Crickets on Bourbon Street

I had been to Bourbon once before on a Saturday night in January. The place had been hopping with a full crowd and girls dancing on all three stages. It was one of my fave club experiences. But this visit couldn't have been more different. I pull up and the parking lot has plenty of open spaces. Instead of waiting outside like last time, I head right in, pay the $10 cover to the lady in the window. They give me a receipt to hand to a random dude once I'm inside.

I'm shocked at how DEAD this club is. I know it's Wednesday night, but AZ has cooled down a bit and conference season should be in full swing. No one is on stage, there are about 4 PLs in here and girls are either nowhere to be found or sitting in corners on their phones. I sat down at a table near the stage and a server came by to get my drink order. I got a Stella for $8. The bar is along the wall to the right when you enter the club.

The middle stage is the only one in use tonight. I see a very young, Kate Moss-looking spinner get on the stage. I throw a few singles and make eye contact - when she's done with her song, she comes and sits down next to me. Her name is Izzy - we did a couple of lap dances. Those are $20 each and they happen all the way to the left up a few steps. We did two - I loved her body, cute A-cups with eraser nipples and a hella fine figure. She was fun to talk to but since she's a travel dancer from Utah, good luck finding her again!