Well its no club. In fact...

Well its no club. In fact it is no strip. Its a sex shop where they sell toys, magazines, videos, lotions etc. They have this peep show where you can watch some bored woman rub her knees and celulite. I suppose if you havnt seen female flesh in years and years or enjoy the site of moose mating than you may get a woody here. For those more adventurous I would suggest the private show. It looks sort of like going to a petting zoo. You dont get to pet the critters but you still can smell them. Or just save your money and go outside and take your picture in front of the sign so that when your old and gray you can show your grandkids how rough it was when you were growing up. You know when you walked 5 miles in snow to get to school or traveled 1000 miles to have Sex with th World.