Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Pivoting doesn't always work well

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TheSingularity
Feb 21, 2026, 7:13 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Showed up here on a Saturday before an NFL playoff game and decided to hang for a little bit. I don't come here super often but still know a decent bit of the regular dancer crowd. I checked the phone schedule before making the trip in and heard Z was on the schedule. She's a thick dirty blond brazilian with sexy tattoos, big tits and a fat ass who I've had a great time with in the past, so I figured it was worth a stop in during her regular Saturday afternoon shift. I sat down at the end of the bar by the mirrors across from the bathrooms, paid my $10 cover, got my water (I don't drink anymore), and settled in to wait for my dancer of choice.

 

I don't know if there's another dancer who's assumed her name, but the dancer who was announced to the sage as Z was definitely NOT her. This one was raven-haired and a thin build and not much in the curves department, at least not as much as the dancer I thought I'd come to see. So I resigned myself to other options. I saw R, a thin-ish blond with ink and decent man-made top, and she gave a persuasive barside pitch, but I was holding out for other options. T looked great, as she's put on a small bit of weight from her fitness competition days and her tits look even more impressive, but she was pretty occupied during my time there, basically one after the other. The same was the case with D, and thought while she gives great service for what she offers, I like extras beyond hand stuff and she doesn't really offer that.

 

Then around came K, who I've seen everywhere from the former Red Raven to Club Risque to now here. She looked fantastic, huge ass and plentiful tits in a tiny two piece that showed off all her impressive curves. We caught up for a bit and she told me about the civilian job she's taken in recent weeks, so she no longer bounces back and forth between Florida like she used to. She did say she's only working as a dancer every other saturday now, so I guess I got lucky/unlucky depending on how you look at it. She sold pretty hard for a dance and let me know just like in the old days, everything was on the table.

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