I was visiting the Twin Cities,...

I was visiting the Twin Cities, so after reading the various reviews I decided to take my business to the Choice. I showed up about 4:00 pm on a Thursday, and was immediately hit up for a dance. The other reviews have pretty much covered the general situation, such as $8 cover, no alcohol, and the good dances cost $30 each. All in all I dropped about $200 on three different ladies. My first dance was with Natasha, an attractive brunette. There was some contact but nothing to write home about. I then spent $60 with Lana, an aggressive short-haired blonde who was very outgoing and charming, but once again, the experience is not one for the record book. My final dances were with a very hot blonde with braces named Cameron. I gave her $100 for three dances, and she was the only dancer who managed to make my soldier "stand at attention" if you know what I mean. It was all legal and stuff, but let's just say I wish I had found her my first dance instead of my last. The rest of my money was doled out a dollar at a time at the tip rail, checking out each dancer and deciding which ones I wanted to spend more time with.

I'm a pretty critical strip club connoissuer, having been to clubs in many different states, including the original Rick's Cabaret in Houston. All in all I give this place a 6, since it wasn't bad for an all-nude club. I saw lots of Miss Kitty during the night, including a couple that were actually wet. Of course YMMV, but I didn't experience any real naughtiness beyond that of your average topless club, and it's not like I'm a gross disgusting kind of guy, so I don't think it was just me. This might be the best the Twin Cities have to offer, but I don't know. I fly home tomorrow.

My advice is sit on "pervert row" and tip all the dancers, and see how the women react to you based on your dollar tip. Get a dance from the ones that seem to be "into" you, but stop after the first song if it's not floating your boat. Also, be warned....some of the dancers totally ignore the fact that a song has ended, and they will cheerfully dance for you for multiple songs (and hit you up for the damages) if you are not careful.