walked into…

Went there for the first time yesterday and it was the best strip joint I ever been too. The reason I say that is because the dancers are good looking plus it doesn't cost much…

This is not a strip club but a massage parlour. But what a great experience they offer! Much netter than a strip club IMHO and a fraction of the cost. I booked an appointment with…

Stopped by this Atlanta institution in hopes of finding some ole friends and making some new ones. The usual weekend cover of $5 was paid and I then received the brief teasing pat down.…

For the record, I don't visit strip clubs too often, especially in Houston. The Men's Club very well might change that. Went on a Saturday night around 8:00 with some friends from out of town,…

After not having much luck at Red Dog, I decided to try this place out at around 5:30. My cover was waived when I entered because there weren't a lot of dancers there yet.…

Had to make my monthly stop back in The Treasure Club. Great club. I finally bought a VIP Black Card, which might actually save me some money now since my work will be moving closer…

So CR has ALWAYS been my favorite club to go to when im in Dallas. I arrived looking for my favorite dancer and noticed she wasnt there so I sat and just watched the scenery…

Cool place and really only one around except Mac 2's. Fully nude is better than going across to NH. Chicks are friendly, give a great little dance. Last time I went, was…

I've been to the Vu before and it was not my best club experience but definitely not my worst. There's a sex toy shop attached. You pay the cover at the door, extra if you…

Returned here in 2015 and the club was a disappointment. It was not nearly as busy as last time, and there where fewer dancers of lesser quality. It seems that perhaps the management has changed…

Well, at long last there is some furniture in the place! Plus the "new" rectangular dance floor. The girls are scant and unexciting. My favorite, a German with nice tits and a…

As others may have said, Showcase and Visions operate in the same lot. On the weekend its $10 for one club $15 for two. I haven't been in years, so I happily surprised to…

Other reviews have this place right. It is in the heart of the red light district, surrounded by brothels where you can get lots of exercise going up 4 or 5 flights of stairs looking…

Another great visit to Cowboy's. This is the most chill club around. I gave some tips on stage and always got a close look at the kitty and some tits in my face. A couple…

Yeah...just don't. I went on a Friday night, got there around 11:15, and the place felt like it was where local kids went to feel cool. The dancers didn't approach new customers, even though…

Went on Thursday night during the Rockets game and got there around 9:30. I like going on Thursday nights because they have reduced prices on drinks until 11:00 and it's close to home.…

Stopped by Mile High( close to St Pete/ Clearwater airport on Ulmerton Road) on a Friday night. Has nice posh appearance from outside with lighting, etc. The club itself has a pretty nice ambiance, looks…

Giving this place another chance and it was ok. Mid afternoon and the bouncer let me in for free even though it was after 1pm. The club is a decent size and hidden…

Rolled up into my favorite Greenville dive again - Godiva's 1. The have a new system where the strip club is on the left of the establishment and there's some sort of sports bar…

I made my second visit. It was a Saturday afternoon. I get a kick out of the fact that the church is the place's parking lot -- but it is. It was…

I went to the Pink Slip on a Monday night based on the reviews I had read about the amateur show. Frankly I was disappointed. Maybe I did not stay late enough but…

I'm continuing my review of my visit on 5/21, which was submitted abruptly: DJ played full length songs at our request, and it was very nice of him. Very friendly bartender who doubled as waitress with…

So I stopped by Cheetahs after a work-related function. This has generally been one of my go-to clubs, and I've written about the general layout of this place before so this is more of…

I've tried this club out a number of times. I'd say their girls are better looking than at other clubs in the area, but their private dances are expensive and not worth it.…

Was visiting a friend in Chula Vista and we stopped by this club to end the night. In general, this club is probably a little bit rougher in all aspects compared to the ones…

Had some time to kill on that side of town so I figured I'd stop in and have some fun. As usual the girls were sitting at the bar playing with their phones.…

You don't go to the Hi-Liter for the furniture so any description of the interior misses the point. You come for the girls and there are plenty of them. All ages and shapes…

I headed over to Oasis for a low key time. This place isn't as glitzzy as some of the other clubs but it's a solid option and I've come to appreciate what it has…

Second time to yellow rose, first review. The first visit was pretty incredible as I got to spend time with this smoking hot spinner brunette. But the second visit left much to be desired. I…

I arrived at the club late in the evening. There was one really good looking girl. The rest were meh at best. I am not into tatted up girls, there were a few of them…

This is a large, classy and relatively expensive FKK club. Entry is €75 including as usual in FKK clubs food (one of the best meals I have had in an FKK club) and soft drinks.…

Found myself in downtown Denver on a weekday night with some extra time. Conveniently located between the pedestrian/bus street and the theater district was a small looking club. It does not look…

Good place overall. Many dancers available and the place gets crowded after midnight ont he weekend which make it a solid environment. Without a doubt one of the best in LA HOWEVVER, the drink prices…

I went to this club first time on Saturday at 9 PM. It opens only around 8 PM. Entrance charge is 40 first time ($15 annual +25 day visit). There were about 8-10 girls were…

The good...Lots of hot females. Average was a 7 and many were 9-10s. The club itself is fairly nice although on the small side The bad...Dances were expensive with very limited contact. Beer was…

I have been a customer at SoCo for 25 years now. It has been up and down at times but I think it has been the most solid and reliable club in the area…

Walked in and was greeted by 2 bouncers who were quite chill. Walked around and found a seat. Within a matter of seconds I had a dancer after me for a lap dance. I told…

Yes ! I made a fantastic return visit to Country club. One of my favorite places in Guatemala City for economical fun. For gringos -- fair warning. It is in very rough Zona, very few…

Made a visit to Showgirl 3 late one night recently. This club has the reputation of the highest quality of dancers in the Fort. That's probably true but the are also the bitchiest. I probably…

I haven't been to Platinum Plus since the Greenville raid. I might have to start coming more often now. This place is no longer the stripper mega store it used to be. It definitely has…

Had time after work to stop by. Always a great time at the blue as the dollar goes a long way. Walked in and sat down at the bar, not too crowded and I…

Felt like making the rounds of some strip clubs on a Saturday. I got to this club about 8 pm. When I walked in, there was nobody at the door so I sat down. There…

A lot of things have changed since was last here, but it has been a few years. They removed the runway from the large stage and added a small stage by the bar.…

Got a free admission card from one of the bike-taxis and decided to give it a try. Really enjoy the atmosphere here. There are four large circular stages that make up the main floor with…

i figured since I went to dancers last friday night I would givemy annual review. I will say that the club has lost 2 of it's best recently. Ashton from the dayshift and maci from…

I decided to pay a later-night visit to this joint because one of my favorite dancers from another club had transferred there. Trouble wasn't there that night both literally and figuratively, Trouble being my…

Went to Scruples on a Weds night after work with some coworkers and a visiting client. We sat at the stage for a bit and gave the girls some dollars. The girls were all good…

Note this review is based on 3 visits through the month of April all on Monday afternoons. To start i have long been a huge fan of The Caddy as I have always been…

So I didn't have alot of time. My intention was to go and get a lap dance ASAP before going to the office. My first and second time going to this club was very late…

I dropped in at about 9:30 pm on a Wednesday night, the bouncer guy at the door said it was a $10 cover charge, I went in a couple of steps and it was super…

Visited this place tonight. First of all, there is a law throughout Columbus that is strictly no touch! No private dances in this city. Can't touch the dancers, and they can't touch…

Decided to try this club after a poor experience at the club down the street.  This club did not disappoint. The club is clean, the chairs are comfortable, and the VIP rooms are private.  The stage…

Desiree's used to be one of the best spots in the Akron area but those days are long gone. Physically, the place is run down and seriously needs refreshing. There are two bars. One in…

Southern Exposure downtown, Beck Street, just recently changed their opening time. They're always changing their times, so it makes it hard to keep track of, but this time they made it earlier again.…

Been here with an out of town friend and realized that this place gets crowded! With the IL restrictions, this place seems to be a choice destination for many ppl from Windy City (Chicago) looking…

I visited this club on a Sunday evening, there was no cover. I got a beer of budweiser $4. I only seen three dancers and the same amount of customers. The low amount of dancers doesnt…

Was in town for business and decided to stop by Cheeks. The first girl to sit down beside me looked like Kirsten Bell. The rest of the girls weren't as cute but all…

Went to Christie's on Tuesday and there were some changes. They now offer a 10min champagne room for $100. They also added a shower room. I haven't tried it but maybe next…

I came here with friends for my 21st birthday a while back. I use to always pass by it on my way to go out with friends or other stuff but never inside, until 1…

I generally only go to see 1 specific girl, but all the girls here are nice even though not my type. If you want food you can order from the sister bar next door, great…

Second trip to this club. Had been there maybe a couple years ago, and it was way more "european". Very expensive dances, and every girl wanting you to buy a champagne. This visit…

Ended up here at 3 am when the bars closed in San Diego. Wasn't expecting it to meet the standars of hong kong, but it did exceed my expectation. This place is no strip club,…

First time in a long while that I've been to PM DT in the afternoon (Friday is the only weekday they open at 12). I was on my way out of town and stopped…

Cafe Atlantis 5/21/2015 + brief travel log After two great nights in Niagara headed for Toronto. Stopped briefly on the way at Hamilton Strip but was early afternoon (about 2PM) and only saw 3 dancers…

Was in town with some friends for the recent fight. Love Vegas on a fight weekend and after several hours of drinking and gambling our crew was ready to head over to the…

Visited Penthouse Club while visiting New Orleans. The club itself is located just off of Bourbon St. This club can be pricey, but not too far out of range from similar clubs.…

I had been looking forward to visiting La Nude considering that it is the only full nude club in OKC. When I entered at about 7:30 in the evening there was 1 bar tender,…

When I'm in Raleigh on business I always try to stop in at TMG. I was given a friendly greeting at the door and soon after I sat down the waitress took my drink order,…

I stopped back at Silk after a while back and other reviews are right. It really is the best thing going in Milwaukee. There on a weekday afternoon and was still greeted by a really…

Seven girls on day shift. Three blondes a long haired brunette, a girl with short dark hair and an exotic black haired beauty. All girls height/weight proportionate and attractive. Very few customers. None interested in…

Visited this place for the first time back in April. Showed up around 9PM and there were about 6-8 girls there. The layout of the club was surprisingly good. I didn't expect the inside to…

There was no mandatory valet parking, but there might as well have been. There was some random parking lot attendant who moved the cone blocking the parking lot for a nominal fee. I paid the $20…

Went to the club for a Bachelor party. Paid for bottle service and a table and was definitely worth it. The club was packed and we would not have been able to find a seat…