A Strip Club That Invests!

It’s been a long time since I’ve reviewed the King of Diamonds. It’s probably because it’s pretty much an old reliable. It was the first strip club I went to since COVID-19, and it was the same place it’s always been. And I mean that in a good way! While I wish it were closer to the Twin Cities, its outpost down in Inver Grove Heights, Minn. means it’s left to its own devices.

There are many stunning girls who work there, and unlike starter clubs such as Déjà Vu, no matter how long they have or will be working there, you get the idea that they know what they’re doing, whether it be shaking their ass for tips or striking up a conversation with the lonely stripper hounds as they dance in front of them on the very comfy couches that line the walls of the club. That includes my ATF, Claudia, who’s still getting it done. At a time where the world went mad and anything I once thought was permanent became unmoored, seeing her blonde locks and wide smile kind of put everything back together again.

The big change, however, is both anodyne and something you just don’t see at a strip club. Over the past year or so, they’ve renovated the place. They’ve redone the exterior, and they’re in the middle of removing the fucking troughs in the men’s room. Thank God; I have never been comfortable whipping out my cock in front of other men. That entails closing the whole men’s room, and the KoD has switched the women’s room for the men’s room, which means that the women … er, I don’t know where they go. But my point is that you never see a strip club fix or maintain or improve their physical space. When the owner of the King of Diamonds is pouring money into her club (and yes, this is owned by the widow of the original owner), it shows that she cares to provide a good experience for the customers (and, presumably, the employees too). And that tells me the KoD ain’t goin’ anywhere. So, I can rely on this place being around, selling cheap beer and hiring the hottest women in the Twin Cities metro area who’ll show their pussies for money, for a long, long time.