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39 reviews by TheSingularity

The Dream Boutique

Philadelphia, PA

Unconventional usage

So normally, there's a whole way the strip club experience works. We waltz in, sit down, order a drink, ogle some ladies, entertain them in idle banter as they come over, and possibly go back…

1 mo ago3

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Tan Lines and Lust

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Parked outside the club at about noon, not long after opening. My regular lady usually gets there around then or shortly thereafter, so I figured I'd give myself time to have a drink and settle…

2 mos ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Pivoting doesn't always work well

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Showed up here on a Saturday before an NFL playoff game and decided to hang for a little bit. I don't come here super often but still know a decent bit of the regular dancer…

5 mos ago5

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Moving on to a new go-to girlie

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So I had a strikeout with an OTC attempt over in NJ and figured I'd hit up the usual ebony sure thing on Passyunk. As usual, I found a great choice, but God damn this…

7 mos ago3

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Nibbles and Nips? More like Age in the Cage

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

It has been a bit since I had a free Friday morning to check out the once-a-month early morning offerings from Playhouse. So when I saw a chance come my way yesterday, I jumped at…

10 mos ago2

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

A helping pair

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Upon knowing work would take me up to the northeast, I called in and found my favorite brazilian regular was supposed to be on shift. With visions of bouncing curves dancing in my head, I…

10 mos ago1

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Normally I come here and have a very specific target in mind. For those of you who know, we'll, you know. The Brazilian contingent is strong here and they (specifically one) offer incredible service at…

11 mos ago4

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Magic Carpet Ride

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Found myself in NE Phila again fir work so decided to drop by the area's home gorgeous less-aged Brazilians. If you want them aged somewhere between wine and milk, Playhouse is your best bet across…

1 yr ago4

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Rainy day fun

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Finally got away from work and was able to swing through my one of my favorite spots in the area for an extra good time. Settled in and got myself a $6 drink. Melissa is quick…

1 yr ago

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Rainy afternoon fun

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So at this point, I definitely have a regular thing going at Oasis. I come in during afternoons on day shift during the week and take an extra long working lunch to relieve some tension.…

1 yr ago

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

Experiencing a Follies veteran

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Normally I don't get the opportunity to travel outside of my work or home bases, but I got the opportunity to attend a conference in Atlanta, and knowing that there was lots of fun to…

1 yr ago

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Big spice on a frigid day

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

The day was the first Friday in February, which traditionally in this area is when Wing Bowl used to be. As I understand it, this was also one of the biggest days of the year…

1 yr ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Blessed Be

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Had a rare instance where I found myself in the city in the evening and decided to make the most of it. Having already indulged in a WOC-based club earlier in the day at La…

1 yr ago2

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Daytime in Brazil

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

There's nothing better than a brrazilian reprieve from the cold. That's what I went to Oasis in search if this frigid Wednesday afternoon and I'm happy to say my quest was successful. Pulled in around…

1 yr ago3

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Not just for hands anymore

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

So post-holiday adventures had me over on the Jersey side of the river, and that led me to see what, if anything, I've been missing at the Geriatric Jack Shack in the years since ive…

1 yr ago6

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Someone take it out back already

★★★★★★★2.3/10

It's almost impossible to overstate how far this club has fallen. I came in on a Saturday afternoon at a time when, in the old days, stars like Stephanie, Bunny, Babydoll, Laney, and the Brazilians…

1 yr ago1

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

The cream always rises

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Finally had a long enough stretch to myself that I could take another trip to this fine nation's best hood club. Parking was easy to find out front when I arrived around 5:30 PM, paid…

1 yr ago2

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, PA

Taking a Bath

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This was my 3rd time here ever, found myself with an off day with nothing to fo so I said fuck it and went. Plenty of street parking coupled with a modest parking lot in…

1 yr ago

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Unexpected extra privacy

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Since Oasis has changed their hours to opening at 1pm at earliest, it's impeded my ability for afternoon delights here. So when the opportunity came up to drive through the area later in the afternoon,…

1 yr ago

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, TX

Quick service

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Went to the CL recently and before i could even get my club soda order back from the bar, I found by far the hottest dancer I have ever seen there, V. She was new…

2 yrs ago5

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Extra clean and extra services

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Having recently had an itch scratched over at La Pearl, I found myself with a chance to hit the city’s other WOC paradise and more thoroughly address the need. I got to the club pretty…

2 yrs ago5

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

West Philadelphia Playground

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

While Will Smith spent time shooting b-ball outside of the school in West Philadelphia, when I’m in the area, I like to indulge in a different sort of action: the WOC Wonderland that is LP/OSC Split…

2 yrs ago

Bucks Wild

Dallas, TX

OK time at Bucks

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Tonight Bucks in Dallas was my destination of choice. Place is BYOB so make sure you bring your own booze. I paid the 20 dollar cover and was pleasantly surprised to see about 10-15 dancers…

2 yrs ago1

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

A rare miss

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Found myself with a free late afternoon and decided to spend it in the hood with some of West Philly’s finest. Parking was easy to find across 54th since I got there early. I’ve never…

2 yrs ago7

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

God bless Texas

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

After my last stop here with A, I was dying to come in and check her out once more. I might have been unsuccessful in my goal, but I definitely found some more variety and…

2 yrs ago1

Reviews

Unconventional usage

Tan Lines and Lust

Pivoting doesn't always work well

Moving on to a new go-to girlie

Nibbles and Nips? More like Age in the Cage

A helping pair

Picked a bad one

Magic Carpet Ride

Rainy day fun

Rainy afternoon fun

Experiencing a Follies veteran

Big spice on a frigid day

Blessed Be

Daytime in Brazil

Not just for hands anymore

Someone take it out back already

The cream always rises

Taking a Bath

Unexpected extra privacy

Quick service

Extra clean and extra services

West Philadelphia Playground

OK time at Bucks

A rare miss

God bless Texas

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