Stopped in the other night for...

Stopped in the other night for the Miss Nude Minnesota contest. I expected the "A" list performers to show up for this until I got into the club and saw the prize list. I think first place was $500. Not exactly enough to draw the big names. Most of the girls were "House" girls that cooked up some kind of act. I'm guessing that spilling some kind of liquid over a naked body must have tested high in the stripper focus group since almost all of the acts did some variation on this theme. There was chocolate, gold glittery stuff, ice water and milk. I stop there because that was as long as I stayed. When the milk girl brought out the SECOND half gallon of milk and acted like it was an offering to the Gods, I just had to leave.

No idea who won, but for me, it really didn't matter. Between the acts they offered two for one dance specials with the house girls so it was OK. Remember, this is still a DJV club so a two for one means two two minute dances instead of the regular three minute dances. It ends up getting them to four minutes for $20 which is pretty much standard any where else so it finally becomes worth it. Just remember to keep your hands at your sides at all times.