Chapeau Vert Lounge
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16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Visited this club on a recent...

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cw
Dec 16, 2004, 5:58 PM
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Visited this club on a recent weeknight purely on a whim. After passing by many, many times I decided to check it out. Very small place with the feel of a neighborhood bar. The dancing girls are merely incidental distractions to most patrons. Appeared to be mostly a blue-collar type crowd, plenty of beards, hats, and "satin" jackets. The club has a small stage on one side of the room backed by mirrors. Opposite the stage is the bar and adjacent to the bar is the lapdance area, completely visible to all around. Didn't appear to be much mileage, not surprising considering the set-up. After settling in at a table, I was approached by a waitress, who asked to see my I.D. In case you were wondering, I'm 33 years old with a receding hairline and haven't been carded in at least 10 years! Well, it so happened that I didn't bring my wallet inside, so I had no I.D. which never crossed my mind. I only planned on drinking a coke anyway, but the waitress persisted, so I left, never to return. From what I saw from the 6 or 8 girls on hand I didn't miss a thing, plenty of flab and summer teeth. This club offers nothing in terms of amenities and little in terms of women. Don't waste your time, but if you must, be sure to bring your ID.

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