Unexpected question

A regular MILF white dancer told me a crazy # of guys want her to call them daddy.

Talk to a 100 strippers, you get 100 different stuff --- if you like 'em, deal with the BS, and move on...

Make your life simple and everyone's simple as well...

It is anticlimatic, if you believe that "a stripper is asking if she should call you papi", and immediately you turn around and posting a message about "what a stripper told" in this forum...

While sharing a post-VIP drink, a regular called me "Daddy". I reflexively told her "I'm not your Daddy". Boomer that I am, I looked it up later on Urban Dictionary and realized she was trying to pay me a compliment.

What is Spanish for prick? That’s what ilbbaicnl should ask to be called.

I don't recall any dancer asking me what she can call me. Most Cubans just call me Papi. The other dancers usually just call me babe or baby.

Boo is pretty common

“Papi” is pretty much universal from the Spanish speakers, and it’s a term of endearment. But a white girl calling me “Daddy” is creepy, and an instant turn off.

I usually get called “Mufasa” or “Simba”. But then again, I’m a frickin’ lion and I look like a king, so it works. ROAR!!!

^^ Just don’t become Rick the Liger and want pronouns like “it and them” and tryout for women’s swim teams.

But that won’t happen - most cats are afraid of water, right?

Good thread so far, only one person (that I can see) with an RBM (resting bitch mind) problem.

Yeah, the ignorant prick who started this thread…👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿

I'm not sure I understand the analogy. Are you saying it is okay for the plumber to expose crack? That you like it?

Or that you are not a fan of being called Papi, much like I'm not a fan of plumber crack, but accept that it's just part of the deal.

If the dancer means Papi as in Daddy its a dick softener, but the meaning has extended to the point where dancers usually means "my guy" and should be taken as a compliment imo.

All Cubans call me Wana Dans.

^lmao.

@Dolfan what we can say for sure is that, if the plumber is a hot Cuban chick, I would want to see the whole butt crack.

It's as simple as the title. I don't know why she'd worry I didn't want to be called papi. She's serious about banking, so maybe she's heard that papacito is more typical of Mexico than papi.

you don't want to be called cohemi.

(or maybe you do if the girl is saying that to you...)

We got no Cubans up here. I feel like I'm missing out. Boo.

A dancer asked me if I had any kids, I replied no. She then said her doctor told her she might be pregnant and it was down to me and one other guy as to who the father could be followed by a few moments awkward silence be for she said she was only kidding.

You win Context22.

They can me dickhead for all I care if they provide me good service

Call me *

The ones I know must really dig me. They call me Grandpa.