The best club in the Twin Cities

Visiting again, King of Diamonds did not disappoint. As before, the vibe is friendly and low stress (the girls are not pushy, neither are the waitresses). Lots of good sight lines to the main stage. The only annoying policy is the ban on cell phone use, but I understand their reasoning. Oh, and the trough urinals are a bit scary.

Lap dances are my thing, and King of Diamonds continues to have a great setup for that. You can sample a dancer's enthusiasm and skill on the couches around the main stage for a low fee and then decide if they are worthy of a more personal dance in the back room. Dances back there are not bargain priced, but around $90 gets you a solid 30 minutes. Since you can conduct tryouts in the main room, you rarely end up wasting your money in the back room.

Another worthwhile tip - If you are interested in scouting out the full crew, show up by 8 to see the early shift. Then around 9, the shifts will change, and the late shift will all be presented on stage. This way you have a good shot at anyone who is working that night.