Comments by Context21 (page 10)

Friday day shift before a holiday weekend can be wild from my experience. I recall there being at least triple the amount of dancers compared to a normal Friday this past Memorial Day. It was awesome, the dancers out numbered the patrons 2:1, there were some good deals to be had as far as extras were concerned.

Our country is going down faster than a dancer on the last day of the month.

Bathroom is in the Southwestern corner of the building located adjacent to the entrance. Often time used rubbers will be floating in the toilet. There isn’t any paper towel dispensers, electric only. Standard dance price is $40 for a single dance, $100 for three. Dancers can set their own prices so it can vary.

I had just returned from a trip and hadn’t busted a nut in almost a week. Went to my go to club with a very particular dancer in mind to help relieve me. I was overwhelmed upon arrival and forgot to inform her, it shot out both sides of her mouth and her nose. I felt so bad, but at the same time could hardly keep from laughing.

A dancer asked me if I had any kids, I replied no. She then said her doctor told her she might be pregnant and it was down to me and one other guy as to who the father could be followed by a few moments awkward silence be for she said she was only kidding.

There was a handful of fatal shootings just recently. I’ve also had shady fuckers follow me right up to the door, not cool when you have a pocket full of extras bucks.

Get rid of career politicians, end their pensions and ban them from investing while in office. We’ll see how many of them stick around. Both sides are absolute trash, anyone worthy or qualified to hold office can’t win because of the failed two party system.

I would be hesitant to do a duo at kittens. Lot of shady dancer there, lots of reports of guys getting taken for a run. If you’re dead set on one leave your credit/debit card at home and stick to cash and don’t prepay.

Try not to get shot while you walk to the door.

Just follow the instagram lineups, read some past reviews to learn some names. If you’re dead set on going at night I would lower you expectations a bit.

Yes

Hairy legs are also a deal breaker.

Terrible idea, especially with a recession imminent.

I’m sure there are going to be a lot of dancers who regret tattoos in the years to come. Just think of the tramp stamp generation, grandkids asking grandma why she has a bullseye on her lower back.

The smell factor is huge. Unfortunately a lot of the girls up in the Seattle area smell like old bong water, big turn off. How offended do you think they would get if you offered them some chewing gum?

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She does a good GC finisher.

Anya; blonde Eastern European, smaller natural breast. Martina; blonde Russian dancer, natural breast likes her bubblegum. Adora; Latina, huge fake boobs. Mandy; white brunette, lots of tattoos and natural B cup. Kenzie; younger blonde, lots of tattoos. Jade; very fit early 20’s blonde, natural boobs with arm sleeve. Entice; AA large firm fake boobs. Monse; older petite Latina, huge fake boobs. Madison; brunette, fake boobs.

You must have meant Saturday in your report,M was there yesterday. I left her with one up top and down below, Funday indeed.

There are cameras in the VIP but half the time they are unplugged. A lot of the dancers will grab your shirt and block the camera if they think it’s an issue. Ultimately it all comes down to your and the dancer’s comfort level with them.

I’m pretty sure the white milf will do FS, saw her bouncing up and down in the lap dance area like a rodeo star. It’s also the 1st of the month so money talks I suppose.

It’s really just stupid nitpicking from non locals. Pandoras is literally the second most reviewed club in the country. All the club details have been written about countless times so most regulars skip them and get strait to the point. Just put the basic details like how much you spent, who you saw and how it was should get you approved.

Shit, $300 gets you balls deep more often than not!

You really have to wonder what the Eskimo family tree looks like.

Liz is fun.