I don't know why I keep...

I don't know why I keep checking in on this place. It used to be so much fun. Now it's just a lap-dance machine. Dancers look fantastic for the most part, but there are a few woofers. However, the better looking the dancer, the more stuck up they are and less approachable for dances. There's this pattern the best lookers seem to have there – power walking through the crowd looking like they've got something really important to be, and not making eye contact with any customers. Tip them liberally at the stage and you might actually get less of a performance than some cheap, younger guy. Came in with $200 in my pocket ready to blow on some intense private time with a hottie and never even got a nibble on my casts for personal attention.