Extra clean and extra services

Having recently had an itch scratched over at La Pearl, I found myself with a chance to hit the city’s other WOC paradise and more thoroughly address the need. I got to the club pretty early, around 1:15 PM on this weekday, to get almost punched in the face by the stench of strong cleanser being used. I’m all for things being spic and span, but inhaling bleach to this level wasn’t exactly helping sell the fantasy. Plus if I go home with bleach spots on my clothes, that’s going to be difficult to address on multiple levels. It was so strong a smell the DJ had to open both the back and front doors to create a crosswind to drive out the aroma. Hey cleaning staff, maybe chill on the bleach, yeah?

In addition to the overly sterile ambiance, three dancers were present. The first was G, a dark skinned lady who I’ve read in other reviews provided solid service but doesn’t exactly have the look I go for. So I politely passed on her to see what else might be present today. That brought S to the stage, an older thick dancer with +2s so big, they probably have their own gravitational field. While this would normally be an easy allure to part me with my cash, the recent reviews of this dancer don’t paint her in a flattering light at all as well as jive with my own experience that she’s a hustler. Nothing kills the mood for me faster than not being able to suspend my disbelief that this isn’t totally financially driven. Naïve, I know, but I have to have a little bit of fantasy left to enjoy things, and that’s impossible when you know for a million percent fact that money is more important than service. So I passed on her as well.

That brought up S2, a light skinned big titty thick beauty who’s another known quantity around these parts. She recognized me and plopped down next to me after her set, ordered a drink, and we caught up a bit. She’s always great to talk to. Once I saw time getting short, she was happy to take me back and ensure that there was no blood left in my brain over the course of three songs. Her performance has always been top notch and today was no exception, giving me everything I could ask for in the community room (private rooms are definitely not needed here) and then some all while not making me think her mind was always on the money. S1, take notes from S2! I tipped her $80 on top of our songs and got myself back on the road.