I've been hitting up the lamplighter...

I've been hitting up the lamplighter recently. I would say I've gone 4 or 5 times the past few months. It's hit or miss. I'm fine with the stage dancing being behind glass. I enjoy both drinking and fully nude strippers. Lap dances are $10, can't go wrong there. Quality of dancer can be pretty brutal, you gotta find the diamond in the rough. I'm the type of strip club guy who would rather sacrifice quality of dancer for mileage for my dollar. I enjoy seedy places. Which is probably why I gravitate towards the Lamplighter. Take out is definitely on the menu. Cheap beer and skanky strippers. Good times.