Comments by grrlgonebad (page 6)

I have so many more... odd... stories... it is amazing what weird shit happens when you mix booze and drugs... men... mostly naked women... loud music... in a dark room...

I have an unfortunate amount of dick pics in my deleted folder... so...

I do think a whole separate seciton on "smash or pass" would be good...

I was working at a tiny hole-in-the-wall dive bar club one night when the police showed up to... well, basically the owner had not paid the right people in the city to do whatever it was that he wanted to so... This was a full on shakedown. the way this club worked was a door to the main stage from the dressing room... where I had stripped down to nothing... I was in the middle of my third song... so totally nude... when the cops came in. They told everyone to stay where they were - including me. They went in the dressing room and brought out the other girls who were not on the floor. I will not lie, I wasn't sure if we were all about to be in some big ass club robbery.... I asked if I could go get dressed and they told me no... they did not want us "destroying evidence" in the dressing room... They basically asked the customers to leave... and none of them hesitated... this was not about them... We had to wait there until the owner got there and bring some documentation (it was his "in his wallet" hahahah)... so for an hour.. I sat on stage. Now being naked on stage in a dark room, with music playing and a crowd doing whatever it is a crowd does... is perfectly okay... and normal. But with no customers, the lights turned up, and no music.. and 4-5 cops wandering around.... that gets weird really fast... they told us we were all getting taken in for indecency... or whatever... and would get all kinds of nasty convictions on our record. This was TOTALLY intimidation of all of the employees... someone wanted to send a message to the owner... the owner finally got there and after some "negotiations" in the back we were all told we could get dressed and go... When the cops left, the owner... apologized to us all... and gave us all $100 to make up for it. He did not want us telling any other dancers about this... so that word would not get around... which is exactly what the cops (or whoever) wanted... So.. yeah... the most awkward moment in a club for me is deffo standing naked on stage for an hour or so with the house lights up... and no customers... except 4-5 uniformed cops....

Since I am new here, I don't know what the past looked like... but I can see some things I would like... I think everyone (most of everyone) likes the idea of dancer profiles. I know there are issues (legal and otherwise) behind that and a lot of abuse... but it could be fun. That said, as a dancer, I don't know that i would participate as fully in the forums (and thus the engagement) if I had my pictures and work schedule out there for everyone to see. Not that 99.9% of you guys are not just straight up fun pervs with a thick wallet...and an appetite for fun.... but it is that 1 guy who spoils it for all by stalking and terrorizing me... or worse. MOST strippers would only want to just use this as a marketing platform... and if you understand it that way, then it would be more appropriate than trying to integrate them into the whole "community".

@georg - I am cycling through banner header in my profile to give you some idea of the angriness of my... well... @libb - I am but one woman... flawed though she may be... and honest to all.... well, as honest as I need to be...

You think that 80 year old lady wasn't a hottie back in the day? you think she had never heard the words before? Hahahaha! Granny was probably a hot thing back in the day! Hahahaha! I have met those types of women... and they are absolutely lovely... wonderful... They are not the same "christians" in the parking lot trying to scream at us telling us we are doing the devils work... who can go fuck themselves...

Yeah! Pussy! (note... I don't have much in the tits or ass department.. so i have to go with what I got!)

You would be... horrified if you knew what some guys say at that moment... ... and yes... trust me.. politics is in there... a whole bunch of misogyny mixed in with it... but... yeah... Things I have actually heard... or some variant...."show me how a feminist sucks this maga cock...." I am like.. jesus fucking christ.. shut the fuck up about this!

Bajo... low or lower... Abajo.. beneath in the sense that it is beneath me to do that kind of work... debajo... beneath as in the cellar is beneath the house... Same goes for atras and detras... both mean behind... atras... my past is behind me... detras... the dumpster is behind the bar... ...and let's all remember how we know that derecho is straight.. and derecha is right... (masculine and feminine versions of the same root word).... guys may be straight but the woman is always right...

@ouddy... you would be AMAZED at how many guys talk politics in the club... HINT: None of them are Harris supporters...

If only... I would be lucky to be that!

I was gambling in a casino with a rather "frequent" visitor to the blackjack tables.... he told me that you can "feel" the casino shift about 3 or 4 times a day. According to him, from overnight to morning is the biggest difference. Yes, yes... only the "bad people" are at the casino at 5:30AM on a sunday morning... guilty as charged! The cards play better... the winning goes up. He wasn't sure if it was psychological... or the decks shifted after running through the overnight decks... I don't know... something sounded like it might be true... I just know that my winnings did noticiably change... I won more hands for more money at certain times... Any thoughts on if this is true.. and why it might be?

gotta go with nice... variety is the spice of life. I watched one of those "fucking machines" porn videos once.. and thought.. Yeah, I remember that guy... pretty intense at first, but the endless monontony... oh jeez.. just cum and get it over with...

> this lion is a frickin’ demented pervert. ROAR!!! My favorite kind of customer! Thank you all for all of this! AWESOME! I was doing what I thought was a REALLY good VIP session with a customer one night when out of nowhere he asks me... "so who are you voting for?" I had to stop for a second and check myself... what was I doing that was so boring that this guy was thinking about politics at a time like this! Literally my naked pussy is 3 inches from his face and he wants to discuss my political opinions? What did I do wrong? I ran through everything i had done with him up to that point to see if I said or did anything to make him lose interest...nope! none I could think of... Then it hit me.. this is the fucked up world we live in now... where politics is more intersting than pussy. On Mazlow's hierarchy of needs.. the things we humans really want on a primal level.. politics isn't on there.... but sex is... and somehow we have put politics above that.. What.. the.. absolute...fuck.. is...wrong.. with...us???? Make Pussy Important Again! MPIA!

Full disclosure... my profile image is my actual photo run through one of those avatar generator things... so... yeah... she's more like the perfect version of me... so... believe accordingly!

no! This is slutty fun stripper thread... get your own thread for that!!!

Full spread... hahahaha... that has so many meanings... I am sure you mean a lovely table at Thanksgiving.... with all of the foods you love... a holiday tradition from another time... but you know nekkid tho... :-)

hahahaha... good to know!

^Thank you! I may have a bit of an exhibitionist part to me... wait, it that obvious? i don't know if I will do a "full spread" if founder opens up the dancer profiles again... just because it might get a bit weird... but then again... maybe not!

did.... someone... say... bukakke... that is so.. in your face... with the... eplipsissssssss...... spewing.. everywhere! no.. not in my eye... no.. no... nooooo..... those dots burn!

I literally make my living creating a world where even the biggest, cheapest most distainful asshats on earth will come up with a dollar for a stage flash... at least.. I am pretty good at it... so we will see if I can melt the hearts... of the asshats here too... who knows... maybe they don't have them... but we will see!

@mogul - only Denver and that was a few years ago... but I am sure that girl was AWESOME! hahahaha... wait.. hmmmm....

also, i worked through the "grab her by the pussy" era... trust me.. I have anger issues about T for that alone...

In Texas.. if you don't dance for guys who wear MAGA hats.. you don't make much money.... I absolutely do...