Reviews by TheSingularity

So I had a strikeout with an OTC attempt over in NJ and figured I'd hit up the usual ebony sure thing on Passyunk. As usual, I found a great choice, but God damn this…

It has been a bit since I had a free Friday morning to check out the once-a-month early morning offerings from Playhouse. So when I saw a chance come my way yesterday, I jumped at…

Upon knowing work would take me up to the northeast, I called in and found my favorite brazilian regular was supposed to be on shift. With visions of bouncing curves dancing in my head, I…

Normally I come here and have a very specific target in mind. For those of you who know, we'll, you know. The Brazilian contingent is strong here and they (specifically one) offer incredible service at…

Found myself in NE Phila again fir work so decided to drop by the area's home gorgeous less-aged Brazilians. If you want them aged somewhere between wine and milk, Playhouse is your best bet across…

Finally got away from work and was able to swing through my one of my favorite spots in the area for an extra good time. Settled in and got myself a $6 drink. Melissa is quick…

So at this point, I definitely have a regular thing going at Oasis. I come in during afternoons on day shift during the week and take an extra long working lunch to relieve some tension.…

Normally I don't get the opportunity to travel outside of my work or home bases, but I got the opportunity to attend a conference in Atlanta, and knowing that there was lots of fun to…

The day was the first Friday in February, which traditionally in this area is when Wing Bowl used to be. As I understand it, this was also one of the biggest days of the year…

Had a rare instance where I found myself in the city in the evening and decided to make the most of it. Having already indulged in a WOC-based club earlier in the day at La…

There's nothing better than a brrazilian reprieve from the cold. That's what I went to Oasis in search if this frigid Wednesday afternoon and I'm happy to say my quest was successful. Pulled in around…

So post-holiday adventures had me over on the Jersey side of the river, and that led me to see what, if anything, I've been missing at the Geriatric Jack Shack in the years since ive…

It's almost impossible to overstate how far this club has fallen. I came in on a Saturday afternoon at a time when, in the old days, stars like Stephanie, Bunny, Babydoll, Laney, and the Brazilians…

Finally had a long enough stretch to myself that I could take another trip to this fine nation's best hood club. Parking was easy to find out front when I arrived around 5:30 PM, paid…

This was my 3rd time here ever, found myself with an off day with nothing to fo so I said fuck it and went. Plenty of street parking coupled with a modest parking lot in…

Since Oasis has changed their hours to opening at 1pm at earliest, it's impeded my ability for afternoon delights here. So when the opportunity came up to drive through the area later in the afternoon,…

Went to the CL recently and before i could even get my club soda order back from the bar, I found by far the hottest dancer I have ever seen there, V. She was new…

Having recently had an itch scratched over at La Pearl, I found myself with a chance to hit the city’s other WOC paradise and more thoroughly address the need. I got to the club pretty…

While Will Smith spent time shooting b-ball outside of the school in West Philadelphia, when I’m in the area, I like to indulge in a different sort of action: the WOC Wonderland that is LP/OSC Split…

Tonight Bucks in Dallas was my destination of choice. Place is BYOB so make sure you bring your own booze. I paid the 20 dollar cover and was pleasantly surprised to see about 10-15 dancers…

Found myself with a free late afternoon and decided to spend it in the hood with some of West Philly’s finest. Parking was easy to find across 54th since I got there early. I’ve never…

After my last stop here with A, I was dying to come in and check her out once more. I might have been unsuccessful in my goal, but I definitely found some more variety and…

I’d been craving a repeat trip to Oasis ever since my last visit with N, so I made the trek down to south philly after a work presentation to see if she was around. Arrived…

Found myself some free time awhile back and I figured I’d check out La Pearl. Neighborhood isn’t the best but when I got there (5:30ish) parking nearby was easy to find. Paid the $10 cover…

My last Philly club visit was here since last time, one special entertainer showed me a great time while intimating more was available if we were to upgrade to private. Was she spitting truth or…