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56 reviews by JupiterHotCakes

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Wore My Bad Idea Jeans Tonight

So after visiting the Condor Club and Garden of Eden, I headed over to club #3 in my SF club crawl. Walking along Broadway, I took a glance down a street and saw the Larry…

3 days ago

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, CA

Didn't Find that Tasty Apple

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

After seeing what there was to see at the Condor Club, I headed less than a block down Broadway to find The Garden of Eden. I was hoping to find my hot-ass naked Eve there.…

5 days ago

Condor Club

San Francisco, CA

Great History, Now Let's Get to the Present

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Was in SF and stop #1 on the strip club crawl had to be The Condor Club. This was the first topless bar in the US, opening in 1964. Hard to believe it took that…

6 days ago

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

The Antidote to Overpriced Manhattan VIPs

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After visiting a bunch of Manhattan clubs, I hopped on the 7 subway line and headed out to Queens. It's a short walk from the 33rd St station on Queens Blvd. Look for the green…

4 wks ago

Vivid

New York, NY

They're Hoping Leonardo DiCaprio Shows Up

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

In my last NYC visit, I had Vivid on my list but just didn't have the time. Wanted to correct that this time. After Rick's, I stopped here before heading out to Queens. These NYC…

4 wks ago

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

Got Thoroughly MILFED

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This was my second visit ever to Rick's. The first time was a pleasant surprise as I had low expectations. I wasn't prepared for how beautiful the dancers were and the customer service I received.…

1 mo ago3

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, NY

Met My Own Personal Calypso For Good and Bad

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

After a visit to Flashdancers in Midtown, my intention was to head back to my hotel and get ready for the evening's festivities. But as I was walking down 8th Ave, I noticed a red…

1 mo ago

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Girls Were Diverse and I was Included. Not as much Equity.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I have a soft spot in my heart for this joint. It's just a chill spot to hang in the West Times Square/East Hells Kitchen area of NYC and if you manage your expectations and…

1 mo ago

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, ID

Big Rhino in a Little Mud Hole

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

After Eclipse, I headed into downtown Boise where there's a Spearmint Rhino. It looks like a faux swanky night club from the outside and inside it's got that faux swanky opulence as well. Paid the…

2 mos ago

The Torch Lounge

Boise, ID

Got Torched at The Torch

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Last stop of my Boise club crawl. The Torch this night seemed pretty busy. It was tough finding a parking spot - it's just down the road from Spearmint Rhino where I came from, on…

2 mos ago2

Eclipse

Boise, ID

Eclipsed My Expectations

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Was driving through Boise and stayed the night - decided to visit as many clubs in town as my stamina and wallet could handle. First up was Eclipse. It's a little outside the main downtown…

2 mos ago

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, CA

Needs more Palm Springs in its DNA

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Was in town and decided to do some anthropological research by visiting this club. It's kind of on the border of Palm Springs and Cathedral City in a quasi industrial/commercial sector just off the main…

3 mos ago

American Bush

South Salt Lake, UT

Had Some Asian-American Bush This Time

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

When in Salt Lake, you have to get back to the Bush. It's in an industrial area south of downtown. I arrived late at night on Easter Sunday to kill some time before picking up…

4 mos ago

Candy Store

Phoenix, AZ

Wish I Licked a Lollipop at the Candy Store

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I stopped by The Candy Store at about 1:30pm. The place is right at a very busy intersection with nothing to obscure you as you get out of your car and into through the door.…

10 mos ago5

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

I Want These Girls to be Crazier

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I left the Candy Store for an appointment that ended up being delayed, so I decided to check out nearby Crazy Girls. The place looks like a Florida-type club from the outside and there was…

10 mos ago

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

Jeb Bush-style Low Energy at Hi-Liter

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After Sugar 44 and Bourbon St, I was ready to check out the legendary Hi-Liter. I got there at about 1:15 am (they close at 2a) and still had to pay the $10 cover to…

10 mos ago2

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Crickets on Bourbon Street

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I had been to Bourbon once before on a Saturday night in January. The place had been hopping with a full crowd and girls dancing on all three stages. It was one of my fave…

10 mos ago8

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

Harvested Some Sugar Cane

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Found myself in Phoenix and went on another strip club spree. First stop was Sugar 44 at about 10pm. Free parking on the side and back, entrance is in the front. I had printed out…

10 mos ago3

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, NJ

Where Jersey Rednecks and Educated Black Girls Hang Out

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I'd been here once before and it was pretty bad, but I didn't want to judge it on one night. Going on a Monday night probably wasn't the best sample, but I was in the…

1 yr ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

They Say Never Meet Your Idols. They Are Wrong

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After reading countless reviews of this historic destination, I finally was able to make the pilgrimage to the Pink Palace. I felt I like I was meeting my longtime heroes I had read about -…

1 yr ago12

Hoops

New York, NY

Hoops is a Nice Layup, Not a Slam Dunk

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Hoops is right next to Rick's near Herald Square in Manhattan. I was at Rick's and literally walked 10 feet to enter Hoops. Cheap coupon bastard that I am, I had a free admission print-out…

1 yr ago

Show Palace

Long Island City, NY

$75 VIP in NYC? Ya Gotta Be Kiddin' Me

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

My NYC club crawl came to a close with Show Palace. I entered just before midnight on a Tuesday night - people say the show really gets going after midnight so I timed it to…

1 yr ago1

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

No Comedians Here, but There Might Be an Exploding Watermelon

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After a couple of midtown clubs, I was ready to see what the outer boroughs would offer. I had read reviews here and heard from others about the better pricing out in Queens so I…

1 yr ago3

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

Sometimes, Corporate Clubs Do it Right

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Found myself in the city and felt like pulling a mini-Muddy club crawl review for NYC. I had only been to Flashdancers Midtown previously so I wanted to branch out and see what else the…

1 yr ago1

Hustler Club

Nashville, TN

The People Vs Larry Flynt

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I had been to Nashville's only other club, DejaVu, so I decided to complete the city tour and visit this one. Both clubs are owned by the same group. This one's less than a…

1 yr ago2