Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Nibbles and Nips? More like Age in the Cage

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TheSingularity
Oct 4, 2025, 9:01 PM
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Visited: Friday Morning

It has been a bit since I had a free Friday morning to check out the once-a-month early morning offerings from Playhouse. So when I saw a chance come my way yesterday, I jumped at it and took the trek to the Land of the Hand.

 

I'm not sure I'm thrilled I did.

 

Before we get too deep, the usual nonsense. Right off Rt 130 in Burlington, can only enter from one side of the street. Parking is plentiful and cover is $10. BYOB place but water/soda is included with the cover price. Bar is a rectangle shape with a similar two-poled stage. Significant dollar parade happens here, and not just after stage shows. Literally all of the time. That said, most dancers who stop by will attempt to lure you into a dance with some mini-lap dances barside, OTP action, and occasional ITP encouragement. The expectation here is a manual release by your dancer of choice if you take them back to one of the numerous $30-a-song lap dance rooms/cubicles.

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