Reviews by TheSingularity
Submit a ReviewPlayhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Nibbles and Nips? More like Age in the Cage
It has been a bit since I had a free Friday morning to check out the once-a-month early morning offerings from Playhouse. So when I saw a chance come my way yesterday, I jumped at…
2 commentslast: 2 mos ago(TheSingularity)
Oct 4, 2025, 9:01 PM
Club Risque
3025 Veterans Hwy
Bristol, PA 19007
A helping pair
Upon knowing work would take me up to the northeast, I called in and found my favorite brazilian regular was supposed to be on shift. With visions of bouncing curves dancing in my head, I…
1 commentslast: 2 mos ago(billybaroo74_1)
Oct 1, 2025, 4:01 PM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Picked a bad one
Normally I come here and have a very specific target in mind. For those of you who know, we'll, you know. The Brazilian contingent is strong here and they (specifically one) offer incredible service at…
5 commentslast: 3 mos ago(TheSingularity)
Aug 25, 2025, 5:43 PM
Club Risque
3025 Veterans Hwy
Bristol, PA 19007
Magic Carpet Ride
Found myself in NE Phila again fir work so decided to drop by the area's home gorgeous less-aged Brazilians. If you want them aged somewhere between wine and milk, Playhouse is your best bet across…
4 commentslast: 4 mos ago(TheSingularity)
Jul 24, 2025, 5:39 PM
Purple Orchid
3275 S 61st St
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Rainy day fun
Finally got away from work and was able to swing through my one of my favorite spots in the area for an extra good time.
Settled in and got myself a $6 drink. Melissa is quick…
Jun 25, 2025, 5:47 PM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Rainy afternoon fun
So at this point, I definitely have a regular thing going at Oasis. I come in during afternoons on day shift during the week and take an extra long working lunch to relieve some tension.…
May 27, 2025, 6:54 PM
Vivide (V Live)
1271 Marietta Blvd NW
Atlanta, GA 30318
Experiencing a Follies veteran
Normally I don't get the opportunity to travel outside of my work or home bases, but I got the opportunity to attend a conference in Atlanta, and knowing that there was lots of fun to…
Apr 29, 2025, 5:06 PM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Big spice on a frigid day
The day was the first Friday in February, which traditionally in this area is when Wing Bowl used to be. As I understand it, this was also one of the biggest days of the year…
Mar 4, 2025, 10:14 PM
Purple Orchid
3275 S 61st St
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Blessed Be
Had a rare instance where I found myself in the city in the evening and decided to make the most of it. Having already indulged in a WOC-based club earlier in the day at La…
2 commentslast: 9 mos ago(TheSingularity)
Mar 4, 2025, 10:06 PM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Daytime in Brazil
There's nothing better than a brrazilian reprieve from the cold. That's what I went to Oasis in search if this frigid Wednesday afternoon and I'm happy to say my quest was successful.
Pulled in around…
3 commentslast: 10 mos ago(TheSingularity)
Jan 25, 2025, 10:31 PM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Not just for hands anymore
So post-holiday adventures had me over on the Jersey side of the river, and that led me to see what, if anything, I've been missing at the Geriatric Jack Shack in the years since ive…
6 commentslast: 11 mos ago(TheSingularity)
Jan 4, 2025, 2:40 PM
19th Hole Lounge
3011 Jenkintown Rd
Glenside, PA 19038
Someone take it out back already
It's almost impossible to overstate how far this club has fallen. I came in on a Saturday afternoon at a time when, in the old days, stars like Stephanie, Bunny, Babydoll, Laney, and the Brazilians…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(mallocup)
Dec 3, 2024, 9:57 PM
La Pearl Lounge
328 N 54th St
Philadelphia, PA 19139
The cream always rises
Finally had a long enough stretch to myself that I could take another trip to this fine nation's best hood club.
Parking was easy to find out front when I arrived around 5:30 PM, paid…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(TheSingularity)
Oct 26, 2024, 5:40 PM
Fox Gentlemen's Club
104 E Main St
Bath, PA 18014
Taking a Bath
This was my 3rd time here ever, found myself with an off day with nothing to fo so I said fuck it and went. Plenty of street parking coupled with a modest parking lot in…
Sep 26, 2024, 6:24 PM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Unexpected extra privacy
Since Oasis has changed their hours to opening at 1pm at earliest, it's impeded my ability for afternoon delights here. So when the opportunity came up to drive through the area later in the afternoon,…
Aug 28, 2024, 4:33 PM
Chicas Bonitas
11044 Harry Hines Blvd
Dallas, TX 75220
Quick service
Went to the CL recently and before i could even get my club soda order back from the bar, I found by far the hottest dancer I have ever seen there, V. She was new…
5 commentslast: 1 yr ago(TheSingularity)
Jul 30, 2024, 4:39 PM
Purple Orchid
3275 S 61st St
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Extra clean and extra services
Having recently had an itch scratched over at La Pearl, I found myself with a chance to hit the city’s other WOC paradise and more thoroughly address the need. I got to the club pretty…
5 commentslast: 1 yr ago(BigSlick)
May 29, 2024, 6:06 PM
La Pearl Lounge
328 N 54th St
Philadelphia, PA 19139
West Philadelphia Playground
While Will Smith spent time shooting b-ball outside of the school in West Philadelphia, when I’m in the area, I like to indulge in a different sort of action: the WOC Wonderland that is LP/OSC
Split…
May 29, 2024, 5:39 PM
Bucks Wild
11327 Reeder Rd #200
Dallas, TX 75229
OK time at Bucks
Tonight Bucks in Dallas was my destination of choice.
Place is BYOB so make sure you bring your own booze. I paid the 20 dollar cover and was pleasantly surprised to see about 10-15 dancers…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Cunnbunn)
Apr 30, 2024, 8:30 PM
La Pearl Lounge
328 N 54th St
Philadelphia, PA 19139
A rare miss
Found myself with a free late afternoon and decided to spend it in the hood with some of West Philly’s finest. Parking was easy to find across 54th since I got there early. I’ve never…
7 commentslast: 1 yr ago(funonthaside)
Mar 5, 2024, 7:14 PM
Baby Dolls
10250 Shady Trail
Dallas, TX 75220
God bless Texas
After my last stop here with A, I was dying to come in and check her out once more. I might have been unsuccessful in my goal, but I definitely found some more variety and…
Mar 5, 2024, 6:45 PM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
More time at Oasis
I’d been craving a repeat trip to Oasis ever since my last visit with N, so I made the trek down to south philly after a work presentation to see if she was around. Arrived…
7 commentslast: 1 yr ago(TheSingularity)
Jan 8, 2024, 8:24 PM
La Pearl Lounge
328 N 54th St
Philadelphia, PA 19139
LPL on a Saturday
Found myself some free time awhile back and I figured I’d check out La Pearl. Neighborhood isn’t the best but when I got there (5:30ish) parking nearby was easy to find. Paid the $10 cover…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(funonthaside)
Jan 8, 2024, 7:01 PM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Spicy Oasis
My last Philly club visit was here since last time, one special entertainer showed me a great time while intimating more was available if we were to upgrade to private. Was she spitting truth or…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Artax)
Nov 3, 2023, 1:00 AM









